Guess I'll add to the Mama jokes!
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to be to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so fat she sat on Gamecube and made Gameboy.
Yo mama so stupid she thought a "Quaterback" was a refund.
Yo mama so old she went to school with Jesus in the 3rd grade.
Yo mama so old when she walked into an antique shop, they kept her.
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved.
Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight.
Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line, she put "O.K.".
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone.
Yo mama is so fat, she is on both sides of the family.
Yo mama so fat when she wears a red coat, everybody says, "It's the KoolAid man!".
Yo mama so fat when she was floating in the ocean, Spain claimed her for the new world.
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Uh...That's all I'm going to post...I think I got a "little" carried away with that.
