<b>Majin Buu Saga, ESF Style</b>
Parts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6
(This is really, really, really long.)
** Goku has joined the server
Goku: sup guys!
Goku: i am back for 1 whole day
Goku: after that i will reach my isp limit for the month
Gohan: kewl hey dad
Krillin: yo goku
Piccolo: sup goku
Bulma: goku!!1
Vegeta: N00B ALERT N00B ALERT
Goku: so what is teh plan guys!?
Gohan: we are going to melee in the world tournament!
Piccolo: NO BEAMS PLZ
Gohan: also we are not allowed to transform
Goku: y?
Gohan: it would ruin my secret identity
Gohan: i am actually
Gohan:
[email protected]
Goku: omg
Krillin: also i had babies with android 18
Goku: that's just creepy
** Kaioshin joined the server
** Kibito joined the server
Shin: Hello!
Kibito: we're new here ^_^
Piccolo: ... i do not trust them
Piccolo: shin uses capital letters
Goku: what strange manner of creature is this
Shin: I'm here to fight you, Goku. I hear you're the best!
Goku: thx
Goku: i'm pretty tight
Goku: r u?
Shin: ...What?
Kibito: let's walk away mysteriously
Shin: Yes, let's!
Piccolo: they are gone
Piccolo: i do not trust them goku
Piccolo: they make me feel all crawly
Piccolo: they have some sort mysterious ki
Piccolo: it is most mysterious
Krillin: stop spamming piccolo
Goku: look it is time to start fights
** Spopovich has joined the game
** Yamu has joined the game
Spopovich: HRRRRRRR
Spopovich: HRRRRRRR
Yamu: ..........
Goku: want to chat guys?
Yamu: .........
Spopovich: HRRRRRRR
** Mighty_Mask has joined the game
Mighty_Mask: i am not goten and trunks
Announcer: okay it is time to draw the fights!
Announcer: we will see who gets 2 fight who first
Announcer: k
Vegeta: i hope i get to fight goku
Goku: lol i will pwn you vegeta u still suck
Vegeta: FNGNFGNSDFNGSFGNSFG
Announcer: first fight is krillin against random fat guy!
Random Fat Guy: ho ho i am laughing because i am hilariously fat
Announcer: next fight is majuna vs shin!
Goku: wtf is majuna
Piccolo: that is my AIM name
Announcer: next is gohan vs kabito
Gohan: kabito is big
Kabito: and mysterious ^_^
Gohan: that smiley scares me
Gohan: it looks like a demon face
Announcer: and the next fight is blah blah blah
Anouncer: etc etc etc
Announcer: and goku vs vegeta
Goku: kewl
Vegeta: U GOING DOWN NOW GOKU U GOING DOWN
Goku: stfu vegeta
Goku: u suck
Goku: lol j/k =) ur my best friend
Vegeta: i hate u so much goku
Announcer: now let the fights begin!1111
** Krillin killed Random Fat Guy with melee
Krillin: trying to HoW me won't work
Krillin: i am THE KRILLIN
Krillin: check out the hair, it gives me super speed
Goku: krillin is more powerful than super saiyan 1!
Goku: i am amazed
Piccolo: yes, but it takes him longer to transform
Announcer: now it is majuna vs shin!
Gohan: you know piccolo
Gohan: majuna is a really stupid name
Piccolo: great saiyaman is also a really stupid name
Goku: goku is a totally sweet name
Goku: except for the fact that i can never sign up an e-mail address
Goku: using my real name
Goku: because they're always taken
Vegeta: i know what u mean
Shin: Come on, Piccolo! Let's fight!
Piccolo: OMG he knows my name
Piccolo: that is scary i bet he is psychic and knows all my moves
Piccolo: i bet he is the monster from Alien
Piccolo: i don't want him to lay eggs in my stomach!! i forfeit!
Goku: WTF
Goku: why did you do that piccolo?
Piccolo: he is scary
Piccolo: just look at him over there
Piccolo: with his mohawk and earrings and stuff
Gohan: dude
Gohan: not cool
Announcer: now it is spopovich vs videl
** Spopovich killed Videl with melee
Gohan: wtf
Goku: quickly gohan
Goku: find sensu beans and give them to videl
Gohan: where are the sensu beans?
Goku: try looking inside the ground
Gohan: k
Piccolo: where is gohan he is late
Kabito: humph
Announcer: gohan vs kabito go go go!
Piccolo: come on gohan
Piccolo: there he is
Announcer: now the fight starts!
Kabito: hello gohan!
Kabito: i want to see your super saiyan gohan ^_^
Gohan: why
Kabito: just because!
Gohan: no, why
Kabito: seriously
Kabito: just because
Gohan: that's no reason
Kabito: ....
Piccolo: do it gohan!
Gohan: why?
Piccolo: just because
Gohan: godamnit
Gohan: okay
Gohan: rargh
Kabito: omg
Kabito: what a power
Gohan: now i will go higher than super saiyan
Gohan: rargh x 2
Kabito: OMG
Kabito: ur using EVM!
Gohan: now are you going to fight me or not?
Spopovich: HRRRRRRR! RAR! HRRRRRRR!
Goku: oh no!
Piccolo: attack of the wild spopovich!
Shin: Don't help Gohan!
Krillin: but spopovich is SUCKING AWAY HIS PRECIOUS LIFE ENERGY
Shin: That's good! That's what we want!
Goku: it is?
Shin: sure!
Goku: o
Goku: okay!
Goku: go spopovich!
Yamu: ...........
Yamu: ...........!
Spopovich: HRRRRR?
Yamu: ......! ......., ......., ........ . . ....?
Spopovich: HRRRR!
** Spopovich left the game
** Yamu left the game
Kabito: don't worry Gohan ^_^
Kabito: i will heal you up
Shin: We have to go chase Spopovich and Yamu!
Goku: kewl
Vegeta: no it's not kewl
Vegeta: what about our fight!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?~!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!?
Goku: this is more important than our fight vegeta
Goku: there is like stuff happening
Goku: and if we don't do stuff
Goku: then there could be more stuff
Goku: stuff that's worse than the stuff
Goku: you see?
Vegeta: k
Shin: Let's go!
Shin: I'll explain the story as we go along.
Kabito: okay gohan! i'll explain the story as we go along
Kabito: babidi is a naughty little lemon guy
Kabito: he wants to make this buu monster
Kabito: buu is strong
Kabito: and very bad!
Kabito: we're trying to stop buu ^_^
Gohan: ok
Shin: ...and that's why Majin Buu shouldn't be brought back to life.
Goku: hey shin
Goku: ur story waas much better than kabito's
Vegeta: especially the part about the bank-robbing ninja
Krillin: look it's gohan and kabito
Piccolo: sup gohan
Gohan: OMG LOOK
Gohan: SECRET HIDDEN UNDERGROUND SPACESHIP!
Shin: Spopovich and Yamu lead us right to it!
** Babidi entered the game
** Pui Pui entered the game
** Dabura entered the game
Kabito: they hid the spaceship from us all along! ^_^
Shin: They must have known we'd come looking for them!
Shin: However did they find out?
Goku: maybe it's the way you two keep talking all the time
Goku: i mean jesus christ give it a rest
Goku: some people are in this server just to play the game
Babidi: HI SPOPOVICH
Babidi: HI YAMU
Babidi: DID U BRING ME MY POWER!?
Spopovich: HRRRRRRRRR
Yamu: ..............
Babidi: COOL THX
Babidi: GUESS WHAT IS A FUNNY JOKE
Yamu: ..............?
Babidi: I AM ACTUALLY GOING TO KILL YOU NOW
** Babidi killed Spopovich with exploding_spopovich
** Pui Pui killed Yamu with pui_pui_cannon
Babidi: LOL
Babidi: DO YOU SEE THOSE GUYS OVER THERE DABURA
Dabura: yeppers!
Dabura: want me to get them?
Babidi: OKAY YOU GET THEM
Babidi: I WILL GO GET THIS POWER TO BUU'S COCOON
Pui Pui: radical
Babidi: SHUT UP PUI PUI
Babidi: NOBODY LIKES YOU
Dabura: it's not his fault he appeared in roughly three episodes
Goku: who are those guys?
Shin: That little one is Babidi. His capslock is permanently broken!
Gohan: wow
Shin: The other one is Pui Pui. He sucks and has no friends.
Gohan: aww
Shin: And the other one is... OMG
Piccolo: what?
Kabito: it is dabura
Kabito: the devil king!
Shin: He has been crashing servers forever.
Shin: And now it seems that Babidi has him under his control!
Vegeta: and he knows we're here!
Dabura: HA HA I KNOW YOU ARE HERE
** Dabura killed Kabito with kiblast
Kibito: oh no! he killed me ^_^
Shin: Watch out! He can freeze servers!
Dabura: FREEZE!
Goku: oh no!
Goku: he froze piccolo and krillin!
Dabura: now I'm escaping back into the spaceship!
Dabura: follow me in for biscuits and coffee!
Goku: it must be a trap!
Dabura: no
Dabura: it's not a trap
Dabura: really
Goku: oh
Goku: okay
Goku: let's go, guys!
Shin: You are so stupid.
Vegeta: we might be stupid, but at least we're not... purple!
Gohan: yeah! lol
Goku: lol lol purple
Shin: ......
Shin: This is not a good day.
Goku: wow check this place out
Shin: This is the inside of Babidi's Spaceship!
Goku: it'd make a sweet map
Babidi: ATTENTION
Babidi: THIS IS THE GREAT WIZARD BABIDI
Babidi: YOU ARE IN MY REALLY COOL SPACESHIP!
Babidi: CHECK OUT THE KEWL TEXTURES
Babidi: YOU ARE ON LEVEL 1! THERE ARE 3 LEVELS!
Babidi: I'M AT THE VERY BOTTOM! YOU WON'T GET THERE!
Babidi: BECAUSE I HAVE A GUARDIAN AT EACH LEVEL!
** Pui Pui entered the game
Pui Pui: Oh yeah!
Pui Pui: It's...........
Pui Pui: *****{{{{{{---- PUI PUI TIME! -----}}}}}}*******
Goku: ........
Vegeta: .........
Gohan: sup pui pui
Pui Pui: sup gohan!
Pui Pui: how are u?
Gohan: ok
Gohan: u?
Pui Pui: i'm fine
Gohan: what mp3 u listening to?
Pui Pui: listening to "dragonball z - pui pui theme.mp3"
Gohan: kool, what's it like?
Babidi: JUST GET ON WITH IT PUI PUI
Babidi: KILL THEM ALREADY
Babidi: GIVE THEIR POWER TO BUU'S COCOON
Shin: Watch out! All of Babidi's henchmen are super strong!!
Goku: lol don't worry supreme kai
Goku: i am the legendary super saiyan
Vegeta: wtf
Vegeta: no u aren't
Goku: u said i was
Vegeta: that was back in frieza saga you idiot
Vegeta: now you're just some regular super saiyan
Brolli: yea, i'm the legendary super saiyan
Brolli: dumbass
Goku: oh
Goku: well
Goku: pui pui still sucks
Vegeta: can't argue with that
Gohan: good point
Babidi: HAVE TO AGREE WITH YOU THERE
Shin: You've got to all fight him at once!
Vegeta: no way
Vegeta: a saiyan always fights alone!
Vegeta: even if it means he gets the crap beaten out of him
Shin: That's... that's really stupid.
Vegeta: no, it's cool!
Vegeta: it's our saiyan pride
Shin: No. It's just really, really stupid.
Goku: okay guys! let's play rock-paper-scissors!
Gohan: yeah!
Vegeta: yeah!
Goku: hold on a second
Goku: you guys need to have better dialogue
Goku: ok?
Gohan: uh... sure
Vegeta: whatever goku
Goku: call me kakarot!
Vegeta: kakarot takes longer to type!
Gohan: uh... so... what's happening?
Vegeta: not much
Goku: great! quality dialogue! keep it coming!
Pui Pui: are you going to kill me now or what?
Goku: rock!
Gohan: paper!
Vegeta: dynamite!
Goku: WTF
Goku: there's no such thing as dynamite
Vegeta: is so!
Goku: is not!
Vegeta: is so
Goku: is not!
Vegeta: is not!
Goku: is so!
Vegeta: okay, fine! that means i win
Goku: ...damnit
Goku: why do i have to be the stupid guy?
Vegeta: okay pui pui
Vegeta: welcome to the end of your life
Vegeta: and i promise it's going to hurt!
Vegeta: i love that line
** Vegeta killed Pui Pui with kiblob
Vegeta: lol pui pui was like the biggest n00b ever
Gohan: lol yes!
Goku: quality dialogue gohan damnit!!
Goku: say something cool for a change!
Gohan: uh
Gohan: okay
Gohan: ...um
Gohan: who is your favourite saiyan!?!?!?!!
Goku: okay
Goku: let's just forget about it
Shin: Wow! You guys are really strong!
Shin: You sure you aren't cheating or something?
Vegeta: the only cheater around here is goku
Vegeta: he bound teleport to his mousewheel
Vegeta: he calls it 'instant transmission'
Goku: shut up vegeta
Babidi: OMG DABURA WHAT DO WE DO
Babidi: HE PWNED PUI PUI LIKE HE WAS A BEGINNER
Dabura: pui pui WAS a beginner
Dabura: he only installed ESF two days ago
Babidi: WE NEED TO BRING OUT YAKON
Dabura: why? yakon is like some crappy beetle thing
Dabura: let's go with that cool two-headed fire-breathing ninja
Babidi: NOBODY WOULD WANT TO SEE THAT DABURA
Babidi: EVERYBODY LOVES GIANT GREEN BEETLES
Babidi: YAKON! I CHOOSE YOU!
** Yakon has joined the game
Yakon: gwa!
Goku: my turn!
Gohan: go dad!
Vegeta: wtf is that thing anyway?
Babidi: IT'S MY TOTALLY AWESOME GIANT GREEN BEETLE
Babidi: KEWL HUH?
Shin: I'd rather have seen a two-headed fire-breathing ninja.
Yakon: gwa! gwa! i have no lines!
Goku: let's go! pow!
Yakon: whoosh! pow!
Goku: whoosh whoosh pow kapow!
Yakon: whoosh! whizz pow pow!
Goku: whooooosh! pow pow KAPAP KAPAP!
Yakon: ...kapap?
Goku: it's the sound of my fists going KAPAP!
Yakon: wtf
Dabura: lol babidi i have a funny idea
Dabura: turn off the lights
Babidi: ROFLMAO
Babiid: YOU'RE SUCH A KIDDER DABURA
** loading map babidi_spaceship_night
Goku: it went all dark!
Gohan: use flashlight, it's 'f'
Vegeta: that's regular HL you idiot
Goku: it's okay guys
Goku: i can sense his ki
Vegeta: what does beetle ki feel like?
Goku: you don't want to know
Yakon: rargh!
Goku: i better make some light
Goku: super saiyan GO!
Yakon: i will now eat your light!
Babidi: GODAMNIT YAKON YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK
Yakon: hey, do you expect me just to say 'rargh' and 'gwar' and stuff?
Babidi: YES
Yakon: that's so lame
Yakon: i mean
Yakon: rargh
Shin: He ate Goku's Super Saiyan form!
Gohan: he's like some kind of... light-eating beetle!
Vegeta: we always knew you were the clever one
Goku: are you hungry yakon? do you want MORE LIGHT?
Yakon: gwar! rargh!
Yakon: god
Yakon: i hate my life
Goku: reeeeaargh!
Gohan: nice SSJ2 model dad
Yakon: gwoooooo
** Goku killed Yakon with too-much-light-attack
Babidi: WTF
Babidi: DABURA, YAKON JUST EXPLODED
Dabura: yeah, i saw it
Babidi: WELL? WHAT DO I DO NOW?
Dabura: i don't know
Dabura: why don't you just send me out to crash them all
Babidi: YOU MEAN 'CRUSH' THEM ALL?
Dabura: no, it wasn't a typo
Dabura: i'm going to crash them all
Dabura: i'm going to go meditate and prepare my l33t h4x0ring sk1llz
Babidi: K
Goku: how long have we been waiting now?
Gohan: almost twelve seconds
Goku: aargh!
Goku: i can't take all this waiting
Vegeta: WAITING BURNS INSIDE ME LIKE ACID
Shin: What the hell is wrong with you?
Shin: It's only been twelve seconds!
Gohan: FIFTEEN SECONDS NOW
Gohan: I CAN'T STAND IT
** Dabura has entered the game
Dabura: ha ha! it is, dabura, king of the demon world
Dabura: bring it on, clown!
Gohan: it's my turn!
Dabura: what, you're going to fight me on your own?
Dabura: you retard
Goku: hey, i find that comment offensive to the mentally handicapped
Vegeta: you would
Gohan: i can take you!
Shin: Be careful, Gohan! He is the great King of the Demon World!
Gohan: looks more like the queen of the demon world to me! rofl!
Goku: okay gohan
Goku: you're trying way too hard with this 'quality dialogue' thing
Goku: just forget about it okay?
Gohan: k
Goku: go gohan!
Vegeta: yay gohan!
Goku: you feeling okay vegeta?
Vegeta: sorry
Vegeta: my little brother got at the keyboard
Vegeta: boo! you suck gohan! boo!
Goku: that's better
Dabura: take my deadly dabura attacks!
Gohan: how do you like my ssj2 punch?
Dabura: oh yeah? what about me spitting my deadly stone spit on you?
Gohan: how do you like me breaking your sword like this, huh?
Dabura: oh yeah?
Dabura: well
Dabura: you're stupid!
Goku: gohan what's wrong with your technique?
Goku: manage your ki son!
Vegeta: he's teleporting too much!
Gohan: give up dabura!
Gohan: i'm a main character
Gohan: you're just a minor plot character
Gohan: you can never beat me
Dabura: you're right
Dabura: guess what! it's time for a break
Gohan: wait
Gohan: do you have some sort of evil plan?
Dabura: yes
Dabura: wait
Dabura: no
Gohan: k
Dabura: bye!
Goku: bye-bye!
** Dabura left the game
Goku: that was fun
Gohan: yeah, let's go home now
Shin: We're here to stop Majin Buu, you idiots.
Goku: oh
Goku: right!
Goku: majin buu
Goku: he's the small guy with the white mohawk, right?
Shin: No... that's me.
Goku: right
Goku: majin buu is the little yellow one
Shin: That's Babidi, you idiot!
Goku: k
Goku: that means i must be majin buu
Goku: DIE ME DIE
Vegeta: i can't take this waiting
Vegeta: i'm going to blow up the spaceship!
Shin: Noooo! Don't do it Vegeta! Noooooooooooooooo!
Vegeta: REARTH
Vegeta: GNFDGSGFH
Vegeta: #$()#$324234234
Vegeta: !#<123.,232343w4546
Goku: OMG
Goku: vegeta's cat is walking on his keyboard
Shin: No! It's even worse than that!
Shin: Babidi is taking control of his mind!
Gohan: lol! he can make vegeta dance like a puppet!
Goku: i worry about u gohan
Vegeta: GNSFGBncbncvbnVCBNCBNGWO
Vegeta: ...........
** Vegeta changed name to Majin_Vegeta
Majin_Vegeta: > : )
Babidi: I'M GOING TO TELEPORT YOU TO SOMEWHERE ELSE!
Babidi: JUST BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT
Babidi: ALSO BECAUSE IT'S IN THE SCRIPT OR SOMETHING
Goku: wtf!
Goku: he teleported us to the tournament grounds
Majin_Vegeta: > : )
Babidi: KILL HIM VEGETA!
Shin: You can't fight him, Goku!
Shin: Any damage you take will go to resurrecting Majin Buu!
** Vegeta killed Lots of People with bigbangattack
Goku: hey!
Goku: that was so mean of you!
Goku: being mean makes Mr. Smiles a very sad bear!
Majin_Vegeta: > : )
Shin: Don't fight him Goku!
Goku: hey babidi!
Babidi: ?
Goku: teleport me to somewhere else!
Goku: and i'll fight vegeta!
Babidi: K
Gohan: don't worry shin
Gohan: we can go stop babidi while my dad fights vegeta
Shin: Okay then.
Gohan: hey, did that count as quality dialogue?
Shin: I think you're getting closer!
Gohan: alright! go me!
Shin: You can do it!
** Gohan left the game
** Shin left the game
Goku: alright vegeta
Goku: it's just you and me!
Majin_Vegeta: > : )
[to be continued]
Goku: so this is it
Goku: you got the fight u wanted so much
Majin Vegeta: finally!
Goku: this shouldn't take too long!
Goku: gwaargh! super saiyajin 2!
Majin Vegeta: o yeah?
Majin Vegeta: i can do that too! gwaargh!
Goku: hmm
Goku: this will be harder than I thought
** Majin Vegeta killed Goku with melee
** Goku killed Majin Vegeta with melee
** Goku killed Majin Vegeta with melee
** Majin Vegeta killed Goku with melee
Goku: we're evenly matched
Goku: for every one of my frags
Goku: you get one also
Majin Vegeta: i hate u for what you've done to me kakarot
Majin Vegeta: u ruined my honour
Majin Vegeta: u totally ruined my pride
Majin Vegeta: u even saved my life!
Goku: what's wrong with that?
Majin Vegeta: it just annoys me!
Goku: u don't have to be so touchy about everything
Goku: learn to relax, to smile
Goku: to hug others!
Majin Vegeta: i will never hug!! never!!!!!!!
Goku: come on vegeta! big hug!
Majin Vegeta: die!
[Meanwhile]
Shin: Hey, did you see that?
Gohan: what?
Shin: Orz started using [Tags] to separate places and locations.
Shin: It's so exciting!
Shin: It's like I'm in some sort of magical story.
Gohan: ...okay, dude
Gohan: whatever
** Henchmen entered the game
Shin: Oh no! Babidi's Henchmen!
Gohan: generic henchmen! i laugh at them
Gohan: see
Gohan: this is me laughing
Gohan: lol lol lol
Henchman: OMG they are lolling us! what do we do?
Henchman 2: we flame them on the forums!!
Shin: Okay, Gohan! Do it!
** Gohan killed henchmen with ... gohanattack (I'm really struggling
for names here)
Shin: Quickly! Let's move on!
Gohan: wait
Gohan: i feel like saying something
Gohan: u know, something cool
Shin: What do you mean?
Gohan: like... like 'smokin'!'
Gohan: or 'that was a real blast!'
Gohan: or maybe 'check it out! gohan's in da house!'
Shin: No! Funimation is inside you, Gohan! Fight it! FIGHT IT!
Babidi: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Babidi: UR TOO LATE SUPREME KAI!!
Babidi: SOON BUU WILL BE REBBORN AND HE WILL DO STUFF!
Babidi: ALL KINDS OF STUFF!
Shin: We'll never let it happen, Babidi!
Dabura: you'll have to get through me!
Gohan: okay!
[Back at the fight]
Majin Vegeta: die! die! die!
Goku: ow! ow! hey!
Majin Vegeta: what?
Goku: check out the new [tags] they're using!
Goku: i feel like i'm in some sort of magical story
Majin Vegeta: you're so lame! i hate you so much!
Majin Vegeta: haven't you ever wondered why i get voted
Majin Vegeta: as the most popular character more often than you do?
Goku: not really
Goku: i figure they really meant to vote for me
Goku: and kind of slipped or something
Majin Vegeta: fighting sounds! rargh! whoosh! rargh!
Goku: you're strong vegeta!
Goku: you must have trained!
Majin Vegeta: .......
Goku: i love our dramatic silences together
Goku: they're so special
Majin Vegeta: omfg kakarot i hate u so much!
Majin Vegeta: i mean wtf, dont u get it?
Majin Vegeta: this is all becoz of u
Majin Vegeta: just being near u has made me weaker
Majin Vegeta: i've been on earth so long, it sux
Majin Vegeta: i've becoming soft
Majin Vegeta: i settled down
Majin Vegeta: i had a family
Majin Vegeta: i was even beginning to think earth was kewl!
Majin Vegeta: but when i saw babidi i knew i had my chance
Majin Vegeta: i could awaken the evil within myself!
Majin Vegeta: i could be the saiyan prince again!
Majin Vegeta: i could be the way I was before!!!!!!!!!!!
Goku: ?
Goku: sorry, i was afk
Goku: what did u say?
Majin Vegeta: RAAAAAAAARGH!
Goku: oh, is that all?
Goku: didn't miss much then
Majin Vegeta: u r so dead now kakarot
[Babidi's Spaceship]
Gohan: give me that cocoon!
Dabura: no!
Babidi: LOOK! THE POWER IS GOING UP SUPER FAST!
Shin: Could Goku and Vegeta really be generating that much energy?
Gohan: it looks like they've reached a new level of super saiyan too
Gohan: this sucks
Gohan: damnit! i was so special!! it was ssj2 gohan and nobody else!
Gohan: next yamcha and krillin are going to be ssj2
Gohan: oh, this is so lame!
Gohan: i bet some retard will go 'ssj3' or something, just to be better
Gohan: life sucks
Babidi: INCREDIBLE! IT WON'T BE LONG NOW!
Dabura: ha ha ha ha!
Babidi: HA HA HA HA!
Gohan: LOL!
Shin: What's so funny, Gohan?
Gohan: i just figured i missed some sort of joke
Gohan: i didn't want to seem like i didn't get it or something
Babidi: WHAT! IMPOSSIBLE!
Babidi: THE COCOON IS AT FULL!
Babidi: BUU IS BEING BORN!
Dabura: i'm going to be a father!!
Gohan: noooooooooooo!
Gohan: i won't let you!
** Gohan killed cocoon with kamehameha
Gohan: die, evil cocoon!
Babidi: DON'T BE STUPID! YOU CAN'T BREAK THE COCOON!
Dabura: it runs with linux! it's unbreakable!
Shin: Oh no! It's opening!
Babidi: MAJIN BUU! I CHOOSE YOU!
Babidi: .....
Dabura: uh
Dabura: wtf
Dabura: was this some kind of joke cocoon?
Babidi: NO WAY
Babidi: THEY PROMISED ME A REALLY COOL BUU!
Babidi: NOT CRAPPY CLOUDS AND STUFF!
Babidi: WHY, FATHER?? WHY DID YOU GIVE ME THIS FALSE COCOON?
Babidi: OH SORROW!
Babidi: I CANNOT LIVE!
Dabura: chill man
Dabura: we can still use the saiyan prince
Dabura: with him and myself, you can rule every server online!
Babidi: IT'S NOT THE SAME!
Babidi: BUU WAS EVERYTHING TO ME!
Gohan: it sounds like u 2 really loved each other
Gohan: maybe u shouldn't go ahead with the divorce
Shin: Damnit, Gohan, I don't think you really pay attention at all.
Gohan: .....
Gohan: up there!
Shin: Oh no!
Babidi: IT'S BUU!
Buu: BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Buu: sorry about that
Buu: had my finger stuck on the 'u' key
Buu: so, sup all?
Dabura: that's majin buu?
Gohan: wtf!?
Shin: Yes, that's him.
Gohan: lol
Gohan: he's fat and his voice is silly!
Babidi: DABURA
Babidi: WHERE DID I PUT THE RECEIPT FOR THIS THING?
Dabura: i can't believe this is majin buu
Dabura: i was so going to get his autograph
Dabura: i had all his albums!! i feel so betrayed!
Shin: Don't be fooled, Gohan. He looks childish, but he has incredible ki!
Gohan: yes! i can feel something odd... it feels like....
Shin: That's my face!
Gohan: ah, that's what it was
[Back at the Canyon]
Majin Vegeta: final flash!
Goku: lol dude, final flash isn't a ball
Majin Vegeta: don't blame me, blame the dub
Goku: whoa! do you feel the intense evil ki?
Majin Vegeta: duh, that's me
Goku: no, the other one! it's even more evil!
Majin Vegeta: i don't care! FINAL PUNCH!
Goku: that is such a lame name for an attack
Majin Vegeta: it's kewl
Goku: uh-huh
Goku: what's next, 'final kick?'
Majin Vegeta: actually, yes
Goku: ouch!
Majin Vegeta: hahahaha u r such a n00b
Goku: eat my deadly goku swoop!
Majin Vegeta: i can't control this damn swoop,
Majin Vegeta: SSJ2 moves too fast!
Majin Vegeta: how do u get used to this thing?
Goku: practise
[Meanwhile, back at the... other... canyon... thing... whatever]
Buu: sup all!!!!!!1111111
Buu: anybody like porn!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!11
Babidi: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS THING IS BUU
Babidi: BUU... IT'S ME! BABIDI! I'M YOUR MASTER!
Buu: STFU!
Buu: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dabura: this idiot can't be majin buu
Dabura: ha! and you call yourself a majin buu!
Dabura: you're just a... majin STUPID!
Buu: hmpf!
Buu: you don't want to get me angry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Buu: my dad owns the entire internet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Buu: he can hack your computer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dabura: ha! you're just a weakling who totally sucks!
Buu: BUU!
Dabura: ow!
Dabura: ow!
Dabura: that REALLY REALLY HURT
Gohan: WTF
Gohan: he took out dabura with one punch!
Shin: Yay! Our servers will once again be free!
Babidi: THAT WAS FANTASTIC!
Babidi: YOU'RE THE BEST, BUU!
Buu: STFU man
Buu: i don't even know who you are!
Buu: you could be a sexual predator
Babidi: NO... I'M BABIDI, YOUR MASTER. I LET U OUT OF THAT BALL!
Babidi: AND I COULD PUT YOU BACK IN IT, TOO!
Buu: !?!?!?!?!?!?!11111
Buu: don't do that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Buu: mum promised me four more hours online before i haev to do
Buu: my homework!!!!
Babidi: SO NOW YOU'LL OBEY ME?
Buu: kk!!!!!
Babidi: THEN KILL THESE FOOLS! ROFLMAO! ROFLMAO!
Buu: ROFLMAO!
Gohan: roflmao!
Shin: I hate you right now, Gohan.
Gohan: come on supreme kai! we've got to go!
Gohan: this guy is just too much!
Shin: Noo! Gohan! Fight the Funimation!! Don't let it control you!
Gohan: oh my gosh! quickly, let's go!
Shin: There's no hope for him now!
Gohan: it's mondo cool, just chill! i'm confident of my speed!
Buu: surprise!
Gohan: WTF!
Gohan: he's faster than me!
** Buu killed Gohan with melee
Buu: rofl! buu make u dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111
Buu: i rock at this game!!
Shin: Buu!
Shin: Do you remember me, Buu?
Buu: r u that guy that always beats me up in math class!?!?!
Shin: Take my deadly KAIOSHIN EYES!
Buu: hooo! that was trippy!11
Buu: my turn!!!!1111111
** Buu killed Shin with thatniftyeyethingkaioshindoes
Babidi: THIS IS SO COOL!
Buu: go me! go me! yea buu! you da man!!!!!111111111
Babidi: NOW, BUU - KILL THE SUPREME KAI!
Buu: can i eat him!?!?!
Babidi: LOL! YEAH! EAT HIM! EAT HIM GOOD!
Buu: kewl
** Narrator joined the game
Narrator: omg on the last episode of dragonball z!!!!!
Narrator: the wicked MAJIN BUU was born! what a MENACE!
Narrator: he totally beat up gohan! omg!
Narrator: and then wtf!? he beat up the supreme kai!
Babidi: HEY R U HERE TO PLAY OR JUST TO TALK!?!
Narrator: sry
** Narrator left the game
Babidi: GO ON BUU, FINISH HIM OFF!!111
Buu: okay!!!!!!111 just don't still my kill okay?!
Gohan: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
Buu: OMG
Buu: OMG
Buu: YOU SWOOPED ME FROM BEHIND WHILE I WAS FIGHTING SHIN
Buu: OMG KCIK HIMC!!111 SERVER ADMIN KICK HIM PLZ!!!11
Gohan: come on supreme kai! let's get out of here!
Buu: OMG OMG i am going to spam ball attacks at u!!1111
** Buu killed Gohan with bigbuuattack
Babidi: GO BUU! EAT THE SUPREME KAI!
Babidi: BUT HURRY BECOZ I WANT TO WATCH TV IN FIVE MINUTES
Buu: OMG
Buu: WTF
Buu: DABURA SWOOPED ME FROM BEHIND WHILE I WAS FIGHTING SHIN
Buu: OMG KCICKK21I HIM!!11 OKMG OMG KICK KICK KICK
Babidi: WTF R U DOING DABURA
Dabura: don't u get it babidi!?!?!?!
Dabura: he is only like 8 years old!
Dabura: you can't let an 8 year old join our clan, peepz would laugh at us
Babidi: OMG UR SO LAME DABURA
Babidi: I AM ONLY 9 YEARS OLD!
Dabura: and i am 10!! but 8 years old, i mean come on!
Buu: i am actually 28 dabura!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
** Goten joined the game
** Trunks joined the game
Goten: we're in spectator mode!
Dabura: i am going to kill you buu!!!!
Babidi: DON'T DO IT DABURA!!
Dabura: freeze!!
Dabura: ....
Dabura: freeze!!!!!
Dabura: ......
Dabura: wtf! why is the server still running
Buu: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Buu: I TOLD YOU MY DAD OWNED THE INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
Buu: YOU CAN'T CRASH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111
Dabura: no, seriously, wtf
Dabura: that has never failed before
Dabura: freeze!!!!
Dabura: .......
Dabura: OMG
Dabura: you fixed the security errors
Babidi: YES!! WITH MY MAGICAL POWERS, I MADE THE UNCRASHABLE
Babidi: SERVER!
Gohan: so that's why it didn't crash when i used my shield!
Shin: I told you he was a powerful magician!
Dabura: i am so dead now
** Buu killed Dabura with candy
Trunks: omg!!!!!!!!!!!
Goten: he ate him!
Buu: and thanks to 1.1 i even get a frag for it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
** Piccolo joined the game
** Krillin joined the game
Piccolo: hey guys what's up?
Krillin: half-life crashed
Krillin: i think it was my video card drivers
Babidi: OKAY BUU! NOW YOU CAN EAT SUPREME KAI!
Buu: i will have 2 frags!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
Buu: that is more frags than i have ever had before!!!
** Majin Vegeta changed team to Good
** Majin Vegeta killed Babidi's Spaceship with kiblob
Babidi: OMG MY SPACESHIP!
Majin Vegeta: so ur the guy who beam spammed gohan!
Majin Vegeta: i'm going to make u pay for that!
Piccolo: wtf!!!!! gohan is offline!??!?!?!?!?
Krillin: what did he say piccolo? i couldn't hear
Piccolo: what do you mean? he just typed it, moron
Piccolo: you just had to read it
Krillin: oh
Krillin: too late now
Buu: i'm too good at this gaem to be beaten!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111
Babidi: GET HIM BUU! GO BUU GO!
Majin Vegeta: u forget one thing buu!
Majin Vegeta: u were lucky so far, but ur a total n00b!
Majin Vegeta: u don't even know how to teleport!
Buu: wtf is teleport?
Majin Vegeta: lol! do you even know how to lock on to targets?
Buu: i don't have to!!! my dad owns the internet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Babidi: QUIT SAYING THAT, BUU, IT'S MAKING YOU LOOK RETARDED
Buu: but he does!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 he works for AOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111
Piccolo: that explains so much
** Majin Vegeta killed Buu with melee
Buu: hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!
Majin Vegeta: !!! whatever i do, he just respawns!!!
Babidi: NOBODY CAN BEAT MY BUU!
Babidi: EXCEPT SSJ3 GOKU WITH A SPIRIT BOMB IN THE LAST EPISODE
Goten: i saw that episode, it was kewl
Majin Vegeta: oh yeah!
** Majin Vegeta killed Buu with fingerbeam
Buu: hahahahahahahahahahhahaha!!!
Majin Vegeta: wtf
Majin Vegeta: u r using some sort of exploit!
Buu: look over there! i think i see the sensu beans!
Majin Vegeta: omg where!?
Buu: HA IT WAS A TRICK
Buu: now i have you in my BUU TENTACLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Goten: oh no!
Trunks: he has my dad! and he is hurting him!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Trunks: i have to go stop him!!!
Goten: me too!
Piccolo: trunks! goten! nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
Krillin: wtf piccolo stop spamming
Buu: WTF
Buu: 2439I5023950396-09YSLFKHLSKGHL;KSFGL;HK;SHLK
Buu: MV,CJKSDFGKLSJFLKGJWKL346KJ54K6546J
Buu: I HATE THIS SERVER
Buu: WHY DO PEOPL EKEEP SWOOPING ME WHEN I AM FIGHTING
Buu: I AM SO PISSED OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Buu: I AM GOING TO HACK U ALL SO MUCH
Buu: SERIOUSLY I CAN DO IT, MY BROTHER WORKS FOR MICROSOFT
Goten: he's not moving!
Goten: is he fragged?
Trunks: he can't be!!!!! he is a prince!
Trunks: and princes don't get killed by n00bs!
Majin Vegeta: son! i am proud of u!
Majin Vegeta: u have grown up to be a great player
Majin Vegeta: not a beam spammer or a HoW!
Majin Vegeta: i have never held you before in my life!
Trunks: okay
Trunks: whatever
Majin Vegeta: big hug son! big hug!
Trunks: stop it dad! ur making me look stupid in front of goten
Goten: hahahaha! your dad is a sissy
Babidi: WHERE IS BUU? IS HE OKAY?
Piccolo: babidi! don't u see all the terrible things u've done?
Babidi: U CAN'T STOP ME, UR JUST ANOTHER LAMER!
Piccolo: u forget babidi! i can put turbo on! u can't!
** Piccolo killed Babidi with melee
Babidi: NOOOOO! WHAT HAVE U DONE TO ME!
Piccolo: ha! my first frag in the buu saga!
Piccolo: and it's going to be my last one, too
Piccolo: i hate this saga
Trunks: let's fight buu together dad! we can do it!
** Majin Vegeta killed Trunks with melee
Goten: TEAM-KILLER!!!!
** Majin Vegeta killed Goten with melee
Majin Vegeta: piccolo, take them somewhere safe!
Piccolo: okay. i'll take them to the next map
Majin Vegeta: tell me, when i get fragged
Majin Vegeta: will i go to the same map rotation as kakarot?
Piccolo: vegeta, goku is in a very special clan for good people
Piccolo: they get kewl maps
Piccolo: u have always been mean and abused exploits
Piccolo: u will probably be deleted and formatted
Majin Vegeta: kthx
Majin Vegeta: now hurry!
** Piccolo left the game
** Goten left the game
** Trunks left the game
** Krillin left the game
Buu: OMG I AM BACK AND I AM SO ANGRY
Buu: UR GOING TO DIE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
Majin Vegeta: u r right!
Majin Vegeta: but so r u!
Buu: kewl sparkle effects
Buu: is somebody charging up a spirit bomb!???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Majin Vegeta: no, it's what happens when i'm about to blow myself up
Buu: k
Buu: wait a sec
Buu: WTF
** Majin Vegeta killed Buu with explosion
** Majin Vegeta killed self with worldspawn
** Piccolo joined the game
Piccolo: i cant believe vegeta used the kill command in console
Piccolo: but at least majin buu is disconnected forever
** Buu joined the game
Buu: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Buu: ne1 want to talk about stuff E-MAIL ME PLZ
Piccolo: WTF
Piccolo: he is back!
** Piccolo left the game
Buu: where is everybody?
Buu: hmm
Babidi: BUU
Babidi: HELP ME
Babidi: I'M LOW ON HEALTH
Babidi: MY PL IS DROPPING
Buu: hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! somebody pwned u
Babidi: HEAL ME OR I'LL PUT YOU BACK IN THE COCOON!
Buu: OMG NO111111111111 i only just got online this isn't fair!
Buu: i will heal you ok!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111
Babidi: GOOD!
Babidi: NOW LET'S GO FIND THOSE IDIOTS WHO DID THIS TO ME!
[Back at esf_kami]
Goten: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Trunks: waAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Chi-Chi: waaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa
Bulma: waaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaa
Piccolo: ffs stop spamming!!
Piccolo: look, majin buu is still alive
Piccolo: without gohan, vegeta or goku there is nothing we can do
Piccolo: we are screwed
Krillin: OMG if only goku was here
** Goku joined the game
Krillin: WTF
Krillin: hey
Krillin: kewl
Krillin: if only a million dollars was here!
** a million dollars joined the game
Krillin: if only a shiny new car was here!
** a shiny new car joined the game
Krillin: if only a copy of half-life 2 was here!
Goku: don't push ur luck krillin
Piccolo: GOKU! you weren't disconnected!
Goku: i'm okay! but i can't sense gohan or vegeta anymore!
Piccolo: they're gone, goku
Goku: oh
Goku: that sure does suck
Goku: did they leave their ICQ numbers?
Piccolo: they're gone forever
Piccolo: and buu is still alive
Babidi: HI THERE!
Goku: omg!!!
Goku: babidi is talking to us from another server
Babidi: CHECK IT OUT GUYS!
Babidi: I RECORDED THIS DEMO OF BUU AND ME
** loading demo
Babidi: HI THERE! I'M BABIDI!
Babidi: THIS IS MY CLAN MEMBER MAJIN BUU!
Babidi: WE'RE LOOKING FOR THESE N00BS - HAVE U SEEN THEM?
Piccolo: omg that's me
Goten: and me
Trunks: and me!
Goku: NOT FAIR
Goku: why did he leave me out =(
Babidi: IF U HAVE SEEN THEM, TELL ME!
Babidi: ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SEND ME A PM
Babidi: AND IF U DON'T.... GO BUU! EAT!
Buu: what should i turn them into!?!?!!?!!?!!!
Babidi: DOUGHNUTS FOR EXTRA 100K PL, DUH
** Buu killed city with candy
Piccolo: WTF
Piccolo: he ate them!
Babidi: WE'RE GOING TO KEEP DESTROYING CITIES UNTIL U TELL
Babidi: US WHERE THEY ARE!!!!!
Piccolo: omg
Piccolo: this is all my fault
Piccolo: i have to go fight him!
Piccolo: even though i can't win!
Goku: don't do it piccolo, his pl is too high
Goku: his punch would instagib
Piccolo: we can't let him eat people
Goku: #$()!#!@#!!!!!!
Goku: if only gohan or vegeta was alive, i could use the FUSION!
Piccolo: fusion!?!?!
Krillin: there is no fusion in esf, read the stickies
Goku: no! i have a special admin-mod that lets me use fusion
Goku: it's like evm, only it doesn't steal models and use lame soundclips!
** Mr. Popo joined the game
Mr. Popo: MR POPO IS IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Popo: wassup!?
Mr. Popo: guess what! i heard you talking about fusions!
Mr. Popo: goten and trunks are the same size, what about them?
Goku: OMG Mr. Popo is right!!
Goku: but it takes ten minutes to learn the fusion technique
Piccolo: TEN MINUTES?!!?
Piccolo: buu can cross the map in about five seconds!
Piccolo: we don't have enough time!
Goku: they're going to have to learn quickly then
Goku: i'm only here for a day, so piccolo, you're going to have to learn too!
Piccolo: k
Goku: we need to start training right away!
Mr. Popo: hey
Goten: if it means i can get buu for eating my brother than i will do it!
Trunks: yeah!
Mr. Popo: hey!
Goku: what is it, mr. popo?
Mr. Popo: i demand equal rights for minor plot characters
Mr. Popo: you've all been oppressing me for way too long
Mr. Popo: i demand THE LEGEND OF MR. POPO secret game-mode!
Goku: well, okay
[Now loading THE LEGEND OF MR. POPO]
Nappa: hahahahahahaha I AM NAPPA
Mr. Popo: take my POPO PUNCH!
** Mr. Popo killed Nappa with melee
Vegeta: omg u did kill nappa i am scared!
Mr. Popo: POPO POWER!
** Mr. Popo killed Vegeta with melee
Mr. Popo: now i am on namek!
Mr. Popo: i trained in the gravity chamber for many days!
Krillin: plz do not kill me mr. recoome!
Recoome: i will kill you!
Krillin: omg u did hit me and i am down!
Vegeta: i cannot beat him!
Goku: neither can i! i am too weak and helpless!
Mr. Popo: NEVER FEAR
Mr. Popo: MR POPO IS HERE
** Mr. Popo killed Recoom with melee
Goku: u r my hero mr. popo!
Vegeta: could he really be the legendary super popo?
Frieza: RARGH! I AM FRIEZA RARGH RARGH
Vegeta: omg frieza!!
Goku: frieza did kill vegeta with fingerbeam! i am trembling!
Mr. Popo: you are no match for mr. popo!
Frieza: RARGH you are too strong for me mr. popo!
Frieza: but i will blow up Krillin!
Krillin: ouch! i am dead!
Mr. Popo: KRILLIN NOO
Mr. Popo: I AM ANGRY
Mr. Popo: I WILL GO SUPER POPO!!!
Frieza: the legendary super popo!
Goku: he is much stronger than me!
** Mr. Popo killed Frieza with popobeam
Mr. Popo: the world is safe! thanks to mr. popo!
Cell: no!!1 i am cell and i will get u!
Cell: i became perfect!
Mr. Popo: i don't think so! i reached in to my inner potential!
Mr. Popo: i used my rage to unlock my inner SUPER POPO 2!
Cell: super popo 2 is strong beyond all powers i have ever seen
** Mr. Popo killed Cell with popohamehameha
Goku: u r the greatest mr. popo!
Vegeta: three cheers for mr. popo!
Bulma: make love to me, mr. popo!
[The LEGEND OF MR POPO ends]
Mr. Popo: my life is now complete
Goku: let's get training!
Goten: okay!
Piccolo: WTF
Piccolo: fusion is a *** dance
Goku: it's a really cool dance!
Piccolo: no way am i doing a lame dance!
Goku: think of it as a broken animation
Krillin: hahahahahahahaha roflmao piccolo has to dance
Piccolo: if friendly fire was on, i would frag you
Babidi: HI THERE!
Babidi: GUESS WHAT I GOT A PM
Babidi: THEY TOLD ME WHERE TRUNKS' HOME MAP IS!!
Bulma: oh no!!
Trunks: that's where we live!
Bulma: my parents are there!
Babidi: I'M GOING TO BLOW IT UP SOON! WHAT DO U THINK OF THAT?!
Babidi: NOT SO FUNNY NOW IS IT!?!
Babidi: COME ON TRUNKS!! COME AND STOP BUU FROM EATING UR FRIENDS!
Bulma: goku! the dragon radar is there!
Bulma: if buu destroys the city, we can't find the dragonballs!
Goku: okay trunks, u go get the dragon radar!
Trunks: k!
Goku: good luck!
** Trunks left the game
Goku: i have to go keep buu distracted
Krillin: what can u do goku!? his pl is so big, it's really big!
Goku: i have to keep him busy so that trunks can get the radar!
Goku: bye!
** Goku left the game
** Map changed to esf_city
Babidi: OKAY BUU! LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE NOT SHOWING UP!
Buu: lollolololololo i get to eat more thinz roxing sweet
** Goku joined the game
Goku: hiya!
Babidi: IT'S U
Babidi: I THOUGHT VEGETA TOOK CARE OF U!
Goku: compared to me, vegeta is the biggest n00b
Goku: i'm going to teach u about super saiyans!
Buu: i quit skool becorz i already know evetything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111
Buu: don't u try to teech me anythin!!!!!!!!1111
Goku: this is what we call a super saiyan 1!
Goku: you press the 'Z' button to asced!
Babidi: KOOL
Goku: now this a super saiyan 2!!!!!!1
Babidi: IMPOSSIBLE
Goku: while in the afterlife, i downloaded a copy of esf v2.5!
Goku: and i learned this new trick!
Goku: a super saiyan 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111
Piccolo: OMG
Krillin: WTF
Goku: what do u think of my new model? crits?
Babidi: I DON'T LIKE THE HAIR
Piccolo: you need more creasing on the trousers
Trunks: omg!!! i can sense a huge power! is it goten's dad?
Goku: what's taking trunks so long!?!?!? hurry up trunks!
Babidi: WHO R U TALKING TO?
Goku: nobody! come and fight me, buu!
Buu: you remind me of somebody I once knew who was STUPID!
Buu: just like you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111
Babidi: SQUASH HIM BUU!
Goku: you won't find it so easy!
Piccolo: this is the best fight i have ever seen
Krillin: that style! those teleportings!
Piccolo: they are truly esf masters
Goku: i've fought many players, and i have to say, you r the best!
Buu: thx!!!11
Goku: it's a shame i can't stay to fight you though
Buu: wtf?!?! u won't finish our fite?!?!
Goku: nope, i've got to disconnect
Goku: but i can promise you that in a few days, some new players will arrive
Goku: but u have to wait for them!
Buu: r they l33t?
Goku: even l33ter than me!!
Buu: kewl!!!
Babidi: KILL HIM BUU!
Goku: cya!
** Goku left the game
Babidi: WTF
Babidi: HOW DID HE DO THAT
Babidi: U RETARD BUU U LET HIM GET AWAY!
Babidi: U SUCK THE #($% OF A#$% IN THNE@#$#$%
Buu: .....
Buu: i have a good idea!!!!!!!!!!1111111
Babidi: WTF, U HAVE AN IDEA? THAT'S A FUNNY ONE
Buu: yeah
Buu: buu no listen to u no more!!!!1
Buu: you won't shut up! just like my mum and dad when i say
Buu: "i don't have to brush my teethI don't have to sleep yet!"
Buu: they're always "omg u have to go to sleep it is late"
Buu: well I don't want it anymore! BUU KILL YOU!
Babidi: WAIT!!
Babidi: DON'T!
Babidi: look, i'll even stop talking in capital letters!!!!!
** Buu killed Babidi with melee
Buu: I AM FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111
Buu: now i can do whatever i want!!!11
Buu: and i'm going to have some fun!
** Map changed to esf_city
Buu: TIME TO BLOW UP CITIES!!!111
Buu: wtf
Buu: no destructible terrain in ESF!
Buu: OKAY, I WILL WRITE MY NAME IN SCORCH-MARKS
Buu: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHGAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAHA
