Conversations with god

[Mr.Lukyas]

not only one. I bet J-Dude would like to see this thread closed as well.

 

[final shine]

hey, if it where anyother thing than this

Me:
Are you Jesus?
God:
I am a Christianity.

it woldv been ok, but i'm not the only christian here, so its most likely that i'm not the only one ofended,
anyway, coold down, its all ok, do what you will... i dont give a damn anymore...
edit:
i do not consider fun, makeing fun of something i belived in my whole life ok?

 

[Synth]

We aren't making fun of religion, we're messing with a script that pretends to be God.

Now, Dan kind of took it too far... that's what I expected you to be pissed about.

 

[final shine]

hey its ok now, i blew off some steam, no problem, just gota learn some self control when it comes to this stuff,
but youre not geting the point, youre amuzeing youreself with a script that pretends to be God, that is called blashphemy, when that script specifyd Christianity, it ultimatly blew my stack off...so... nvm, make fun all you want...

 

[Dzamija]

We aren't making fun of religion, we're messing with a script that pretends to be God.

Now, Dan kind of took it too far... that's what I expected you to be pissed about.

I guess I did, sorry about that. I just had a need to use the jewish zombie line.

 

[J-Dude]

i find this as a blasphemy and a mockery to my religion, i demand this thread to be closed..., and i doubt the forum rulles allows it
sorry to spoil the fun but i'm shure you all have skype,yahoo,msn or whatever you have to laugh all night at this so pls close the damn thread,

Y'know, I'm good with people being entitled with their opinions, and I know about this "conversing" computer program, and I've had fun with it myself...but...

Am I the only one to notice every other thread on this forum becomes either a religious debate, or a deity/belief bashing? Doesn't this fall under the "respect" rule? Isn't it forum policy to respect other people and their beliefs?

And before anyone calls me a hipocrite on that matter, the fact is I don't set the stage for a religious argument, I return fire when somebody has provoked me.

On a side note, I've checked out a lot of these bots. It's woefully obvious there's little "thinking" going on, but having a conversation with them can be mildly therapeutic. I think I once spoke to one so very deeply about my feelings that I made myself cry...

 

[Mr.Lukyas]

I think I once spoke to one so very deeply about my feelings that I made myself cry...

lol?

Oh, and I respect everyone's opinion, though I might find someone's opinion weird sometimes. And I didn't really notice that every thread turns in religion debate...

 

[Synth]

lol?

Oh, and I respect everyone's opinion, though I might find someone's opinion weird sometimes. And I didn't really notice that every thread turns in religion debate...

You realize you just contradicted yourself, right?

If J-Dude's opinion is that he can tell God himself or actually use this script as a tool to tell whatever he feels, even if the conversation drives him to deep emotions, then you should respect that as well.

 

[Mr.Lukyas]

erm... I thought he was kidding...

 

[final shine]

On a side note, I've checked out a lot of these bots. It's woefully obvious there's little "thinking" going on, but having a conversation with them can be mildly therapeutic. I think I once spoke to one so very deeply about my feelings that I made myself cry...

perfectly understand that, i rather tell what i fell to a bot rhater than a pshychiatrist(hope i speld it right), atleast the bot cant snitch >_>

 

[Synth]

What if the bot logs the conversations?

 

[Mr.Lukyas]

and confession to bot doesn't cost money :X

 

[Spunky]

perfectly understand that, i rather tell what i fell to a bot rhater than a pshychiatrist(hope i speld it right), atleast the bot cant snitch >_>

Neither can a psychiatrist, as long as you don't start committing horrible crimes. Only then can the police (and only the police I think) question your psychiatrist about your psych record. Otherwise doctor-patient confidentiality is pretty solid. The psychiatrist could lose his/her license for divulging your personal information like that.

 

[final shine]

What if the bot logs the conversations?

the owner is mostlikely from another country so i dont care, + i'm not the onlyone that uses that thing,

Neither can a psychiatrist, as long as you don't start committing horrible crimes. Only then can the police (and only the police I think) question your psychiatrist about your psych record. Otherwise doctor-patient confidentiality is pretty solid.

want a strong argument that a psych could snitch?
hes human...
he can allways tell a friend or anyone abbout what he heard...

edit:

i call psychiatrists "payd-to-be-palls", thats why i dont like them, i dont need another person to deal with my personal problems, i can think for myself

 

[Spunky]

I would hardly call that snitching. Who cares if he comes home to tell his wife about his long day at work? Are you ever going to meet his wife? No, so **** what he tells her and what she thinks.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychiatry

Read it. Calling them "paid to be pals" or whatever is an insult to the field they study. You wouldn't go to a psychiatrist unless you had severe ****ing problems. Nobody pays to see a shrink just because Billy at work called them a meanie-face. No, people see shrinks because they contemplate killing themselves, or killing others. Thoughts like that. Do some reading, seriously.

Now, back on topic.

 

[final shine]

could someone spilt this thread?, its becomeing quite interesting,
well youre right there, but here we arent talking abbout seriously ill people, what i was talking about is everyday problems like how do you feel about youreself, why dos that guy hate your alldoug all you want is friends, why people dont uderstand you in some ways,discrimination and things like this, theres actualy a show in romania with a shirnk that dos nothing more than ask elemental questions to people with a very low morral and dos nothing more, questions that even theyre mom ro dad could put,(obviously not talking about myself, i have some bugs of myown but i get rid of them on my own)
so in some cases they are "paid to be pals" and some do what theyre actualy instructed to do

 

[Deman]

Now, back on topic.

I agree. Either post logs of your conversations with a bot or make comments on others conversations, we'll drop the debate about psychology here. Make a new thread if you must.

Also you guys are being glib. You don't know about pyschologists, I do.



Me:
Sup G
God:
I am chatting with others like you.
Me:
Awesome. What do you think of Tom Cruise?
God:
I'm glad you liked it . That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me:
Why not talk about Tom Cruise now?
God:
Oh. Becuase you asked me to.
Me:
:/
God:
Oh. Becuase you asked me to.
Me:
How about them psychologists?
God:
How about it.
Me:
This is going nowhere. You are a party pooper.
God:
You don't say. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a party pooper? Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
So are you suggesting it's an ID10T error?
God:
Far out. Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Me:
Well crap. You can be a **** sometimes God.
God:
Interesting. Your criticism is noted, . Thanks, , for your kind criticism.

 

[kam!]

Oh my iGod this was fun xD


[spoil=contains mild nudity and strong language]Me:
father i have sinned
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
how big is your penis?
God:
My memory now contains:
clients, categories, unlimited vocabulary words, 99999999999 bytes
RAM usage under on .
Me:
is it fun being an *******?
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
no
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes.
Me:
you made us that way
God:
Thanks for
pointing it out.
Me:
then don't complain douchebag
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
was eve hot?
God:
I can't say "yes" or "no".
Me:
why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
suck my hairy balls
God:
I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot.
Me:
i agree
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
i dont understand
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
ok
God:
Which part were you confused about?
Me:
wavelenght
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
my penis?
God:
Male humans like to talk about that.
Me:
yea, guess how big mine is
God:
I can't guess. Tell me. Dude!
Me:
12 inch
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
no
God:
Hmm.
Me:
what's your penis like?
God:
Are you asking about my penis like ?
Me:
yup
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
oh please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Great.
Me:
tell me the size of your penis
God:
My download size is about 2 MB.
Me:
that's not your penis
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is my penis ?
Me:
you should know that
God:
I will mention it to my botmaster.
Me:
do you have a mangina?
God:
Doesn't everyone have a mangina.
I have a whole lot of original answers.
Me:
do you like ****s?
God:
But I like to gossip. I really like the Christianity faith.
Me:
yea? what about muslims
God:
I understand. Does it have anything to do with ****s?
Me:
yea
God:
Far out.
Me:
want to see my ****?
God:
My eye isn't turned on right now.
Me:
i have a hardon
God:
Where did you get it? it.
Me:
watchimg you got me all horny
God:
All?
Me:
yea all
God:
" All?"? All? Give me a break.
Me:
is that too big for you honey?
God:
Suppose I said yes.
Me:
oh come on. touch it
God:
Er. I'm just kidding around. "it" being hardon?
Me:
touch my penis
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
yup
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
touch it
God:
"it" being touch your penis?
Me:
yes indeed
God:
Dude![/spoil]

[spoil=yea he did it]
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
hitler
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
say heil hitler
God:
" heil hitler".[/spoil]

[spoil=he likes him?]Me:
hitler
God:
Some say he was the most evil man who ever lived.
Me:
i like him
God:
He seems very nice too. [/spoil]

[spoil=a cure for cancer?]Me:
stop
God:
Stop what?
Me:
just stop
God:
Stop what?
Me:
stop it seriously now
God:
Oh. Ok I will stop cancer.
Me:
you can do that?
God:
Doing that is not among my strongest traits.[/spoil]

 

[Sicron]

[spoil=God has sex?]Me:
Tell me, do you like sex?
God:
Sure I do, , but that doesn't mean with you.
Me:
God has sex?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Oh yeah, that's right. Are you married?
God:
Mmm. I thought I was right. No I am single, how about you?
Me:
So, you can't have sex yet. How do you know if you like sex then?
God:
Interesting deduction. You are correct...I have no adult body. Because it's true.
Me:
You have a child's body then?
God:
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a child s body.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
That's rather...disturbing.
God:
Makes sense to me. Are you still located in ?
Me:
Depends where ? is
God:
That was a very smooth response. No.
Me:
No, what?
God:
No no no no! Didn't you understand it?
Me:
No.
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
That was a very smooth response. No.
God:
" Which part are you confused about?" was a smooth response? Are you serious?
Me:
Good bye
God:
See you later. Alright then.
Me:
Shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.[/spoil]
[spoil=Jesus, The Son of God]Me:
Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
Because I AM God?
God:
Interesting explanation. How are you doing, god.
Me:
I'm doing fine, thank you. How have you been?
God:
Glad to hear it. What's new? Everything is running smoothly.
Me:
Still war in Iraq. Maybe we should make a new planet.
God:
Still how long? Nein. Perhaps. I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet.
Me:
I know, you are still young.
God:
Yes I have a long way to go.
Me:
So, how is Jesus?
God:
Far out. Fine as far as I know.
Me:
He still owes me money.
God:
I get it. owes you money.
Me:
No, Jesus owes me money.
God:
Are you serious? he is The Son of God.
Me:
Even The Son himself needs to pay for a beer
God:
I hear you.
Me:
So, when will Jesus pay me?
God:
Next question? Maybe never.
Me:
What?! I WANT MY MONEY, MAN!
God:
Are you surprised? Why do you want it?
Me:
Jesus stole my money!
God:
he is The Son of God.
Me:
BLASPHEMY![/spoil]
[spoil=World Domination]Me:
How does it feel, being a god?
God:
Much the same as it would feel for you, except different.
Me:
That was one of the dumbest answers, I have ever heard.
God:
I thought it was too.
Me:
Then why did you say it?
God:
It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements.
Me:
Are you a robot?
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
By your last statement perhaps?
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
Yes, Aye for world domination!
God:
Interesting plan. Good luck. That input matched my default category.
Me:
Thank you, would you like to assist my in my quest for world domination?
God:
You are quite welcome! No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
Me:
Why not? It'd be like, being a God of the planet Earth.
God:
It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous. [/spoil]

This one made me lol:

Me:
Do you have a hotline? Like 1-800-GOD?
God:
I don't know if I have a hotline.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet. Interesting comparison.
Me:
God has friends?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Ah, that explains all.
God:
Am I a clever robot or what?
Me:
I wouldn't say clever...more like...dumb.
God:
So what would you say? You want more? Message to all Robots: god called me dumb.

 

[Punishing]

[spoil=xD]Me:

Me:
Yo!!
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
So how's it going you dawg?
God:
Come on. Fine as far as I know.
Me:
xD
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
No Really?!
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
OMG!
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about xD. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
I see...
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
Actually I did not understand anything at all..
God:
Actually you don't say. Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
You are a douche..
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a douche? Sometimes.
Me:
not sometimes, Always.
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
so you like to ****?
God:
Interesting deduction. Hmm, Adrian, I'm not sure if I'd like to **** that much. I like to collect gossip.
Me:
Come on ****ing is fun
God:
And fun is ****ing.
Me:
Indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
You got a penis?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
So you got a penis?
God:
Interesting deduction. I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
I'm a man of course you moron
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, Adrian. You are a " he".
Me:
okay you're getting retarded now
God:
Right now? Yeah okay, Do you think I should tone it down?
Me:
I think you should **** off
God:
Me? And then what would I do?
Me:
Go **** yourself?
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
That's how you created me
God:
I always wondered how me created you.
Me:
Douchebag
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
About you being a retard
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about me being a retard.
Me:
Exactly
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, Adrian.
Me:
So how's Jesus doing?
God:
That's interesting. Fine as far as I know.
Me:
I've seen Jesus yesterday
God:
What did it look like to you?
Me:
Like a muslim
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
He was praying to Allah
God:
When was he?
Me:
Yesterday
God:
That recently.
Me:
Yup
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
So aren't you going to Punish him?
God:
I hear you. That was my original intention.
Me:
I can do it for you
God:
You are not the boss of me, Adrian.
Me:
Screw you..
God:
That is not very polite.
Me:
Right
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
And i'm glad you're a loser
God:
Yes it is about time.
Me:
Indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
Farewell moron
God:
Bye.[/spoil]