So, I love BF3. It was pissing me off because whenever I spawned, 14 tanks would shoot at me. My team is always among the 14. So now I'm playing squad DM and team DM and people are getting wrecked.
Take this recent BAMFery, for example. I'm surrounded by gunfire on a city map. I think it's called subway or some ****. Whatever. I'm running from cover to cover, because there are 32 dudes out there with rounds with my name on them. I see a doorway, leading to a 3 story building. Perfect. I jump over a car, cross the street, jump over a rail and run into the doorway. I immediately clear my corners, check behind the stairs. Clear. I start working my way up. ****. Gunfire from down below. Better find a safe area to both channelize anyone coming through my building (Trust me. It's ******* mine.), and take out anyone on the streets below me. I walk up the stairs, clearing the landings by peering through the grating along the stairs. Clear. I'm on the second deck. To my left is a doorway, to my right is a dead end. I get a little closer to the doorway and realize it's actually a double doorway. There are stairs to the immediate left of the second doorway, windows to the right. Hmm. I walk through the double doorways, look down the stairs to my right. Holy ****. 3 dudes. They start firing, but I was already through the double doorways as I ran back to make a stand. I run back to the original stairway, just one step down. The first guy walks through with this stupid ******* flashlight thats brighter than a million exploding suns, but I'm firing from the hip so I don't give a ****. He stops dead in the doorway and starts firing, but I'm already running towards the opposite wall, firing at his face. He goes down, but I'm dry. I see the second dude's laser, so I pull out my pistol, sprint through the first doorway. Bam. Headshot. The best goddamn headshot I've ever done. He goes limp, falls to the ground. I hide between the double doorways, in the corner closest to the enemy. He takes one step through the doorway.
Cue knife animation.
He gets stabbed in the chest, and falls slowly as I rip off his dog tags.
BAMF.
So yeah, I'm having fun.