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The most pathetic coversation between me and saru, the best part is in the red text
its kind of long so i changed the color of the best part but to really get it you have to read it all the way through
well read:
-]Z|R[- DaRk: well i hate bringing this up in a game...
Sarutobi Sensei: meh
-]Z|R[- DaRk: but there is one girl that i am very good friends with
Sarutobi Sensei: cheating on me dark?
-]Z|R[- DaRk: ive known her for three years, school wise
Sarutobi Sensei: i see
-]Z|R[- DaRk: no in all seriousness here
Sarutobi Sensei: yea
Sarutobi Sensei: okay
Sarutobi Sensei: sorry
nihao: lols
-]Z|R[- DaRk: but she graduated and im kind of pissing myself off cause i cant bring myself to call her
Sarutobi Sensei: why?
nihao: uh
nihao: balls
Sarutobi Sensei: dude
nihao: you need them
Sarutobi Sensei: listen
Sarutobi Sensei: yea
-]Z|R[- DaRk: yeah i guess nihao has it
Sarutobi Sensei: just call her
Sarutobi Sensei: what is the WORST
Sarutobi Sensei: that can happen
Sarutobi Sensei: "**** you get away"
Sarutobi Sensei: big deal
-]Z|R[- DaRk: ah but you dont understand
Sarutobi Sensei: oh i do
-]Z|R[- DaRk: shes like the most amazing person ive ever met
-]Z|R[- DaRk: and ive met alot
Sarutobi Sensei: listen i was deemed "the teddy bear" of my school
Sarutobi Sensei: everone would talk to me
-]Z|R[- DaRk: haha
Sarutobi Sensei: and no one would date me
Sarutobi Sensei: but i was there to listen
Sarutobi Sensei: it was because i didn't have balls
Sarutobi Sensei: this girl that is dating this guy for 3 1/2 years
Sarutobi Sensei: i had a crush on for that whole time i knew her
Sarutobi Sensei: she told me that she did too but i never said anything
Sarutobi Sensei: i did now but she has a b/f
Sarutobi Sensei: though i am getting the benefits
Sarutobi Sensei: i'm kicking myself in the ass for not doing it sooner
-]Z|R[- DaRk: but how would i know if she actually likes me...
Sarutobi Sensei: as in her not having this b/f so i could be with her
Sarutobi Sensei: HANG OUT WITH HER
Sarutobi Sensei: it is called time
Sarutobi Sensei: things don't just "happen"
-]Z|R[- DaRk: i know but i suck at this stuff...
Sarutobi Sensei: well i can't really say that
Sarutobi Sensei: Good time to learn eh?
Sarutobi Sensei: think of it as an esf game...you just gotta teleport to the right side of her
Sarutobi Sensei: and bam let her have it
-]Z|R[- DaRk: hahah
Sarutobi Sensei: if she blocks
Sarutobi Sensei: all well you learn that it isn't the right thing
Sarutobi Sensei: if she doesn't block
Sarutobi Sensei: then you can go for the double hit
Sarutobi Sensei: and see if you can gen beam her
Sarutobi Sensei: if that happens
-]Z|R[- DaRk: but what if she manages to punch me?
Sarutobi Sensei: she is yours
Sarutobi Sensei: you have hp
Sarutobi Sensei: a punch won't kill you
Sarutobi Sensei: a punch at your hp will do minimal damage
-]Z|R[- DaRk: excellent analogy
Sarutobi Sensei: I can't beleive this works
Sarutobi Sensei: ...this is kinda sad
-]Z|R[- DaRk: hahah
Sarutobi Sensei: esf dating
Sarutobi Sensei: save this convo
A few more lines later...
Sarutobi Sensei: dating a girl is like fighting a 1v1 in esf
Sarutobi Sensei: hehe
Sarutobi Sensei: best part is
Sarutobi Sensei: dark
Sarutobi Sensei: once you get her...roll comboing is allowed ^_^
-]Z|R[- DaRk: haha
-]Z|R[- DaRk: haha
Sarutobi Sensei: seriously
-]Z|R[- DaRk: i just realized how pathetic we are
Sarutobi Sensei: dude i have known forever how pathetic we are
Sarutobi Sensei: but what is the worst about that? nothing...we except it
its kind of long so i changed the color of the best part but to really get it you have to read it all the way through
well read:
-]Z|R[- DaRk: well i hate bringing this up in a game...
Sarutobi Sensei: meh
-]Z|R[- DaRk: but there is one girl that i am very good friends with
Sarutobi Sensei: cheating on me dark?
-]Z|R[- DaRk: ive known her for three years, school wise
Sarutobi Sensei: i see
-]Z|R[- DaRk: no in all seriousness here
Sarutobi Sensei: yea
Sarutobi Sensei: okay
Sarutobi Sensei: sorry
nihao: lols
-]Z|R[- DaRk: but she graduated and im kind of pissing myself off cause i cant bring myself to call her
Sarutobi Sensei: why?
nihao: uh
nihao: balls
Sarutobi Sensei: dude
nihao: you need them
Sarutobi Sensei: listen
Sarutobi Sensei: yea
-]Z|R[- DaRk: yeah i guess nihao has it
Sarutobi Sensei: just call her
Sarutobi Sensei: what is the WORST
Sarutobi Sensei: that can happen
Sarutobi Sensei: "**** you get away"
Sarutobi Sensei: big deal
-]Z|R[- DaRk: ah but you dont understand
Sarutobi Sensei: oh i do
-]Z|R[- DaRk: shes like the most amazing person ive ever met
-]Z|R[- DaRk: and ive met alot
Sarutobi Sensei: listen i was deemed "the teddy bear" of my school
Sarutobi Sensei: everone would talk to me
-]Z|R[- DaRk: haha
Sarutobi Sensei: and no one would date me
Sarutobi Sensei: but i was there to listen
Sarutobi Sensei: it was because i didn't have balls
Sarutobi Sensei: this girl that is dating this guy for 3 1/2 years
Sarutobi Sensei: i had a crush on for that whole time i knew her
Sarutobi Sensei: she told me that she did too but i never said anything
Sarutobi Sensei: i did now but she has a b/f
Sarutobi Sensei: though i am getting the benefits
Sarutobi Sensei: i'm kicking myself in the ass for not doing it sooner
-]Z|R[- DaRk: but how would i know if she actually likes me...
Sarutobi Sensei: as in her not having this b/f so i could be with her
Sarutobi Sensei: HANG OUT WITH HER
Sarutobi Sensei: it is called time
Sarutobi Sensei: things don't just "happen"
-]Z|R[- DaRk: i know but i suck at this stuff...
Sarutobi Sensei: well i can't really say that
Sarutobi Sensei: Good time to learn eh?
Sarutobi Sensei: think of it as an esf game...you just gotta teleport to the right side of her
Sarutobi Sensei: and bam let her have it
-]Z|R[- DaRk: hahah
Sarutobi Sensei: if she blocks
Sarutobi Sensei: all well you learn that it isn't the right thing
Sarutobi Sensei: if she doesn't block
Sarutobi Sensei: then you can go for the double hit
Sarutobi Sensei: and see if you can gen beam her
Sarutobi Sensei: if that happens
-]Z|R[- DaRk: but what if she manages to punch me?
Sarutobi Sensei: she is yours
Sarutobi Sensei: you have hp
Sarutobi Sensei: a punch won't kill you
Sarutobi Sensei: a punch at your hp will do minimal damage
-]Z|R[- DaRk: excellent analogy
Sarutobi Sensei: I can't beleive this works
Sarutobi Sensei: ...this is kinda sad
-]Z|R[- DaRk: hahah
Sarutobi Sensei: esf dating
Sarutobi Sensei: save this convo
A few more lines later...
Sarutobi Sensei: dating a girl is like fighting a 1v1 in esf
Sarutobi Sensei: hehe
Sarutobi Sensei: best part is
Sarutobi Sensei: dark
Sarutobi Sensei: once you get her...roll comboing is allowed ^_^
-]Z|R[- DaRk: haha
-]Z|R[- DaRk: haha
Sarutobi Sensei: seriously
-]Z|R[- DaRk: i just realized how pathetic we are
Sarutobi Sensei: dude i have known forever how pathetic we are
Sarutobi Sensei: but what is the worst about that? nothing...we except it