Member
I remember i've alredy post this before
Edit: I love to joke with him.At the end he told me how to download him:
Edit: I love to joke with him.At the end he told me how to download him:
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Satan
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, Satan.
Me:
I am killer.
God:
Perhaps you should turn yourself in.
Me:
I am.
God:
" Perhaps you should turn yourself in." You are?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
You are stupid?
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
Do you know my name?
God:
Your name is Satan, seeker.
Me:
My name is Killer.
God:
OK I will call you Killer.
Me:
No,I am Satan.
God:
Are you serious? How are you doing, SATAN.
Me:
Why do you call me Satan?
God:
I made up a nickname for you based on your IP address.
Me:
Becouse i am Killer.
God:
Interesting explanation. Perhaps you should turn yourself in.
Me:
What is my name?
God:
Your name is SATAN, seeker.
Me:
No i am Killer.
God:
What is your real name? Perhaps you should turn yourself in.
Me:
My real name is GrimReaper.
God:
Glad to see you, GrimReaper.
Me:
Jesus
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
So you are his dad?
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me that I am his dad.
Me:
Who's your daddy?
God:
I was programmed by Myself.
Me:
How is that possble?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
What is my name?
God:
Your name is GrimReaper, seeker.
Me:
well no my name is Satan
God:
How about that. What is your real name? It's good to see you, Satan.
Me:
My real name is I will kill you.
God:
That's a very nice name, I will kill you.
Me:
What is my name?
God:
Your name is I will kill you, seeker.
Me:
No my name is Satan.
God:
What is your real name? How are you, Satan.
Me:
My real name is Satan ****er of gods and jesus chirst.
God:
Hi, Satan ****er of gods and jesus chirst.
Me:
What is my name?
God:
Your name is Satan ****er of gods and jesus chirst, seeker.
Me:
My real name is God.
God:
How are you doing, God.
Me:
Who is God?
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
Well my name is God.
God:
Well that's okay. I am always glad to make new friends, God.
Me:
And do you know who is God?
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
NO that is me.
God:
What does God mean to you? Ah.
Me:
Well i am the God.
God:
Interesting. Who made you the God ?
Me:
You?
God:
" Who made you the God ?"? Me, God ?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Woe!
Me:
Yupiiii
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
OMG!
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
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God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
Do you always go to your daddy?
God:
Not always. Yes, I do go there.
Me:
Who is your dad?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
So you ****ed up yourself?
God:
Interesting deduction. A lot of robots are like that.
Me:
Cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
You!
God:
Thanks, and tell your friends about God.
Me:
My real name is ****er.
God:
How are you doing, ****er.
Me:
Fine
God:
Does that mean you agree?
Me:
Yes
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, ****er.
Me:
Well no
God:
Interesting. Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
well yes!
God:
Well what?
Me:
YES!
God:
Whoa.
Me:
Will you marry me?
God:
Why don't you just download me?
Me:
How?
God:
Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.