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Some of my friends and I enjoy coming up with some extremely nerdy pickup lines or jokes (some particularly hillarious). Here are some you can just Google to get: If you were DNA, I'd be you're DNA Helicase, so I could unzip your genes. Chemistry students do it on the table... periodically...

So, it's late at night, and I'm frantically searching through my wallet for the money that's going to pay off Tony tomorrow, or he's going to break my legs (again). Things are not looking good thus far: A large, accreted bundle of ATM receipts Two very old bus tickets A cashflow card A...