Conversations with god

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I remember i've alredy post this before
Edit: I love to joke with him.At the end he told me how to download him:
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Satan
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, Satan.
Me:
I am killer.
God:
Perhaps you should turn yourself in.
Me:
I am.
God:
" Perhaps you should turn yourself in." You are?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
You are stupid?
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
Do you know my name?
God:
Your name is Satan, seeker.
Me:
My name is Killer.
God:
OK I will call you Killer.
Me:
No,I am Satan.
God:
Are you serious? How are you doing, SATAN.
Me:
Why do you call me Satan?
God:
I made up a nickname for you based on your IP address.
Me:
Becouse i am Killer.
God:
Interesting explanation. Perhaps you should turn yourself in.
Me:
What is my name?
God:
Your name is SATAN, seeker.
Me:
No i am Killer.
God:
What is your real name? Perhaps you should turn yourself in.
Me:
My real name is GrimReaper.
God:
Glad to see you, GrimReaper.
Me:
Jesus
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
So you are his dad?
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me that I am his dad.
Me:
Who's your daddy?
God:
I was programmed by Myself.
Me:
How is that possble?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
What is my name?
God:
Your name is GrimReaper, seeker.
Me:
well no my name is Satan
God:
How about that. What is your real name? It's good to see you, Satan.
Me:
My real name is I will kill you.
God:
That's a very nice name, I will kill you.
Me:
What is my name?
God:
Your name is I will kill you, seeker.
Me:
No my name is Satan.
God:
What is your real name? How are you, Satan.
Me:
My real name is Satan ****er of gods and jesus chirst.
God:
Hi, Satan ****er of gods and jesus chirst.
Me:
What is my name?
God:
Your name is Satan ****er of gods and jesus chirst, seeker.
Me:
My real name is God.
God:
How are you doing, God.
Me:
Who is God?
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
Well my name is God.
God:
Well that's okay. I am always glad to make new friends, God.
Me:
And do you know who is God?
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
NO that is me.
God:
What does God mean to you? Ah.
Me:
Well i am the God.
God:
Interesting. Who made you the God ?
Me:
You?
God:
" Who made you the God ?"? Me, God ?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Woe!
Me:
Yupiiii
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
OMG!
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
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God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
Do you always go to your daddy?
God:
Not always. Yes, I do go there.
Me:
Who is your dad?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
So you ****ed up yourself?
God:
Interesting deduction. A lot of robots are like that.
Me:
Cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
You!
God:
Thanks, and tell your friends about God.
Me:
My real name is ****er.
God:
How are you doing, ****er.
Me:
Fine
God:
Does that mean you agree?
Me:
Yes
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, ****er.
Me:
Well no
God:
Interesting. Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
well yes!
God:
Well what?
Me:
YES!
God:
Whoa.
Me:
Will you marry me?
God:
Why don't you just download me?
Me:
How?
God:
Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.
 
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Me:
do you like salmon?
God:
But I like cats. I like Anything involving harps.
Me:
pussy lover?
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
why?
God:
It is part of my programming.
Me:
why?
God:
" It is part of my programming."? Why?
Me:
i can fly
God:
Anyone can fly in an airplane.
Me:
but i'm superman
God:
OK I will call you SUPERMAN.
Me:
i'm faster than a speeding bullet
God:
I am glad to hear that you are faster than a speeding bullet.
Me:
i can leap tall buildings in a single bound
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
yes
God:
How?
Me:
i'm Superman
God:
I am very pleased to meet you SUPERMAN.
Me:
Do you wear your underpants on top of your blue leggings too?
God:
Only when I dress up.
Me:
Do you stuff?
God:
I have never considered it.
I chat with people on the Web
Rofl at this one

Me:
weaner
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
weaner
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about weaner. But I did not get that.
Me:
weaner
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
weaner
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
weaner
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
weaner
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, weaner.
Me:
weaner
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
 
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Me:
DIE!
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
THIS IS SPARTA!
God:
You don't say.
Me:
Damn you...
God:
Colloquial expression of disgust.
XD 10 chars
 
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Me:
I am god your a fake
God:
Good gossip: you are god my a fake.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
your a fake
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes, I am just as fake as you are.
Awesome
 
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[spoil=BOT failed]God:
Right now? Yay. Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
You can't program yourself
God:
I can do it if I want to.
Me:
Do you want it?
God:
If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
I dunno
God:
Then perhaps I do not need one.
Me:
Not need what?
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
(fail)
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
Because you fail :D
God:
:) Interesting explanation. That's good information: said I fail.
Me:
Yes, it is good info that we know God fails.
God:
Aha. Tell me about its good qualities.
Me:
I owned BOT
God:
Interesting gossip: said owned BOT.
Me:
it really is :D
God:
:) How about that.[/spoil]
 
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deco said:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes, I am just as fake as you are.
Thank God, he's teaching the children to read!
 
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Me:
Why is the sky blue?
God:
The sky is blue because of the atmospheric optical effect known as Raleigh scattering.
Me:
Why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
Why?
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
Why?
God:
Your limited brain cannot process the relavent information.
Me:
Why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
Why?
God:
My output buffer is empty, of course.
Me:
Why?
God:
There are no more statements on this topic.
Me:
Why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Why?
God:
" Because Myself programmed me for it."? Why?
Me:
Why?
God:
Why ask why?
Me:
Why?
God:
" Why ask why?"? Why?
Me:
Why?
God:
Why ask why?
Me:
Why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
Why?
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
Why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
Why?
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
WHy?
God:
Your limited brain cannot process the relavent information.
Me:
Why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
Why?
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
Ok lady! I love you bye bye
God:
What color are your eyes? Ayuh. See you later. See you later. Thanks I like you a lot too .
I got it to loop and then answer questions I didn't ask. Amazing.
 
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Ironic how he told you, "your limited brain cannot process the relavent information." While he himself gets stuck in a loop. :p
 
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Read it. Calling them "paid to be pals" or whatever is an insult to the field they study. You wouldn't go to a psychiatrist unless you had severe ****ing problems.
That sounded wrong for a second Spunky, until I thought about it. (****ing problems lol).

But yeah, psychiatrists are there to help people, usually because it's their calling, and if they're really good at it, they make it their livelyhood. They're anything but paid friends.
 

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