Teh mean pwnage...your nuts are mine!!!

[Brim]

So I have been waiting in the shadows for a while, watching...learning...and the time has come for me to issue my challenge.

I, teh pwner of teh nuts, challenge you Magus|...teh mean pwnage

/me picks up leather glove and slaps teh Magus| in the face, then slaps his balls

I challenge you to a duel for the outcast champoinship

 

[Ryuma]

You sure like the **** don't you? =\

 

[Hibiki]

and i wonder if you like warnings?

cause u just got one

 

[Eon]

Bring it on buddy.
This'll be fun :devgrin: just let me get my cupp..

 

[Prozac]

I shall judge this match...

Location: Insides Lid's head ( never know what happens in there )


Good luck

 

[Brim]

Shiggit shiggity shank, Magus|, I wonder, you and all your fame from teh fanfics...is it real...are you the hardass you seem to think you are...I know differently

You are just a scared little boy trapped in a Supermod's body, you wet your pants every time you watch the telletubbies because they have scary voices.

I will ram my foot so far into your nuts that I will make you into teh girly pwnage...you will not survive my onslaught of nut destruction...YOU WILL PAY FOR THE SINS YOU HAVE COMMITED AGAINST ME AND MY FAMILY!!!

You are nothing...a piece of corn in the log of **** known as society...A PIECE OF CORN FOR ME TO EAT, THEN **** OUT AGAIN

I will make you regret for the rest of your short lived life that you took this challenge...YOU ARE MINE





PS Your mom is fat

 

[Eon]

Wellllll.... Brim's mom's a ***** she's a mean old ***** she's teh biggest ***** in the whole whide world, she's a mean old ***** if there ever was a ***** she's a ***** to all the boys and girls.

Trust me, you won't be able to touch this, as we drop down into the depths of this unexplored area, you will regret challenging me.


PS: Donkey Genitalia is on your face when you sleep.

 

[Brim]

Sorry about the tardiness of my post

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As Brim begins his descent into the bowels of Lid's head he is focused. He knows that to defeat Magus| he must not make any mistakes...especially in such a volitile environment.


When he reaches the bottom level of Lid's twisted mind, Brim sees Magus| across the way. Their eyes meet for a moment, and both prepare themselves for battle.

As if some invisible clock tower struck noon, Brim and Magus begin to charge each other at the same time. Knowing a head on attack would be foolish, Brim cuts left before he meets Magus| and pushing off of his left foot, drives an elbow straight for Magus|'s temple. Seeing the elbow, Magus| brings his right arm up and grabs Brim's elbow, brings Brim's arm over his left shoulder, and performs a shoulder toss, catapulting Brim across Lid's head. Recovering in mid-air, Brim somersaults and twists his body halfway around, coming to a skidding halt on all fours.

Magus| immediately begins to charge Brim and does a twisting tornado kick, planting his foot square in Brim's face, just as Brim had begun to get up. Flipping backward, Brim puts his hand down and lands his feet on the nearby wall. Pushing off and doing a forward head roll, Brim brings himself directly at Magus|'s feet, he brings his left leg out from underneath himself, and sweeps Magus|'s legs out from underneath him. As he spins from the force of his leg sweep, Brim pushes himself off the ground into a 360 degree turn, landing his elbow directly into Magus|'s chest. Magus| is sent to the ground with such a force, ribs can be heard cracking. After landing next to Magus|, Brim rolls away and gets up to see what Magus| will do next.

Magus| takes a little longer than normal to get up, but composes himself to strike. Reaching to his right, Magus| picks up an Ice Cream Bazooka and begins blasting away at Brim. Running from side to side, Brim deftly doges each Ice Cream blast. Gradually making his way toward Magus|, Brim grabs a piece of paper lying on the ground and throws it so it lands on Magus|'s face. Pulling the parchment off of his face, Magus| looks to see what it is, and immediately screams in horror, dropping to his knees as he throws the paper to the ground.

"AAAAAHHHHHHHH" screams Magus|, "NOT Yep.doc!!!!!!!!!"

Brim smiles knowing that Magus| has been stunned, and takes his opportunity to strike. As Magus| struggles to get on his feet, Brim comes in close, bringing a hard right into Magus|'s gut, with Magus| doubled over from the blow, Brim grabs Magus|'s head, and brings his knee straight up to his face, smashing his nose into a bloody pulp. Thinking he has a large advantage, Brim then backs up a few steps, and prepares to give Magus| a spinning jump kick to the side of the head. As he starts his kick, Magus| snaps out of his dizzied sway, seemingly out of nowhere, grabs Brim's right leg, which is coming toward his face, and throws Brim| down straight on his back. Backing up a few steps, Magus| then runs and does a backflip, landing his elbow in Brim's face, and his knee straight in the middle of Brim's crotch. After rolling off of Brim, Magus| gets up, looking at Brim holding his crotch with both hands, as blood pours from his bleeding face.

"How do you like a taste of your own medicine?" taunted Magus|.

Recovering from his nut shot, Brim stands up facing Magus| and says, "Not as much as you are going to when I rip your testicles from your scrotum and serve them to you sunny side up, with hash browns, buttered toast, and a tall glass of orange juice."

Pissed off at the last remark, Magus| starts another charge, and Brim brings himself together to counter...

 

[Ryuma]

and i wonder if you like warnings?

cause u just got one

LOVE EM!

May I have another? =)

Yes, one more and you are banned for two weeks. :\ -Magus

Kekeke.. I wanted one from Hibiki though. =(

 

[Eon]

As Magus drops in the labyrinth of insanity inside of Lid's head, he sees Brim sitting down in the corner. Magus smiles, showing off his fangs as Brim stands up and cracks his neck. Without a word being exchanged, Brim runs towards Magus but is stopped as a gorilla appears from nowhere. Brim slams into teh gorilla and falls backwards, as Brim slowly gets up, the gorilla disappears, leaving a very confused Brim.

Magus walks up to Brim and picks him up by the scruff of the neck and hoists him up. Keepig his eye on Brim's feet, to make sure he doesn't receive a world of pain on his testicles, Magus, spins around and tosses Brim up. As Brim falls, Magus crouches slightly, and kicks out to the side, meeting Brim as he falls and sending him flying into a pool of infant blood Jell-O.

Brim splashes out of the stuff, and comes out coughing and gasping for breath.
Magus charges at Brim, and dives at his upper boddy, tacking him and sending him back into the pit of blood. Brim struggles all he can, but Magus overpowers him and forces his head into the pool of Jell-O. The heat exherting from Brim slightly melts the Jello, making it harder to breathe in. Magus receives graet pain as he receives a horrendous kick to the groin and falls backwards, holding the spot between his legs...feeling stupid for not watching that part of Brim's body.

Magus felt a grasp at his ankles as Brim drags him towards the pit. All of a sudden, the ground beneath them disappears as they fall..many, many feet below. They land into cold slightly mushy, slightly frozen goo, with some solids in it. Magus stands up, and realizes he is in a gigantic ice cream cone. He assumes the solids are chocolate chips as he picks one up to throw at Brim, but then sees he has grabbed a human head! Magus skims the area and sees human heads scattered about, only to be surpirised by Brim bursting from the ice cream, grabbing Magus by the throat and pinning him down.

Brim yells at Magus while he strangles him, saying "Don't htink that stunt in the Jell-O was enough to wreck me ," Magus makes feeble attempts for air, and tries to move his arms, but they are pinned down by Brim's knees. Magus exherts as much energy as he can into his legs as he pushes them up, his knees meeting Brim's back. Brim slightly loosens his grip as Magus thrusts his chest forward, tossing Brim upwards, having the grip loosened altogehter. Magus stands up just as Brim does. Magus decides to pull a trick move on Brim, he charges forwards and slides beneath Brim's legs, quickly turns around while he is sliding and stands up. Not even waiting for Brim to react, Magus jumps over Brim, somersaulting forward, grabbing Brim's neck on the way down. Magus flips Brim forwards, and as soon as he feels impact on the ground, he lunges at Brim and bites into his neck..taking in fresh blood. Magus knows he has made a kill, but the Ice cream cone disappears and they fall once again. Magus is disappointed from losing a kill..but awaits the other surpirises he is about to find in Lid's mind..

 

[Prozac]

Well this round goes to magus
no doubt.

Magus actually used the surrounding in his story in a fun twisted way.
Magus also used one of Brim's Trademark moves... the kick to the groin.
Brim in the next round try to work on these points.
Try to make it more personal
Make it look like you to are fighting and not 2 fighters who just happen to have your names

Round 1: Magus!

 

[Brim]

As Magus and Brim fall for what seems like an eternity, Brim tries to collect himself from the beating he just recieved.

Soon enough, both fighters land on something very wet, sticky, and kind of bouncy. As they bounce off of the "ground" Brim looks down to notice that it is no ground at all, it is actually a giant half-eaten pancreas. Feeling ill, Brim gets up and looks around for Magus. As he turns around, Brim barely notices Magus leaping at him, with fangs outstretched. Trying to do anything to avoid Magus's attack, at the last moment, Brim leaps up, somersaults forward, grabbing Magus's cloak in the process, and pulls with all his might against the force of Magus's leap. By doing this, not only does Brim avoid Magus's attack, but he effectively strangles Magus, and throws him across the pancreas, where Magus comes to a skidding halt.

Brim begins to charge Magus while he has an advantage. As he runs by Magus, Brim grabs him by the cloak and drags him along the pancreas until he reaches then end of the pancreas that is half-eaten. When they reach the end of the pancreas, Brim picks up Magus and begins to spin him around like a sit-n-spin. While spinning, Magus manages to grab Brim's ankle and trip him. As both of the fighters land on the ground, Magus gets up and grabs Brim by the shirt, pushing his head towards the digestive enzymes oozing from the bite mark in the pancreas.

Trying to keep his head from being digested, Brim kicks furiously at Magus's scrotum, only to be continually blocked by Magus's knee. In a last ditch effort, Brim thrusts his hand out towards Magus's chest and grabs.

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH" screams Magus "NOT THE PURPLE NURPLE!!!"

Pinching and twisting, Brim slowly backs Magus away from him through teh uber pain of a tittie twister. Fighting to think through the pain, Magus struggles to find a way to release the deadly hold. Making Magus walk backward, Brim slowly but surely brings the great supermod to submission, when out of nowhere they are both hit by an ice cream truck. Being knocked away, Brim's nipple hold is broken, and he and Magus are thrown to the wayside of the truck. When Brim looks up he sees SM and Lid driving away screaming.

"**** YOU, YOU ****SUCKING *******S!!!!" screamed SM

"AND GET THE **** OUT OF MY HEAD!!!" added Lid

After picking himself up, Brim looks around to see how badly Magus is hurt, but he finds nothing. He cannot see teh mean pwnage anywhere, and gets nervous. Darting his eyes from side to side, looking for any sign of movement, Brim doesn't notice a small bat flying just over his head. Still unaware of the presence above him Brim is taken off guard by a big kick to the face from above.

"Forgot about my polymorphing, now did you?"

"You blood sucking *******, I will eat you!"

As Brim slowly stood to his feet, he is greeted by a right cross from Magus, followed by a kidney punch, left to the ribs, and a charlie horse. Dropping to one knee, Brim sees Maugs letting his guard down for a moment. Siezing his opportunity to strike, Brim pushes off of his good leg and does a backflip, bringing his foot directly into contact with Magus's satchel. Landing on his stomach, Brim can see Magus crouching in pain. Taking quick action, Brim gets up and gets behind Magus, and grabbing him from behind, Brim sinks his teeth into Magus's shoulder.

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH, YOU ****ER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" screams Magus

"Why, just because I don't have fangs like you doesn't mean I won't hold my promise of eating you" retorted Brim

With a rough jerk, Brim rips a hunk of flesh off of Magus's shoulder and backing away, he chews it up and swallows it.

"You are one sick ****, you know" says Magus as he tries to stop the bleeding from his shoulder.

"Yeah well, your mom is so fat, when she wears a Malcolm X t-shirt, helicopters land on her"

"That was totally lame"

"Yeah...well..."

At a loss for words, Brim leaps at Magus and sticks him with a right to the face. Coming up beside him, Brim kick Magus in the back of the knee, dropping him down, and the spins around, delivering a kick to the chest that sends Magus flying backward into a pile of URLs. Upon reaching the pile, Magus begins to blur, and his image begins to dissipate.

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH" yells Magus "****ING URLS!!"

Slowly crawling out from underneath the pile, Magus takes a moment to compose himself, and looks at Brim. Battered and half-eaten, the two fighters make their stance for one last charge...

 

[Prozac]

Magus you have less then one hour left to react
other wise round 2 goes to Brim...

( Hope this gets your attention )

 

[Eon]

Brim and Magus fall into a small pond of surprisingly clean water. Magus shoots to the surface, and crawls on dry land. Looking around, Magus sees Brim across the pond, swimming to dry land. Suddenly, the pond stretches and becomes bigger just as Brim reaches land. Brim runs away from the extending pond and does a sharp turn as the pond stops extending. Magus scans the water, to see a big shadow looming underwater...

Brim, without even stopping, runs after Magus and clasps his hands. With his hands clasped, Brim clubs Magus in the face. Magus is thrown to the ground from the immense force of Brim's hit. Magus rolls to the side and jumps backwards, trying to avoid the pond. Suddenly, a barbed wire fence appears around the pond, withice cream cones holding chipmunk heads inside of them on top of the posts.

Magus seems truly weirded out by this occurence as he sees Brim charging at him for yet another attack. Trying to act as if he was not expecting or anticipating Brim's attack, Magus keeps a fixed stare straight ahead. As Brim closes in, Magus quickly ducks down and grits his teeth. Looking up at Brim, Magus quickly jumps upwards, grabbing Brim by the neck. Lifting Brim almost a foot off the ground by his neck, Magus leans forward and slams Brim down, the back of his head meeting the ground first.

Brim subconsciously brings his left hand up and barely slaps Magus on the back, as if he was trying to attack while fighting for his consciousness. Grabbing Brim by his neck once again, Magus lifts Brim up to his feet and unleashes a one-two punch to Brim's face. While Brim stumbles backwards, Magus runs towards him, slides, and jumps with an uppercut to Brim. Brim flies more than three feet off the ground as Magus positions himself to the side of the spot where he predicts Brim will land.

As Brim nears the ground, Magus jumps up and kicks Brim with both feet, sending him flying into the barbed wired fence. The fence recoils, yet it does not break as a cone dumps over and empties its contents onto Brim. Brim's eyes are halfway rolled back into his head as he fights to stay awake. Magus charages over and rips a piece of the barbed wired off of the fence and walks over to Brim. Coming up beside him, Magus shoves Brim forwards as he then steps behind him and wraps the wire around Brim's neck. Magus pulls the wire tight as he hears Brim fighting for air. Magus tightens the wire more, cutting off more air, digging the barbs deeper within Brim's neck. Magus twists teh wire as he tightens it moer and more, blood from Brim's neck seeps over the wire as Magus smiles.

 

[Prozac]

First of all BRIM
That tittie twister move...
god did that make me laugh... nice touch

as for magus I think it's the time but that last story was bad.
for your standards that is...
I know you can do alot better then that
Hope that it shows in round 3

Round 2: Brim.

 

[Eon]

Magus charges towards Brim with one hand on his bleeding shoulder, the thing just won't stop bleeding. As Magus draws closer to his opponent, he flings his bloody hand at Brim's face, spraying blood into his eyes. Brim tries to slow down but has built up too much momentum to stop to avoid Magus's next move. Magus tackles Brim into one of Lid's URL's. Immediately, Brim and Magus vanish from their current location. Magus finds himself laying on his back the moment he is aware that the location of the fight was changed. Sitting up, Magus looks around, seeing pornographic advertisements, knives rammed into the eye sockets of animals that could be considered 'cute' witht he absence of the knives..

Magus feels cold and wet, as he looks around to see snow all over the ground of this place... Then, without a sound, Magus is lifted up from the ground by Brim, and slammed onto the ground, face first. Magus spits up blood, turning a small area of teh snow red, melting a small portion of it..

Magus rolls to the side and springs to his feet as he charges towards Brim and rams him in the stomach. Brim let's out a large 'oof!' as he falls to the ground, landing on his back while holding his stomach and gasping for air. Magus runs towards Brim and lands a kick square between his legs.

"Ha! I've used your own move against you!" Magus said menacingly.

Brim opens his mouth at an attempt to reply, but says nothing since he is unable to breathe and is under extreme pain from the kick to the testicles.
Magus picks up Brim and punches him once in each kidney, then once to the bladder. Brim doesn't even recoil as Magus spin kicks Brim in the side of the neck. While Brim falls to the side, Magus runs towards him and grabs him. Holding Brim, Magus runs towards a pornographic GIF advertisement and throws Brim into it. Brim land sin the cleavage of the advertisement, and coughs, then yells.

"Haha, this is sooo cool man!"

Magus then replied to Brim.

"Yea, but that's the hermaphrodite overweight advertisement."

With a disgusted look on his face Brim vomits and quickly jumps out of the ad, spewing all over the snow, staining it multiple colors. Magus runs to another advertisement and grabs..a pornographic novelty 'toy' and runs towards Brim. Brim stands up to try and block but Magus runs up Brim's chest, delivering a kick to his face. Magus falls to the ground and rams the toy through Brim's chest, pinning him to the hermaphrodite advertisement.

"Now only time will tell... I either can kill you now or leave you with this friend of yours that I have pinned you to..decisions decisions.." Magus says as he stares at Brim.

Brim simply stares pleafully at Magus.

"Please...this is disgusting, I'm standing in my own pile of vomit with sore nuts and pinned to the groin area of a herm...kill me..." Brim said quietly.

"Hm, I'm not sure...I'll pin you to the thing even stronger..then decide."
Magus said.

Magus returns with more "toys" and rams them through Brim into the advertisement, and simply cackles, and slowly walks away.

 

[Brim]

Both fighters stared each other down as they prepared for their last pushes for victory. Magus stood, facing Brim, holding his bleeding shoulder, rubbing his sore balls, bareing his fangs and heaving, trying to take in the most air per breath. Brim, also tattered and torn, with bloody holes in his neck, and a sore kidney, also finds himself short of breath and nearing weakness.

"So it comes down to this, eh mean pwnage?"

"Yeah, I've been easy on you so far, but now I'm not holding back" retorted Magus "its on..."

"Well then, I guess you had better buckle your seatbelt and put on your titanium cup, cuz baby, you aint seen nothin yet!"

Bringing himself upright, Brim tries his best attempt at a fighting position. Following suit, Magus also brings himself to stance, and begins his charge. Feeling it best to play defense, Brim holds his ground and tries to anticipate Magus' next move. Charging at full throttle, Magus dives at Brim, reaching his hands out, and lunging for his neck. Sensing a head-on attack, Brim drops to his ass, and kicks his right leg out, directly into the gut of Magus. Standing up, Brim puts his shoulder into Magus' midsection and starts running with him. As he is running, he sees in his view the evol ice cream guild. Still running with a stunned Magus on his shoulder, Brim runs straight through the side wall of the guild.

Hearing bones crack, Brim knows he has dealt a huge blow to Magus, but in the process, took a substantial blow himself. Looking up from the debris, Brim notices that they are in the cafeteria of the Ice Cream Guild, and it's lunch time. Feeling all of the stares on him, Brim picks himself up to say something. But before he can, Brim feels himself grabbed from behind.

"Thought you had me didn't you?" "Well think again ****master, cuz you are mine!"

Sinking his teeth into the soft flesh of Brim's neck, Magus begins to drain whatever life is left within him. Feeling his energy being drained, Brim struggles to maintain conciousness. Knowing his time is short, Brim acts quickly by grabbing the lunch tray nearest him. Taking the ice cream cone off of it, Brim quickly pulls Magus' pants down and sticks the ice cream cone on Magus' balls.

"What the...ooh...that feels kinda...cool..."

Being distracted by the ice cream, Magus lets down his attack, allowing Brim to pull himself away from the death bite. Taking advantage of the distracted Magus, Brim approaches with a certain look on his face.

"Does that feel good?"

"Like you wouldn't believe...kinda like a mouthfull of ice cubes sucking on my sack."

"Well tell me if this makes it feel any better"

Clearing his mind from the haze, Magus comes to his senses only enough to realize what is about to happen. With a look of horror and pain combined, Magus' face twists into expressions not thought possible by a normal human being. Looking down Magus see's Brim's foot come back to the ground. Feeling around Magus is disgusted to only find bits and pieces of an ice cream cone, and a hole where his satchel should be.

"You've made me a woman!" cried Magus "How is it possible for someone to be able to kick balls so hard?"

"Oh its possible" replied Brim "And what's worse is where you are."

Looking around, Magus sees hundreds of Evil Ice Cream Soldiers. Lonely Ice Cream Soldiers. Depraved Ice Cream Soldiers.

Magus hears an anonymus voice from the crowd "You sure do have purty lips"

"No, you don't want to..." Screams Magus "I'm not really a woman, it just looks that way...really...honestly...you don't..."

"I don't think they care" Interjected Brim "It's been a long war, and everyone needs lovin"

Brim walks away and out of the Ice Cream guild, happy he has not lost, but disturbed by the screams of pain and hooting and hollering he hears from inside the walls. "Squeal like a pig!!!"

"Too bad...he would have made a great fan fic writer..."

 

[Prozac]

wow brims ending is just disturbing...
then again you can't blaim those soldiers for wanting to make sweet love to magus ( seen his pic, she is hot )

anyways back to judging
Both stories are very good
but brims end is just killer!!

So Brim congratulations
magus.... to bad your mind isn't sick enof to be a outcasts champion!!

Winner: Brim
Brim is the new outcasts champion

 

[Eon]

Good game man, I would've done better knowing Prozac wanted us to be demented

 

[Prozac]

yeah you should write at the mental age of the judge...
or mental state

so
go figure