The "Make Me Laugh" game

[~*Logan*~]

meh...nothing so far. That Jackson Mario was entertaining, but not funny. And the rest were kinda stale...

 

[bapplebo]

Rainbow Kids failed. ;_;

Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box?
A: She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!"

Q: What's the difference between light and hard?
A: You can sleep with a light on.

Q: Why is sex like a bridge game?
A: You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.

Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

 

[Zeonix]

Iv'e watched saru play once & iv'e also seen Zeonix play once. I wanna see a battle between the both of them then I could probably say who the best player is, considering that they are of very simlar skill level.

I think it's safe to say I win.

 

[~*Logan*~]

Rainbow Kids failed. ;_;

Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box?
A: She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!"

Q: What's the difference between light and hard?
A: You can sleep with a light on.

Q: Why is sex like a bridge game?
A: You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.

Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

XD!!!

1st and 4th did it for me. You're on a roll, man XD

Point for you, giving you...what...5 points now?



@Zeo - um....I think thats meant for the topic on ESF chat. Not here.

 

[bapplebo]

Oh man, I just got this by email. I had to share it.

Two fleas had an arrangement to meet every winter in Miami for a vacation.
>
>When one flea gets to Miami he is shivering and shaking. The other flea
>asked him, "Why are you shaking so badly?"
>
>The first flea says, "I rode down here from New Jersey in the moustache of
>a guy on a Harley."
>
>The other flea says, "That's the worst way to travel. Do what I do. Go to
>the New Jersey airport bar. Have a few drinks. While there, look for a
>nice stewardess, crawl up her leg and nestle in where it's warm and cozy.
>
>It's the best way to travel that I can think of."
>
>The first flea thanks the second flea and says he will give it a try next
>winter.
>
>A year goes by ... When the first flea shows up in Miami he is shivering
>and shaking again. The second flea says, "Didn't you try what I told you?"
>
>Yes," says the first flea. "I did exactly what you said. I went to the New
>Jersey airport bar. I had a few drinks. Finally, this nice young
>stewardess came in. I crawled right up to her warm cozy spot. It was so
>nice and warm that I fell asleep. When I woke up, I was back in the
>moustache of a guy on a Harley."

 

[Zeonix]

@Zeo - um....I think thats meant for the topic on ESF chat. Not here.

No, it was meant for this topic. He said Saru and I are of the same skill level. I thought that'd make you laugh.

Wanting to secretly train with Saru so that you could try to trick me into befriending a new player, beat me, and tell me it was you all along in order to make a fool of me is also funny.

 

[jaf]

http://thebinguardian.ytmnd.com/
http://voldoisreal.ytmnd.com/

EDIT: Oh yea and this one too http://loljesusowns.ytmnd.com/

 

[Raistlin_Majere]

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Potato/ - win

 

[*Gaara*]

"A guy is cruising around town in his car when he sees a burger-place and blond waitress standing on the street taking orders,so he pulls over and lowers his window,she walks over and puts her head in and asks: what do you want? he smiles and raises the window so her head gets stuck,he gets out of the car walks around and takes her from behind then he gets back in the car and the blonde says: that will be 8.50"

 

[Cruzharo]

lolol nice stuff in this thread, i heard this from my friends father a few days ago,

(sorry about the spelling of things i have to beat the filters lol)


What does a kocketoo and a vag have in commin?

Both their sticks are full of crap.

 

[Optional]

*Warning - Profanity*
http://www.sahaskatta.com/html/videos_1.html - click on Russel Peters. Your jaw muscles will hate you.

 

[MC]

http://holylemon.com/DontPickUpSoap.html
http://www.jokaroo.com/funnyvideos/machine_gun_granny.html
http://www.jokaroo.com/funnyvideos/anti_drug_commercial.html
http://www.jokaroo.com/funnyvideos/karate.html
http://www.jokaroo.com/funnyvideos/usnavyowned.html
http://www.jokaroo.com/funnyvideos/newcellmate.html
http://www.jokaroo.com/funnyvideos/eminemwannabe.html
http://www.jokaroo.com/funnyvideos/deadbodyprank.html

Just a bunch of ones I just picked out.

 

[Jakut]

John went out to party with his friend, but told his wife that he went to the pool.
His wife waited and waited. John returned at about 5 a.m., he was drunk as hell and she noticed that he had a used condom hanging out of his zipper. She took off his clothes and layed him on the bed, but she also stuck the condom up his butt.

Next morning...

She is sitting there drinking coffee, then John comes in with a strange look on his face.
She asks:
"So did you have a nice trip with your friends?"

He looks at her with a sad/angry face and says:

"I HAVE NO FRIENDS!!!"

 

[Dr.Gero-20]

Image removed. This type of material is not appropriate for the age group viewing this forum. I'm afraid you earn yourself a warning. - Pain

This made me laugh so hard.

 

[MC]

You shouldn't post stuff like that.

Here's another video I found: http://www.jokaroo.com/funnyvideos/maids_at_work.html

 

[Robby]

When you search google for the word perp you would think a burglar or some kinda of person that's evil. Well maybe... see what you will find on the first searched object.

http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rls=GGLD,GGLD:2004-46,GGLD:en&q=perp

 

[Killface]

Its only been 4 days, so Im gonna try to get a second point...

In case it doesnt work, click here to see the pic.

This should be appropriate, I found it at rotten.com. If you never been there, DONT GO! I heard about it from a friend, thats why I went.

 

[Mccdbz5]

I'll post a video of me doing the hammer dance, which shall award me 5 points.

You just wait.

In the meantime.

Yo mama's so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked her to use the bathroom, she said "Sure, pick a corner"

You mama's so tall when she did a backflip she kicked jesus.

Meh, I got betters jokes but I'm heading to sleep o/

Guess I'll add to the Mama jokes!

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to be to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so fat she sat on Gamecube and made Gameboy.

Yo mama so stupid she thought a "Quaterback" was a refund.

Yo mama so old she went to school with Jesus in the 3rd grade.

Yo mama so old when she walked into an antique shop, they kept her.

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved.

Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight.

Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line, she put "O.K.".

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone.

Yo mama is so fat, she is on both sides of the family.

Yo mama so fat when she wears a red coat, everybody says, "It's the KoolAid man!".

Yo mama so fat when she was floating in the ocean, Spain claimed her for the new world.

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.

Uh...That's all I'm going to post...I think I got a "little" carried away with that.

 

[Robby]

Chuck Norris can watch 60 minutes in 30 minutes

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

When Chuck Norris does a push-up he doesn't push himself up but moves the Earth downward.

Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick so fast, it went faster than the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Emila Earnheart while flying over the Pacific Ocean

 

[Optimus Prime]

Chuck Norris can watch 60 minutes in 30 minutes

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

When Chuck Norris does a push-up he doesn't push himself up but moves the Earth downward.

Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick so fast, it went faster than the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Emila Earnheart while flying over the Pacific Ocean

Chuck Norris isn't actually real. He is a metaphor, for everything all the internet nerds of the world wish they could be.

True story.