This is a Man's World

[IFlip92]

I'm with Dam on this one. The girl on the right is ugly and would not get it. I don't feel the need to stick my **** into everything that moves. It's so sad to live by the creed "Any hole is a goal".

 

[Zeonix]

Because if you think someone is attractive, you absolutely must want to have sex with them.

 

[Eon]

I'm with Dam on this one. The girl on the right is ugly and would not get it. I don't feel the need to stick my **** into everything that moves. It's so sad to live by the creed "Any hole is a goal".

That's not why we're ribbing him. As I said before, she's not even my type, and I'm not attracted to her either. But there's obviously nothing "Gross" about her. It's just ironic and hilarious when some nerd rips into some girl for minor objective flaws. On a lot of other communities it's kind of a meme and the people who do that get blasted.



However I'm exempt from that kind of stuff because I'm obviously the best looking person in this community and can talk down to pretty much anyone.

 

[Zeonix]

Brad Pitt is an attractive man. I must want to bang him.

Also, ignore Eon until he starts working out. Having the physique of a 13 old girl will only get you so far.

That why you need BICEPS. METH. CRIM.

 

[Eon]

I've got an amazing frame stfu! I don't need to be bulky to be amazing. I've got pretty pecs and bootiful abs.



Okay my biceps could be a little bigger but still I'm beautiful okay shut up

 

[Zeonix]

I hate to mention Brad Pitt again so soon, but his physique in either Fight Club or Troy isn't bulky, but still significantly larger than your 13 year old frame.

Look at me, Magus. Look me in the eyes. METH.

 

[Eon]

***** please I got broad shoulders, I'm just not visibly defined on the arms.



Okay I could stand to gain 15 pounds. Still divine. I'm a carbon copy of what modelling agencies desire.


I AM DESIRE

 

[Zeonix]

Broad shoulders just means you have to do more work on your chest, or else you'll look like...well, you know.

 

[Eon]

I've been working on the chest actually, I define quickly and my feminine physique is dear to me and I don't want to lose it ;_;

 

[Zeonix]

Abercrombie is out, homegirl.

 

[Eon]

well duh, I only modelled for brands that I can't remember how to spell

 

[Zeonix]

You should totally post a side by side with your face and the new Dante's.

 

[Viper]

I'm with Dam on this one. The girl on the right is ugly and would not get it. I don't feel the need to stick my **** into everything that moves. It's so sad to live by the creed "Any hole is a goal".

So, you're basically saying "I don't feel the need to stick my penis into everything that moves... unless it's not ugly." How shallow of you.

 

[Eon]

You should totally post a side by side with your face and the new Dante's.

I hate you for telling me I looked like him.


Because I looked it up and it's true goddammit ugh he totally copied me this is gay I'm gay you're all gay


I DONT LOOK LIKE HIM

HE LOOKS LIKE ME

 

[RavenTrunks]

um yes, because unlike most people I don't have the desire to stick my **** into girls that I'm not entirely attracted to

Guy card... NOW!

 

[hleV]

I sprayed some of hot tomato sauce out of my sandwich on my hand while reading this.




Continue.

 

[Damaera]

shut the **** up hlev

in other news, yall haters

 

[hleV]

Why so much hate, Dam?

I can't blame you for all those things you said about the woman on the right, though. Putting down chicks which you'd never have a chance with must make you feel better.

 

[Zeonix]

Because even the Ork on the right wont throw a lay his way.

 

[Deathshot]

I'd bang that Ork... ****in'... Those Shoulders.