1. You wonder why you can't target anyone by pointing at them
2. People look at you weird when you charge into them
3. Your dare your friends to hit you, but you still get hurt even though you're blocking
4. You never feel that you're in danger because you can just teleport and fly around
5. You threaten people that you're gonna transform if they're not careful
6. There's another phone call from the hospital because of your attempts to fly
7. If someone annoys you, you call them a beam-spamming n00b
8. You walk around K-mart looking for a scouter
9. You can't wait for your new fighting powers
10. You know you will get your new fighting powers 'when they're done'
11. You dye your hair purple because you think that will give you a sword
12. You go somewhere where you haven't been before and wonder where the sky barrier is.
13. Your parents are seriously considering getting you a psychiatrist because of your attempts to fly
14. You're not afraid of death because you'll just pop up again
15. You try to get people to help you find the dragonballs
16. You're always alert because noone has a green diamond above their heads
17. Your friends think you're cool because of your attempts to fly
18. Your girlfriend dumps you after you try and impress her by powering up
19. She tells you to go away after you scream kamehameha
20. You wanna change character because you're bored with your current human powers
21. You're always challenging people to a duel
22. When you lose in a fistfight you accuse the other person of HOWing
23. You're tempted to shoot a beam in a shopping centre, knowing you'll get heaps of kills
24. You're convinced you could hold your breath for longer last time you dived underwater
25. Your friends think you're meditating, but you're really charging a spirit bomb
26. You scream out 'masenko!' but nothing happens
27. You scream out 'masenko!' but your Japanese teacher gives you a confused look
28. You make a ki blob in a snowball fight
29. You jump off a 4 storey building knowing that it'll do little if no damage
30. You walk around randomly punching people bigger than yourself, because you'll get more power.
2. People look at you weird when you charge into them
3. Your dare your friends to hit you, but you still get hurt even though you're blocking
4. You never feel that you're in danger because you can just teleport and fly around
5. You threaten people that you're gonna transform if they're not careful
6. There's another phone call from the hospital because of your attempts to fly
7. If someone annoys you, you call them a beam-spamming n00b
8. You walk around K-mart looking for a scouter
9. You can't wait for your new fighting powers
10. You know you will get your new fighting powers 'when they're done'
11. You dye your hair purple because you think that will give you a sword
12. You go somewhere where you haven't been before and wonder where the sky barrier is.
13. Your parents are seriously considering getting you a psychiatrist because of your attempts to fly
14. You're not afraid of death because you'll just pop up again
15. You try to get people to help you find the dragonballs
16. You're always alert because noone has a green diamond above their heads
17. Your friends think you're cool because of your attempts to fly
18. Your girlfriend dumps you after you try and impress her by powering up
19. She tells you to go away after you scream kamehameha
20. You wanna change character because you're bored with your current human powers
21. You're always challenging people to a duel
22. When you lose in a fistfight you accuse the other person of HOWing
23. You're tempted to shoot a beam in a shopping centre, knowing you'll get heaps of kills
24. You're convinced you could hold your breath for longer last time you dived underwater
25. Your friends think you're meditating, but you're really charging a spirit bomb
26. You scream out 'masenko!' but nothing happens
27. You scream out 'masenko!' but your Japanese teacher gives you a confused look
28. You make a ki blob in a snowball fight
29. You jump off a 4 storey building knowing that it'll do little if no damage
30. You walk around randomly punching people bigger than yourself, because you'll get more power.
