The "Have you ever..." Thread.

[frsrblch]

Never.

Have you ever felt like there was more
Like someone else was keeping score
And what could make you whole was simply out of reach

 

[Optimus Prime]

No, but I bet the offspring have.

Have you ever seen Scent of a Woman... on weeeeeeeed?

 

[ace005]

No, but I've seen alot of other stuff ..on weeeeeeed


Were you ever caught while...hmm....giving yourself pleasure?:laff:

 

[Arthos]

Not yet.


Ever stayed up for 24+ hours playing the same damn game?

 

[frsrblch]

Yes, I was playing CS.

No, but I bet the offspring have.

Thank you! I was afraid I might have to find another verse...

Have you ever deliberately gotten yourself fired?

 

[Spunky]

No.

Have you ever questioned your own sexuality?

 

[bapplebo]

Of course.

Have you ever picked your NOSES?!

 

[Arthos]

*quickly removes his finger from a gaping nostrel*

Have you ever cooked me dinner?

 

[Kaination]

edit: Arthos, you're ***

Yes I have silly. Now gtf away from the computer and get back in bed.

Have you ever had a wet dream?

 

[Arthos]

Notice: Ah ah ah! I may be on hiatus but...

I'm a normal, healthy, human male. Answer that question yourself.


Have you ever been locked in the trunk of a car?

 

[starwin]

No

Have you ever sleep walked imagining your headed towards the bathroom, but instead make a wrong turn and pee off of the stairs?

 

[clen]

I don't sleep walk .

Have you ever punched a person in the face/nose?

 

[Deman]

Yep. I've also struck people in the nose with elbows, knees and that spot just a bit above my forehead. Never have with my feet though.

Have you ever gotten stomach acid in your nose?

 

[frsrblch]

Not a pleasant experience.

Have you ever then tried to get it out with milk?

 

[Spunky]

God no... I just leave it there.

Have you ever been hit in the face by a football, and cried?

 

[clen]

No, although I've been hit in the face by a football (both) it wasn't the type of thing I would cry about.

Have you ever gone to sleep by fear of a monster/alien/something awful.com

 

[Arthos]

I'm a big worrier. I worry all the time about stupid ****. So probably.


Ever been hit in the face with a dodgeball?

 

[Spunky]

Many times. On the most noteable occasion, my glasses got broked.

Have you ever tried to give yourself oral pleasure?

 

[Arthos]

Considered yoga for that very reason, but have never actually tried.

Ever walked around the house naked after a shower?

 

[bapplebo]

Yes.

Ever been teased because a low-life killed you with cloak and focus?