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Some of my friends and I enjoy coming up with some extremely nerdy pickup lines or jokes (some particularly hillarious).

Here are some you can just Google to get:
If you were DNA, I'd be you're DNA Helicase, so I could unzip your genes.
Chemistry students do it on the table... periodically.


Here are some we made up (warning for obscure references):
We are like Lithium Aluminium Hydride and DHMO; our chemistry is explosive!
Hey baby, do you like it in the anti-bonding orbital?
Hey baby, wanna hybridize with my P orbital?
If you were an enzyme and I was a substrate, our Km would be Avagadro's number!
Let's make like a perchloric acid molecule with a methylamine and combine - together we can decrease the disorder in this crazy world (form a salt!).
So you're a beta subunit, I'm an alpha subunit - let's make like integrin and heterodimerize!
Hey baby, wanna be the F- to my F+?
You're the ligase to my okazaki fragments; without you i am in pieces.
I don't care what Heisenberg says - I know EXACTLY where you'll be tonight.
If you were DNA, I would be your homeodomain, so I could fit into your major curves!
If you were DNA, I'd be your transposon, so I could get in your genes!
We're like iodomethane and potassium hydroxide; if given the chance, we'll SN2 in a femtosecond.


If you can, share whatever ones you can come up with please!
 
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...What the hell are those...? There's so much jargon in there that no woman on Earth could find those attractive...

Tone down the nerd level, and maybe they'll be interesting...
 
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I share them with my nerdy bio/chem friends, so the jargon part works perfectly...
 
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If you were DNA, I would be your homeodomain, so I could fit into your major curves!
If you were DNA, I'd be your transposon, so I could get in your genes!
Those made me laugh the most.
 
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Some of my friends and I enjoy coming up with some extremely nerdy pickup lines or jokes (some particularly hillarious).

Here are some you can just Google to get:
If you were DNA, I'd be you're DNA Helicase, so I could unzip your genes.
Chemistry students do it on the table... periodically.


Here are some we made up (warning for obscure references):
We are like Lithium Aluminium Hydride and DHMO; our chemistry is explosive!
Hey baby, do you like it in the anti-bonding orbital?
Hey baby, wanna hybridize with my P orbital?
If you were an enzyme and I was a substrate, our Km would be Avagadro's number!
Let's make like a perchloric acid molecule with a methylamine and combine - together we can decrease the disorder in this crazy world (form a salt!).
So you're a beta subunit, I'm an alpha subunit - let's make like integrin and heterodimerize!
Hey baby, wanna be the F- to my F+?
You're the ligase to my okazaki fragments; without you i am in pieces.
I don't care what Heisenberg says - I know EXACTLY where you'll be tonight.
If you were DNA, I would be your homeodomain, so I could fit into your major curves!
If you were DNA, I'd be your transposon, so I could get in your genes!
We're like iodomethane and potassium hydroxide; if given the chance, we'll SN2 in a femtosecond.


If you can, share whatever ones you can come up with please!
What's sad about this is I get all of it :p Backside attack on the SN2, yes? ;P

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Some of my friends and I enjoy coming up with some extremely nerdy pickup lines or jokes (some particularly hillarious).

Here are some you can just Google to get:
If you were DNA, I'd be you're DNA Helicase, so I could unzip your genes.
Chemistry students do it on the table... periodically.


Here are some we made up (warning for obscure references):
We are like Lithium Aluminium Hydride and DHMO; our chemistry is explosive!
Hey baby, do you like it in the anti-bonding orbital?
Hey baby, wanna hybridize with my P orbital?
If you were an enzyme and I was a substrate, our Km would be Avagadro's number!
Let's make like a perchloric acid molecule with a methylamine and combine - together we can decrease the disorder in this crazy world (form a salt!).
So you're a beta subunit, I'm an alpha subunit - let's make like integrin and heterodimerize!
Hey baby, wanna be the F- to my F+?
You're the ligase to my okazaki fragments; without you i am in pieces.
I don't care what Heisenberg says - I know EXACTLY where you'll be tonight.
If you were DNA, I would be your homeodomain, so I could fit into your major curves!
If you were DNA, I'd be your transposon, so I could get in your genes!
We're like iodomethane and potassium hydroxide; if given the chance, we'll SN2 in a femtosecond.


If you can, share whatever ones you can come up with please!

Some of those are soooo god damn wrong. The anti-bonding orbital? for the love of god and all that is holy O_O
 
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Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

You and me would add up better than a Riemann sum.


And the best one...

I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
 

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I'm level 60, you're level 60, so let's make some level 1's.

Baby, I'd hit you like a Tomahawk cruise missile hits Iraq.

If you were with me, I'd be all up in YourSpace.


Best I could think of for now.
 
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Xenon said:
I'm level 60, you're level 60, so let's make some level 1's.
Congratulations, you have just been quoted in my sig :).

Hopefully no one would dare thinking of posting such common pick up lines such as "Nice shoes", heh I've seen that said dozens of times randomly here and most girls just freak out in disbelief because they are scared of the guy that says it =P.
 
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The first google one was pretty funny.

The polar bear pick-up line works even when the girl already knows it.
 
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Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight? Do you want to?
 
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Did you fart? Because you blew me away.

(Anyone who uses that line deserves nothing less than an extremely painful death)
 
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Did you fart? Because you blew me away.

(Anyone who uses that line deserves nothing less than an extremely painful death)
Best one of the topic... XD
 

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"You are the (dvd) Rom to my DVD player, the ram in my motherboard, the monitor connected to a Gforce, without you, nothing could exist."

Talking about poetic...
 
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Some of you need to get NERDIER!

I'm a carbonyl and you're my amide; we resonant together forever - we're the most stable coupling!
 

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