What do you want the Bots to say in 1.3?

[Grega]

Why am i the but of that joke :s

 

[KYnetiK]

Lol Sicron, I already suggested that one, no need to pull Grega into it

How about making the bots flee at the mere mention of Phil?

 

[KarrdeKNR]

"Are we STILL on Namek?"
"Screw this, I'm gonna go play NNK!"

 

[Disguise]

"Stop pickin on me!"

"The pen is mightier..."

"Catch you on the flip side." -during throw

"Lets call it a draw."

"We got no food, no jobs... our BOT'S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!"

"nick... I desperately wanna make love to a school boy."

"Kick his ass, Sea Bass!"


What if you just made different bot personalities that had different sets of quotes? Funny, serious, cowardly, etc.

 

[Dokutayuu]

I'd like as many forum references as possible. I'd also like to see bots based upon frequent forum goers. The Deco bot would be hilarious.

 

[Grega]

I can defenitly see "The Deco" bot goind round saying "Porn" >.<

 

[KYnetiK]

And Deco bot should spout out lude pick up lines if a player is A18

 

[Rick]

What if you just made different bot personalities that had different sets of quotes? Funny, serious, cowardly, etc.

That sorta exists already: there are different bot personalities, besides several combat variables they also contain chat related variables like whine and taunt percent.

I'd like as many forum references as possible. I'd also like to see bots based upon frequent forum goers. The Deco bot would be hilarious.

Well don't look at me for that During my 'break' new people joined, I forgot people and people changed their name so I don't even know if I knew them

 

[Mous4u]

ESF BOT CHAT WHAT I WANT TO SEE

mmm.. they might say this

Bot Welcome
"Hello Are You A Noob if not then i will sex you"
"NOOB IS IN THE HOUSE HI ANYWAY!!!!"
"are you my girlfriend"
"Hi omg its over 9000!!!!"
"When is it time for 1.4 ohh hi"
"Hi You Son Of A ***** Lol i am just jokeing welcome to the Bot World"
"Hi Do you have pie"
"sorry but your just Left 4 Dead"

Bot Whine
"OMG DONT KILL ME DONT!!!!!!!! I AM IN YOUR FRIKKIN TEAM!!"
"omg i am going to die"
"haha i stole your body and i let you kill me...OHHHHH DAM!!!!!"
"Grega is kindy i am telling on you mum!! he killed me!!"
"Sky will close you if you keep killing me"
"I HAVE KIDS!!!"

Bot Team Work
"Take to the left take to the left!!"
"Take to the right take to the right"
"omg noo wayyy"
"(Your ESF Name) avenge me *dies*"
"Krillin is a doutch bag he is soo weak he pooed his pants"
"comeone his powerlevel is like 14 i am sure your not dum enough to die from that...OMG ITS OVER 9000!!"
"ok team lets **** this guy up!!"

Bot Kills (There jsut wayy to happy)
"hahah you stink!"
"i think hes drunk"
"is that all you got"
"MY POWERLEVEL IS OVER 9000"
"(CF IS FULL) hahhaha my CF is full i will transform to terrorise your home land :devgrin:"
"Your a basterd"
"Screw this soo boreing i am playing 1.2.3 witch screws this person"
"**** YOU!!!!! your so weak"

Bot Bye Byes
"bye got to go to bed"
"Bye i can fight you again tommorow"
"OMG WHATS THAT THING ON YOUR NECK OMG ITS BED TIME STORY!!"
"bye noobs"
"ME GO BYE BECAUSE ME PLAY CRAPPY RUNESCAPE"
"BYE BYE ****ERS"
"its getting late time for beddy with teddy"
"I GOT TO GO BED MY NIGHTMARES ARE COMEING CLOSER TO YOU I DONT WANT TO BE INVOLED"
"bye (Your ESF Name) Your powerlevel is sleepy bye"

Bot Give ups
"i give up"
'I GIVE UP
""F*uck this i am going to give up atleast i got you almost"
" YOU BASTERD"
"haha nice doggys"
Bot Give ups

END OF CHAT


i think that is kinda cool to add those in the Bot Chat Whay'cha think? :yes: pretty evil huh :devil: :devsmile:

 

[Sicron]

"Wh3N 1zzz 1.4 c0M!nG OuT?!?!?!" > "Dude, like...search 4 yourselvez!"

Gotta love the forum quotes. Although not in the right context, hell, who cares!

 

[hleV]

"Will there be SSJ4 transformation in ESF 1.4?"
"ESF 1.2.3 forever!"
"Bwahahahaahaahahahahahahaa!" (with max length of characters).
"DRAGON FIRE... I mean FIST!"
"Life is your weakness." (UT3 FTW).
"Get a life, [killer's name]..."
"SPREAD THE BABIES!"
"Sometimes I just amaze myself..."
"Anyone got hacks? Like nude Android 18?"
"Hey, I've writen "bind w kill" in console and now I die whenever I press "W". Help please!"
"CS > ESF."
"It's over 8000! (Like bots would ever refer to dub's 9000...)"
"Where's the weapons in this game?"
"How to take out Trunks' sword?"
"Damn I'm good!"
"Does anyone else agree that Vegeta's Final Flash should have finished Cell?"
"How can I play this through missions?"

 

[Dokutayuu]

Well don't look at me for that During my 'break' new people joined, I forgot people and people changed their name so I don't even know if I knew them

Looking at the chatbox archives should provide enough material ^^.

Responses to "plugin" or "forum plugin"

"Sky's at it again..."
"Take cover!"
"Expect the server to crash in a few minutes..."
"*cowers in fear*"
"/disconnect"
"Fix the chatbox!"

(We trust him more than that in reality ^^)

Forum Jokes

"POTW's 5 minutes late, I'll have Dam's/Sky's head!"
"Melee would work better if they had used my idea"
"I'm on WON, half my screen's purple"
"Killface and Deman for president!"
"Mr Lucky-who?" (Or fit of maniacal rage from Damaera bot)
"Your spelling makes John look good!"
"Various ATI curses" (raven bot)
"I'd be an awesome yet humble admin" (Sub bot!)
"When it's done"
"Where's Broly?"
"Tien'll be done any day now!"
"Any lewd comment" (Deco bot)
"Try me in the Open Beta, I dare you"
"Software mode is where it's at"
"Quarter circle back, baby!"
"You're not He-man?"
"I'm afraid the AUP doesn't allow us to discuss..."
"We're all over 9000 really, except Krillin, he stinks"
"Banned!"

Misc things

"Technically, I'm an aimbot"
"Humans don't suspect a thing!"
"They think they could take out the roll exploit..."
"Where's adv. melee gone?"
"I'm getting 100FPS on max settings, and you?"
"X is a lame character"
"My AI's more broken than Vista!"
"I want better lines next release!"
"I wish I had a response coded for that"

(No comments were designed to hurt people's feelings, results may vary, product may appear different to one shown).

 

[Sicron]

"Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you"

You've been Rick-rolled!(Pun intended)

Seriously, who needs an ESF mural when we can enter the entire forum's legacy into the botprogram. If Rick can't get some inspiration out of this, I don't know what to do anymore. Who's got some classic Zeo quotes?

 

[sub]

I for one think that bots should only speak Zeo's words.

 

[KarrdeKNR]

"Sky's at it again..."


(We trust him more than that in reality ^^)

Forum Jokes

"POTW's 5 minutes late, I'll have Dam's/Sky's head!"
"Melee would work better if they had used my idea"
"I'm on WON, half my screen's purple"
"Your spelling makes John look good!"
"Various ATI curses" (raven bot)
"I'd be an awesome yet humble admin" (Sub bot!)

That's all good right there, the WON comment really made me laugh