The Stupid/Useless Items Thread

[SaiyanPrideXIX]

This game.

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Nintendo Revolution
Half-Life 2 Engine
Spring Water

 

[Ravendust]

The cure for cancer

Orochi's oppinion.

 

[Mr. Satans]

Paper Sheedder Shredder (It Shreds Paper Shredders )

 

[Sadner]

wooden toiletpaper. splinters up your arse .....

 

[Denz]

automatic model maker program...

or mind computer connection so you can play/work while you are in bed or toilet (I could realy use that thing)

or a pilule for lazyness :l

 

[Bboy_Budokai]

a patch for esf that added brolly

a wheel that doesnt spin

a circle that isnt round

a school that teaches things

lunchmeat that requires heating.

 

[Growler]

I cool looking fan that only has one fan blade.. but when you turn it on high, the one fan blade makes it wobble and you have to pick it up every 2 minutes.

A gun with hidden bullet chambers... you better read that manual so you dont get shot!

A "Vampires for Dummies" book.

 

[Ravendust]

Flame-retardant matches.

 

[Raeku]

Earth Evolution Mod

Beer Heater

 

[Optimus Prime]

Some of these are lame, people need to get more original, I mean come on... music for the deaf, tv's for the blind? That's like saying

CAT FOOD FOR DOGS LOLZ. =P

 

[frsrblch]

A CD adapter so you can listen to your 80s walkman on a CD stereo.

and...
Saiyan_Overlord

 

[~`Orochi`~]

money for the poor O.O

pokemon cards

 

[Ravendust]

A chocolate teapot.

or if you prefer...

A cheese cauldron =P

 

[Denz]

Windows XP SE (jea man)

 

[bapplebo]

Backwards firing gun!

It guarantees to shoot anything behind the gun.

 

[Draylock1]

A straw with holes in the side so it spills before it gets to your mouth.

 

[Growler]

This is basically like my 'bad inventions' thread....

AutoPilot for a bike.

A frisbee with cool glowing L.E.D's on it so when you throw it in the dark, it is easy to see. Down side is, nobody wants to catch it for fear that the LED lights will cut up your hands.... oh wait, I actually have one of those.

 

[Grega]

Rubber roads FTW ^^

a Porsche on peddals

and the winner: humanity ^^

 

[Ravendust]

A magnetic hard drive dock.

 

[KarrdeKNR]

Heh, the CD one is really good. Here's a few. ONe's actually from a game, and the other's a joke you may or may not get ;P

Farore's Wind (Ocarina of Time)
Trace Buster Buster Buster