Heh, this happened to me just today. I can't stop thinking aobut it so I thought I'd share.
So, I was at the Lan center (its new) and they dont have Counter-strike set up there. They have it on two computers, so I walk up and ask the manager which computers have CS. The...
... I'm about to hand you your ass.
I challenge you to FIght Club, and this time, it's gonna be done right.
Hey, I request a special Ref for this match. Prozac really wants to watch me kick Engars ass, so could you let him Ref this one?