The "Make Me Laugh" game

[-Origin]

 

[Killface]

okay I got a joke, it shouldn't offend anyone, so I should be okay...

but just in case, im gonna put it in white letters below this message, if yo want to read it then outline it with your mouse.


A black guy walks into a bar, he has a parrot on his shoulder. The black guy sits down and the bartender says "wow, thats really neat. where did you get that at?". Then the parrot says " oh I got em' in Africa, you can find them running all over the place".

its really cheezy, i know

 

[~*Logan*~]

The funniest thing about that pic....is his head. And I lol'd.

Point for you!

@SaiyanPride - Almost. I cracked a bit of a smile, but unfortunately, no laugh. You're on the right track...........so I'll give you a .5

@Walmart Security - LOLZ! You get a piont, definately!

bapplebo - 2
X - 2
MC - 1
Grega - 1
Walmart Security - 1
SaiyanPrideXIX - 0.5

 

[Pain]

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you've already said it twice.

 

[~*Logan*~]

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you've already said it twice.

I didn't get it at first, and when I did, I cracked a smile for understanding, but frowned from the topic of the joke. Sorry Pain.

 

[Kaination]

I'll post a video of me doing the hammer dance, which shall award me 5 points.

You just wait.

In the meantime.

Yo mama's so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked her to use the bathroom, she said "Sure, pick a corner"

You mama's so tall when she did a backflip she kicked jesus.

Meh, I got betters jokes but I'm heading to sleep o/

 

[Killface]

The funniest thing about that pic....is his head. And I lol'd.

Point for you!

@SaiyanPride - Almost. I cracked a bit of a smile, but unfortunately, no laugh. You're on the right track...........so I'll give you a .5

@Walmart Security - LOLZ! You get a piont, definately!

bapplebo - 2
X - 2
MC - 1
Grega - 1
Walmart Security - 1
SaiyanPrideXIX - 0.5

Yes, I got a point. I learned that joke from my uncle Kenny.

 

[Chakra-X]

 

[Gama]

12 skip a few 99 100

 

[Spunky]

http://forum.esforces.com/showthread.php?t=60909

I just found this about 10 mins ago

 

[g0jack]

Racist jokes = bad?

Because I'm Asian but I have a racist joke >_<

 

[Mr. Phonso]

 

[bapplebo]

Warn me please. If this is inappropriate.

 

[~*Logan*~]

Warn me please. If this is inappropriate.

OMG XD!!!!!!

bapplebo - 3
X - 2
MC - 1
Grega - 1
Walmart Security - 1
SaiyanPrideXIX - 0.5

 

[Grega]

Well our country has a bunch of cop jokes. Me translates some.

Q:Why do policeman carry the cardor with them if they walk round?
A:Cause if its to hot they just open the window.

Q:Why do cops have a round house?
A:So that a burglar cant hide in a corner.

Not cop but similar.
Q:Why does a person come on all fors in to a store?
A:It says low prices on the dor.


Me bored of translating ^^

 

[Wolf Devil]

What do Blondes and Tornados have in common?

They both suck, blow, and if you're not careful they'll take your house.

 

[bapplebo]

oh my god. This made even me crack up:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/rainbowkidsshow.html

EDIT: On further watching, this is even more funny, but again, warn me if it is too crude.

 

[Wolf Devil]

That goes to prove that everybody in the 70s was high 24/7

I wonder if they WANTED to see how many times they could make sexual innuendos out of EVERY FRIGGIN SENTENCE.

But Jane DID have nice maraccas.

 

[Marvin]

JacksonBro's
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2005/12/supermichaelbros.html

 

[Chakra-X]

What did god tell the inventor of the electric dildo?

"If you build it, they will come"