NeLo said:
Btw fast and furious was a good movie man psh what you talking about Willis??
I think AvP will be a good movie too, with a decent story(how else would predators and aliens meet, hm smart guy?). HOWEVER, it's best you stop arguing now. All your movie taste credibility went flying out the window with that last remark.
Your own fault.
Halorin said:
P.P.S: Don't listen to what anybody says. I will end your life in Aliens vs. Predator 2 for the PC. Believe this.
Do it as a Runner and you have my respect. Do it as a goddammed sniper and you are ***.
My AvP backstory; The first Predator came to Earth as a holiday/distraction from it's most recent mission; the capture of the most worthy adversary the Predator race has ever known, the xenomorph. A nice, relaxing hunt was what it needed after the hell it had been through on planet X.
>>Predator<<
After Dutch's(Arnold's) account from the jungle Predator incident, the US government sent in an examination team. They found the Predator's ship and searched it. Along with powerful computer technologies(which were studied and gradually released to the world, starting in the 1980's), they found a xenomorph specimen in stasis. They transported it to a research facility in Los Angeles for reanimation and examination. Unbeknownst to humanity, the Predator race had paid Earth another visit shortly after; they knew from communications with the Predator killed by Dutch that it was sucessful in capuring a xenomorph parasite. The searched the entire jungle and the lands around it, performed intense biological scans from orbit; no trace of the xenomorph was found. They left Earth, but not before installing several powerful but undetecable bioscanners all over the world; if the xenomorph ever lived again, the Predators would come back for thier hunt.
For years government researchers unsuccessfully tried to reanimate the xenomorph, until in the late 80's a breakthrough in genome manupulation allowed them to clone the xenomorph from stasis(tentative idea; cloning is corny but sooo easy to use, especially in this case). Thier first sucessful "incubation" and subsequent "hatch" led to a slight disappointment; just a drone, who displayed no intelligence despite an unusually large brain. One researcher had an idea; hive mind. So they kept on cloning, incubating, hatching, until they got what they wanted; a queen.
This breeding program was not without it's faults though; there were "accidents" all the time, accidental incubations, injuries, deaths, and even one escape. A Predator bioscanner picked up a small trace of the xemomorph's biosignature(or whatever). It was just a brief signal however; human hunters quickly tracked down the xenomorph to an under-construction skyscraper(dark, warm, enclosed areas, randon debris made hiding easy) and eliminated it there. Still, the incident warranted investigation by the Predators. A lone Predator was sent to Earth to track down and capture the xenomorph. He was to start his search at the point where the xenomorph's biosignature was the strongest(read: bloodiest and most violent); a highrise apartment building in Los Angeles. No trace of the xenomorph was found at the site, but a group of human were. The Predator killed them and committed thier smell to memory; perhaps if it followed thier scent to the people closest to them, it would lead to the xenomorph. Unfortunately, that was a dead end, but a most interesting thing happened; an LAPD cop turned the hunter into the hunted.
>>Predator 2<<
Writing off the xenomorph investigation as a loss, the Predators left Earth. A new research facility was created in Alaska to ensure further saftey from escapes; cold proved to be an effective weapon against the xenomorphs. The researchers were mistaken in thier strategy; they had forgotten the xenomorph species was the most adaptable they had ever seen, and thier frequent use of cold in thier experiments had encouraged the xenomorph biology to develop a stronger endurance to cold climates(the queen felt "pain", or at least cause of pain through her drones, causing her to lay eggs that were genetically changed to endure the cold better). The researchers had noticed this distubing trend, but ignored the larger implications; as long as there were no accidental escapes, there would be no problem. But there was a problem.
Faulty software caused two doors to open instead of one. A massive breakout occured, barely supressed by the military personell at the facility. After the incident, an accounting was made; all escaped xenoforms had been killed, including the parasites. All parasites but one had been verified as still having thier eggs, so no incubations had occured during the incident. The only parasite unverified had been shot(the rest were burned/suffocated) in its "ovaries", so egg verification was impossible. However, the soldier who shot it found it alone with no apparent victims(parasites don't live long after they detatch themselves; it wouldn't be able to get very far away from a victim), and all personnell had passed an x-ray for signs of incubation. The soldier never saw a cat belonging to one of the researchers, and they had not thought to x-ray the cat. The cat carried a queen.
Hell, that could be another movie. Oh wait, they already made it and called it Alien Ressurection. :laff:
Readings from the Predator bioscanners on Earth went crazy; it was clear to the Predators that the xenoforms had survived. This time no chance was taken; a traditional five-member hunting team was assembled and sent to Earth as quickly as possible with one mission; secure a xenomorph parasite and eliminate any opposition.
Well if you got this far I'm impressed; that's a lot of crap to read, but at least it's better than the haphazard story they are actually filming.
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