The "Have you ever..." Thread.

[ZeroNightmare]

ITs simple, just post some stupid things you have done in a have you ever fashion.

I'll start...

Have you ever fixed your self a bowl of cereal, onyl to discover that you have no milk?

 

[Synergy]

Yes

Have you ever look for a certain thing for a few minutes, then realize that certain thing was in your hand the whole time?

 

[Hamppu]

yes

Have you ever humiliated yourself in a huge city, crowded with people?

 

[Kaination]

Nope, Never been to a huge city.

Have you ever dazed off into space, then realized you were dazing off straight into a girls chest, and she's noticed you?

 

[MF29]

Yes

Have you ever used the bathroom and looked to your left or right and there's no toilet paper?

 

[Synergy]

Yes

Have you punched someone for no reason whatsoever?

 

[MF29]

No

Have you ever walking into a room and wondering why the hell did I come in here.

 

[Kaination]

Many, Many times.

Have you ever listened to a song on loop for +8 hours?

 

[Dirty]

lol almost,

have you ever had a dad who was retard?

 

[ZeroNightmare]

no. but hes passively racist.

... i once listened to french techno for likw 8+ hours...

have you ever made alot of food and after you cooked it you werent hungry anymore.

 

[clen]

No

Have you ever cut the cord of a radio clock?

 

[Spunky]

No.

Have you ever farted in a public place, like an elevator, and hope to god that nobody notices, lest they suspect you?

 

[Rayos]

Hehe that is my source of fun



Have you ever dressed up in a penguin suit and danced around in your basement in hopes that no one is taping and that it goes online so that people online that you talk to on forums get to see and laugh at you...causing a brain meltdown of embarrassment and humilation along with internet self pride in knowing you are the only fat penguin in existance

 

[MF29]

NO

Have you ever wacked off in bed becasue you could'nt get to sleep?O_O

 

[frsrblch]

That's how I sleep.

Have you ever been conned?

 

[clen]

No, but I have known people who were

Have you ever kicked someone in the nuts?

 

[Spunky]

Yes, while wearing steel tip boots, no less.

Have you ever been so drunk that you peed on the wall, thinking you were in the bathroom?

 

[J-Dude]

No.

Have you ever lost a cel phone in the taxi which took you to the airport, realize its gone and got so pissed that you meant to kick your own luggage, and ended up accidentaly kicking the suitcase of a very irate mustacheoed man who the threatened to kick the **** out of YOU?

(I doubt it. That hapenned to me with my Mom's cell phone. Man, I'm lucky that guy was busy. I still feel emberassed about that, and it hapenned over a year ago.)

 

[frsrblch]

Thankfully, no.

Have you ever been at someplace
Recognizing everybody's face
Until you realized that there was no one there you knew

 

[Spunky]

*Is confused* No?

Have you ever seen a black cat sink it's claws into your best friend's head, and then watched your best friend try to get the damn thing off? (That was some funny ****, happened a while ago.)