This is a Man's World

[Damaera]

Why so much hate, Dam?

I can't blame you for all those things you said about the woman on the right, though. Putting down chicks which you'd never have a chance with must make you feel better.

Of course I'd never have a chance with her, I can say with confidence that we will never cross paths in our lives, so there's that.

 

[Eon]

shut the **** up hlev

in other news, yall haters

I'm not a hater, I love myself quite a bit. Also kudos to the glorious deity that molded me from the cosmos.

 

[hleV]

Of course I'd never have a chance with her, I can say with confidence that we will never cross paths in our lives, so there's that.

Deliberately misinterpreting an insult must also make you feel better!

 

[Zeonix]

Of course I'd never have a chance with her, I can say with confidence that we will never cross paths in our lives, so there's that.

But if they did cross paths, Dam would be all like, "Nuh uh, girlfriend. You a fugly-looking cracka ass hoe, mhmm! Look at that adrian brody-looking nose on yo face. Oh hell naw!"

And then she'd desperately beg him to have sexual relations with her, falling to her knees, cupping his hand with both of hers, looking up with desperation in her eyes. And Dam will glance down at her, just barely making eye contact, and whisper, "No."

 

[Eon]

go away hlev you're ruining our unfunny shitty thread


let me be a narcissist in peace dammit

 

[Damaera]

hleV, you talk to me as if you've had any interactions with a female past reading exempts from the Bible of Dragonball. go home

and pretty much what zeo said

 

[Zeonix]

HLEV in literally every thread and after every post anyone creates ever:

 

[Eon]

That's beautiful.



More beautiful than me.



Bravo good sir.