Okay, so I watched an hour of the Superbowl last night, because I thought I'd give this whole 'American Football' thing a chance, and boy, did I ever waste an hour of my life.
That has to be the crappest sport around. I mean, you throw a ball out of this huge scrum-like thing, then some other guy throws it, then another dude trys to catch it. Then, they stop for a minute to talk about how they're going to do it the next time round.
And during that hour, only like, 3 times did the ball touch a foot. That isn't exactly a sport you can call 'football'. Then you go and call 'football' 'soccer'. Phht, wierdass americans.
P.S. I hope I didn't offend anyone