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Some of my friends and I enjoy coming up with some extremely nerdy pickup lines or jokes (some particularly hillarious).
Here are some you can just Google to get:
If you were DNA, I'd be you're DNA Helicase, so I could unzip your genes.
Chemistry students do it on the table... periodically.
Here are some we made up (warning for obscure references):
We are like Lithium Aluminium Hydride and DHMO; our chemistry is explosive!
Hey baby, do you like it in the anti-bonding orbital?
Hey baby, wanna hybridize with my P orbital?
If you were an enzyme and I was a substrate, our Km would be Avagadro's number!
Let's make like a perchloric acid molecule with a methylamine and combine - together we can decrease the disorder in this crazy world (form a salt!).
So you're a beta subunit, I'm an alpha subunit - let's make like integrin and heterodimerize!
Hey baby, wanna be the F- to my F+?
You're the ligase to my okazaki fragments; without you i am in pieces.
I don't care what Heisenberg says - I know EXACTLY where you'll be tonight.
If you were DNA, I would be your homeodomain, so I could fit into your major curves!
If you were DNA, I'd be your transposon, so I could get in your genes!
We're like iodomethane and potassium hydroxide; if given the chance, we'll SN2 in a femtosecond.
If you can, share whatever ones you can come up with please!
Here are some you can just Google to get:
If you were DNA, I'd be you're DNA Helicase, so I could unzip your genes.
Chemistry students do it on the table... periodically.
Here are some we made up (warning for obscure references):
We are like Lithium Aluminium Hydride and DHMO; our chemistry is explosive!
Hey baby, do you like it in the anti-bonding orbital?
Hey baby, wanna hybridize with my P orbital?
If you were an enzyme and I was a substrate, our Km would be Avagadro's number!
Let's make like a perchloric acid molecule with a methylamine and combine - together we can decrease the disorder in this crazy world (form a salt!).
So you're a beta subunit, I'm an alpha subunit - let's make like integrin and heterodimerize!
Hey baby, wanna be the F- to my F+?
You're the ligase to my okazaki fragments; without you i am in pieces.
I don't care what Heisenberg says - I know EXACTLY where you'll be tonight.
If you were DNA, I would be your homeodomain, so I could fit into your major curves!
If you were DNA, I'd be your transposon, so I could get in your genes!
We're like iodomethane and potassium hydroxide; if given the chance, we'll SN2 in a femtosecond.
If you can, share whatever ones you can come up with please!