The most loser person you've met?

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Heh, this happened to me just today. I can't stop thinking aobut it so I thought I'd share.

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So, I was at the Lan center (its new) and they dont have Counter-strike set up there. They have it on two computers, so I walk up and ask the manager which computers have CS. The guy next to me says, "You play counter-strike? All the way man!" He looked dirty and scary too touch, and he looked like he doesnt shave, and all he does is play Counter-strike.

Continuing on, I go to the pc across from him and play BF2 for a while.

After my hour was up, I paid another and went to the PC next to him so all 4 of my friends could fit into one row. Of course, I had to sit next to him.

So while I'm entering my Timecode, he goes, "Hey, manager, I love this sound system!" And he turns to me and says, "Ghost in the Shell official website, you can view and play flahs games, its really cool!" And I go, great. thats cool, I guess (being nice)

So, we were playing some more BF2 (with more people this time), and I turn to say, "Did you see me kill him?"

And guess what I catch him looking at.

Porn. Yeah, in the middle of the lan center, he was looking at porn. Rofl, And I ignore it and I continue playing, and I turn to him and I catch him watching some ghost in the shell hentai. I nudged my friend and we started laughing, and when I catch him just staring at tons of hentai, I nudge my friend and I turn, and he's staring straight at me with the window closed, and I go, "Sup."

Talk about an akward moment. He just kind of glares at me, and thankfulyl he just says, "You were getting shot just now." I just act normal and play it off.

So we quit and play some Quake 4. He exclaims, "I MAKE TEH SERV0R!1!111one1" So while were loading it, he goes to create server, with the most retarded settings ever. So I had him fix it. Anyways, continueing on, I went and played with everyone. Somewhat, I was winning, and there was 50 frags. I get to it first and it seems he's all pisesd off, and naturally, I stand up and yell, "Whose the **** now, Brad!" (he's better then me)

So we go again for another 50, and after 48 frags for me, he notches it up to 100, and when I get to 98 (it was close to me and Brad) The server stops and its Team deathmatch now, and he puts all the good people on one team.

Well, hour passes by and were all broke, and we step to the middle. The thing is, theres a huge black Reflective mirror behind where we all sat, and I saw him touching himself (he was the only one in the row) to ghost in the shell hentai. I pointed it to the manager and got him kicked out, and I caught his reciept, so I have another 2 free hours : D.

He had an unshaven face, and wouldnt shut the hell up about counter-strike. he was around 39 years old, and he smelled. Yeah, he sucked -_-

He was one of the nerdiest people i've met.

On a side note, I beat someone in Counter-strike that's going into CPL for CS next year. Did I feel proud? Yeah.

So, who is the most lose rperosn you've ever encountered in your life?
 
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You think he's a loser? I think i'm a loser because the chick I was with felt akward with me and we only dated for 1 freaking day. But yeah that is kind of weird lol
 
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Werid =S.

The most lsoer person I would say Iv;e met (as of recent) would be a friend I trusted who backstabbed me. It feels as though she jsut used me for ciggaretes and money, and yet I still have to slap her face in ;0. She told a girl I liked... that I liked her =(. DEATH TO QUEEN VICTORIA O/.
 
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I think we're missing the point. He doesn't mean, "high school" loser. He means, "complete waste of life" loser. A person who has nothing to contribute to society in general and is nothing more than a useless boil on the face of existence. We all have come across someone like that, sooner or later, I wager.

I can think of one in particular but I don't want to share it just yet because it's late here and I'm tired--but maybe I will in the morning, heh.
 
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one of the bigest loser i´ve met is a guy whose twice higher and fuller then me and older then me.

First he talked **** and then i talked to him (almost started fight) but he ran away... now he´s a loser 4 life.
 
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I get a lot of tri hard lsoers where I live, there's a tri hard group called the hornsby boys. Ther'e all *** and start crap for no reason, disrespect people and try to scab off you constabtly. They all cause trouble and when you say no to them, they start making demands and such.

I remember one time when one of them asked out a girl and she said no and then he started making demands, holding someone against there will and stuff like that. When she refused, he hit her and he was pinned down buy the mall's security (I guess you could say walmart security if you wanted, or hornsby westfield security :p). He was taken into the security office and arrested. Pretty hectic **** there.
 
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I've seen plenty of waste of oxygen losers but this is the only one i can think of at the moment. This guy that hangs out at my local shopping centre. He hangs around with all the teenagers at the bus stop smoking. But he's like in his 20's with bad try hard corn rows and a bandanna and black leather coat. I was introduced to him once and at the time he was having a conversation with some 14 year old girls telling them how he bleeds when ever he walks past a church and gets sick when someone's wearing a cross. And he was all like "it's not like i chose to hate god and worship the devil, but what do you expect when i bleed whenever i go past a church."
La-hoo-ser.
 
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Hands down: Deverz :p

Nah, I've met so many banning people from this board for various reasons . . . it's hard to keep track.
 
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Well, some guy I know was acting cool and always hitting on girls, he was "the cool guy that could get all the girls".. he turned out to be *** and commited suicide..

Best laugh I've ever had
 
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That's a great story Kain, it made me lol. One for the grandkids.

The biggest loser i've *met* (discounting all you lovely online people) has got to be a guy at my university called Alex. I met him on my first day here, hanging out in the common-room, trying to make friends and assert some good old alpha-male dominance. I was talking with about three guys and two girls when suddenly he pushes his way in. He's dressed as if he was 50 years old with thick glasses, grey pressed trousers and a knitted wool jumper. He has a poof of ginger hair that looks like it's never been cut, combed or washed. He has such bad acne (at the age of 19) that his face looks like it's rotting, and he scratches and picks at the spots (in public) so they'll never heal. He was American-born and sported a pretty thick accent, also he was incrediably obnoxious and arrogant. Back to the story.

He struggles into our conversation about different genres of music and says how he's 'down with rap', then starts beatboxing (complete with crazy 'ghetto signz') over us as we talk. Then we start talking about TV and he starts talking about really obscure anime.

We play pool, here's where the arrogance really comes into play. Because it's two teams of two, he blames his partner for everything, despite making a lot more mistakes as well. He didn't know how to hold the cue, had no accuracy or coordination, and would rush every shot to try and look cool, only to fail horribly. On the one occasion he sunk a ball he twirled the cue around above his head like Cloud's victory pose, and tore a hole in one of the ceiling tiles. After losing he complained that British pool tables are too small compared to the 'correct-sized' American ones. The evening ended with him asking a girl out and getting instantly rejected, so he said that it was ok because he had a 'hot girl' in America anyway.

I still see him to this day hanging around there alone, using the one student PC to read Star Wars fanfiction hoping that someone will talk to him. They don't. I saw him in one of my lectures once (I do English, he does Chemistry) and when I asked the girl he sat next to why he was there she told me she spoke to him briefly in the Library and he followed her.
 
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Ravendust's loser and KAin loser should be friends, after being severly injured by anything convienent.

I haven't met someone in real life yet that I could consider the biggest loser, but some person in esf (canm't really remember this name, probably applies to multiple people) that was getting pissed because this guy was wooping his ass and said something like "I'd woop your ass in counter strike", which sounded quite nerdy to me.

Another esf (well, evm) related nerd was one kid who was getting frustrated because people kept stealing his wish or never got his "turn". So eh goes on a caps flip out and threatens to throw the dragonballs out the map/crash the server or something like that, and I think he ened up gettign disconnected..

Come to think of it, there are so much internet people that need to be maimed it's not even funny =(
 
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Some kid I met that was in holland named Randy at the summer.
 
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General Overlord said:
I get a lot of tri hard lsoers where I live, there's a tri hard group called the hornsby boys. Ther'e all *** and start crap for no reason, disrespect people and try to scab off you constabtly. They all cause trouble and when you say no to them, they start making demands and such.

I remember one time when one of them asked out a girl and she said no and then he started making demands, holding someone against there will and stuff like that. When she refused, he hit her and he was pinned down buy the mall's security (I guess you could say walmart security if you wanted, or hornsby westfield security :p). He was taken into the security office and arrested. Pretty hectic **** there.
YES, that is going in my sig. lol

I've met plenty of wastes of human flesh, but I just can think of any specific ones. The only person I can think of is that kid Tyler... the one that SOLD my gamecube.

Yeah, Im over that now. I just dont give a **** about that kid anymore. And this bully at school. Im not afraid of him, and we've never met, but he should know that I wouldn't back down, especially from him.
 
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Am I the only person that sees the irony in people on an online message board talking about losers?
 
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That was what I was implying yes.
 
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Hmm, well I do kinda agree with what you are saying, but you have to LIVE at the forums to be considered a loser.
 
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Kama said:
Am I the only person that sees the irony in people on an online message board talking about losers?
That makes you also a loser, heh.
Seriously if you still believe in the internet loser stereotype, you need your head checked.

Anyway, I've met people who could be defined under your defintion of waste of space. But seriously, I dont give a **** about it, its their life, not mine.
 
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Nah I still think people who overuse the internet can be losers. There is using the internet, and then there is using the internet .
 

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