THE most PATHETIC convo in ESF history

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The most pathetic coversation between me and saru, the best part is in the red text

its kind of long so i changed the color of the best part but to really get it you have to read it all the way through

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-]Z|R[- DaRk: well i hate bringing this up in a game...
Sarutobi Sensei: meh
-]Z|R[- DaRk: but there is one girl that i am very good friends with
Sarutobi Sensei: cheating on me dark?
-]Z|R[- DaRk: ive known her for three years, school wise
Sarutobi Sensei: i see
-]Z|R[- DaRk: no in all seriousness here
Sarutobi Sensei: yea
Sarutobi Sensei: okay
Sarutobi Sensei: sorry
nihao: lols
-]Z|R[- DaRk: but she graduated and im kind of pissing myself off cause i cant bring myself to call her
Sarutobi Sensei: why?
nihao: uh
nihao: balls
Sarutobi Sensei: dude
nihao: you need them
Sarutobi Sensei: listen
Sarutobi Sensei: yea
-]Z|R[- DaRk: yeah i guess nihao has it
Sarutobi Sensei: just call her
Sarutobi Sensei: what is the WORST
Sarutobi Sensei: that can happen
Sarutobi Sensei: "**** you get away"
Sarutobi Sensei: big deal
-]Z|R[- DaRk: ah but you dont understand
Sarutobi Sensei: oh i do
-]Z|R[- DaRk: shes like the most amazing person ive ever met
-]Z|R[- DaRk: and ive met alot
Sarutobi Sensei: listen i was deemed "the teddy bear" of my school
Sarutobi Sensei: everone would talk to me
-]Z|R[- DaRk: haha
Sarutobi Sensei: and no one would date me
Sarutobi Sensei: but i was there to listen
Sarutobi Sensei: it was because i didn't have balls
Sarutobi Sensei: this girl that is dating this guy for 3 1/2 years
Sarutobi Sensei: i had a crush on for that whole time i knew her
Sarutobi Sensei: she told me that she did too but i never said anything
Sarutobi Sensei: i did now but she has a b/f
Sarutobi Sensei: though i am getting the benefits
Sarutobi Sensei: i'm kicking myself in the ass for not doing it sooner
-]Z|R[- DaRk: but how would i know if she actually likes me...
Sarutobi Sensei: as in her not having this b/f so i could be with her
Sarutobi Sensei: HANG OUT WITH HER
Sarutobi Sensei: it is called time
Sarutobi Sensei: things don't just "happen"
-]Z|R[- DaRk: i know but i suck at this stuff...
Sarutobi Sensei: well i can't really say that
Sarutobi Sensei: Good time to learn eh?
Sarutobi Sensei: think of it as an esf game...you just gotta teleport to the right side of her
Sarutobi Sensei: and bam let her have it
-]Z|R[- DaRk: hahah
Sarutobi Sensei: if she blocks
Sarutobi Sensei: all well you learn that it isn't the right thing
Sarutobi Sensei: if she doesn't block
Sarutobi Sensei: then you can go for the double hit
Sarutobi Sensei: and see if you can gen beam her
Sarutobi Sensei: if that happens
-]Z|R[- DaRk: but what if she manages to punch me?
Sarutobi Sensei: she is yours
Sarutobi Sensei: you have hp
Sarutobi Sensei: a punch won't kill you
Sarutobi Sensei: a punch at your hp will do minimal damage
-]Z|R[- DaRk: excellent analogy
Sarutobi Sensei: I can't beleive this works
Sarutobi Sensei: ...this is kinda sad
-]Z|R[- DaRk: hahah
Sarutobi Sensei: esf dating
Sarutobi Sensei: save this convo

A few more lines later...
Sarutobi Sensei: dating a girl is like fighting a 1v1 in esf

Sarutobi Sensei: hehe
Sarutobi Sensei: best part is
Sarutobi Sensei: dark
Sarutobi Sensei: once you get her...roll comboing is allowed ^_^
-]Z|R[- DaRk: haha
-]Z|R[- DaRk: haha
Sarutobi Sensei: seriously
-]Z|R[- DaRk: i just realized how pathetic we are
Sarutobi Sensei: dude i have known forever how pathetic we are
Sarutobi Sensei: but what is the worst about that? nothing...we except it
 
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Genious. That is all.
 
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Sarutobi is the ****ing real world Hitch :yes:
 
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You know you've played too much ESF when you compare it to dating.

But yeah, he is right. Call her man. Good luck.
 
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Yeah, you should call her. Just ask her to go out like... friends, you know? But don't push it with the "friends" thing too much 'cos when u think the time comes and u "let her have it", she's gonna give u that "But I only consider you as a friend... " cliche crap... Call her and see what you can manage. Go out, know her a little better, etc.

For example:

What's her sign?
When's her birthday?
Favorite Music?
Hobbies?
Places where she goes out to?
etc...
 
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Interesting comparison he gave. :p

Good luck with the girl DaRk. :)
 
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But, dude... you do know FOR SURE she doesn't have a boyfriend... right?:rolleyes:
 
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Dark, in esf you're ****ing aggressive and you own. You have to do the same thing in life. Go out there and get what you want. Own. Just own.

I'm not joking either. If you liked her that much, and cared that much, you'd call her, and ask her out sometime. Be like "Hey, I was wondering if you wanted to catch a movie sometime" or be like "Hey want to go to _____________ sometime?" If you wanted her that bad you'd go for her.
 
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Shame poor guy, cool convo, just go for it, but don't try and surprise her, woman don't really like surprises always, trust me, I learnt that the hard way, take it slow.
 
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Nice read. Saru realy gave an interesting exmple there XD
 
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Had me chuckling a few times, nice comparison ^^
 

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Sarutobi, you rock.

Btw, if you like that girl just go for it, but I understand why it can be so hard, <_< i'm a coward on that area to be honest D:
 
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"You know you play too much ESF when you..."

Seriously, that was awsome Sarutobi. XD Anyway, Dark, just go for it. Don't screw up by not going to her. Now you might say that your afraid to go to her, and tell your self that you might screw up everything if you say something wrong. But imagine what happens when she gets a boyfriend or something, you will really start hating your self for not asking her out. I mean, worst case scenario, she says no. Big deal, you will find someone else. But not asking anything is always a no.
 
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hahah i have to say you guys are really great, and to top it off Fp was being serious!

yeah im definitely calling her today.

edit: and yeah i never give saru enough credit for how genius he is, i just couldnt believe the ****in analogy worked...
 

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