Chuck Norris jokes

[Fire Phoenix]

The chuck norris can beat you at connect four in three moves and the F15 fighter one were both new to me. The F15 made me laugh, the connect four is just something to smirk about.

 

[Adaptus]

I probably haven't heard all of them yet, as as long as I haven't, I'll keep enjoying them.

 

[[S]]

Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick with both his left and his right leg...At the same time.

 

[Zeonix]

Wow. A thread complaining about the Chuck Norris facts turned into a thread for posting Chuck Norris facts .

On that note: Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

 

[SSFT]

Chuck Norris doesn't read. He stares down the book until it gives him the information he wants.

 

[Grega]

"Chuck Norris dosent belive in God. God belives in Chuck Norris."

Or "God and Chuck Norris had a fight once. It isnt knows but Chuck Norris is still alive."

Or "Halies commet is actualy a man named (insert name here cause i forgot it) who was roundhusekicked out of the atmosphere by Chuck Norris."

There are tons of them. And they are perfect for spamming Kurts channal when nothing is going on. But the option was down lately ^^

But there are also Mr.T and Van Desel facts. Tons of them >.>

 

[g0jack]

The best one was one on IRC regarding Chuck Norris, a limp, and rhinoceros balls. No joke. Just can't remember it though :/

 

[TheFunkyOne]

heres a chuck norris joke,

Chuck norris got owned by Bruce Lee lol... hahaha... really, he did.

 

[Cap J]

[19:26] DragonDude: yay we didn't get rwnt
[19:27] Cap_J: lol
[19:27] Kurt`: lol my score
[19:27] Kurt`: was balls
[19:27] Cap_J: bummer
[19:27] Cap_J: but how big were those balls? were they chuck norris sized?
[19:27] Kurt`: rhinoceros
[19:27] DragonDude: elephant balls
[19:27] DragonDude: =O
[19:28] Cap_J: so smaller than chuck norris then

That what you were talking about g0jack?

 

[donnierisk]

ROFL, that's a good one, but as long as i don't hear the same ones over and over they'll stay funny, just google his name and you'll find some stuff.

 

[DaRkOwNs]

the only thing i have against chuck norris is the damn cartoon he has on cartoon network late at night

 

[ZeroNightmare]

Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick with both his left and his right leg...At the same time.

theres a capoeira move like that

pardon my spelling

 

[Growler]

This was on the news last night if anyone bothered to watch...
well... Chuck Norris was stabbed in an alley with a knife... unfortunately... the knife bled to death.

 

[Navanax]

My favourite would have to be:

When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

 

[frsrblch]

I feel the need to break your hearts. I saw this on College Humor. All I can say is I'm sorry.

http://www.tmahof.com/HallOfFame/members/allensteen.html

The heartbreaker is in the 4th paragraph.

 

[nge]

Chuck Norris facts. lol. Funny, but not nearly as much as people say they are.

"Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did."

 

[|Overlord|]

Chuck Norris recently started a demolition company, where he is the only employee. With no equipment he simply round kick's building's flatting them in 2 seconds.

 

[Chang Wufei]

somehow i doubt the sites credibility...chuck norris retired undefeated..it says it on his webpage..got any other sites to back that story up?

 

[SSFT]

Yeah, that page is BS. "Father of Texas Karate". Pshaw.

Besides, sport Tae Kwon Do is a joke. Traditional Korean TKD is the real deal.

 

[Kama]

Well he's still alive, so technically he wasn't defeated. He may have lost a few fights, but not defeated.