Stupidest Lines.

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This may seem like spam, but i want to see some of the stupidest lines.
To me, i have three that i just heard.

everynow and then a fart is heard, followed by a steaming turd.
here i sit broken hearted- tried to sh** and only farted.

lmao.
 
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From a former friend...

"That was funny with a capital 'J'!"
 
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Oh jeez, I've got plenty, and just from one person. But I'll only put a few classics.

"Yeh, like mutants with ears growing out of their heads." - Dayne.

"My mind remembers so much more than yours, mine's like glue but yours is more like...umm, that stuff they put in saucepans...telfon?" - Boris.

"Yeh my mum saw the moon once when she was 4." - Burg.

(In a math class) "But what if you turn the circle upside-down?" - Dayne, again.

(After having someone threaten to throw something at him) "No don't, I've got a white tit!" - Burg, again (He meant shirt).

That shall do for now, as my brain is sore from remembering.
 

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Probably the stupidest is my excessive use of the word "gooch" but spamming GOOOOOLD takes the cake on stupidity. But it doesn't beat ANGRY
 
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"I'm gagging and vomitting at the same time, i'm...gavomitting!"

"This moment's so great I want to have sex with it."

"This moment's so great i'd cheat on that other moment and have a family of little moments."

"Oh my god, I'm so full I don't think I can have one more bite of your pain-filled humiliation , I find i'm just a little stuffed."

"Lobsters have lots of appendages, do you reckon they have a Karma Sutra?"
"Don't be ridiculous, the pages would get wet."
 
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"you're mom" I hate when people say that...it's just stupid.
 
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Charles H. Duell said:
Everything that can be invented has been invented.
Jacques le Blanc said:
I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding.
Tourist at Mesa Verde National Park said:
Did people build this, or did Indians?
And some others I've personally experienced:
Some kid in my astronomy class said:
But what if the Earth wasn't a circle?
One of my friends after spraying perfume all over said:
This smells like funny...
I can't even remember anymore said:
If the Greeks were so smart, why didn't they invent their own language?
Me said:
If you kill me I'll kill you!
Though I guess mine kinda made sense, since one of my teammates did kill me, and I respawned and killed them. It was funnier at 2 in the morning, I think.
 
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"What do we need a roof for?" -My stupid sister- She meant to say, what do we need a new roof for. I found it funny.
 
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I manage to stumble over words mid sentence, and when I do, I usually follow up with a "****, kill that sentence." then start over.
 
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"Im sorry, im not a noob, Are you a noob?" - A noob at a gfx forum.
"rofl bunnehscotch wit kaka****" - another one. -_-
 
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I was attending a class that i wasn't supposed to be in purely for the hell of being in the class with a friend (needless to say i was kicked out shortly after) but here goes.
Ok i was sitting next to some retarded kid or something. He was dead serious when he asked this question:

"When are we going to learn about the Germans bombing Pearl Harbor"

That's when i fell out of my seat laughing, and was noticed that i wasn't supposed to be in the class and was kicked out.

"Who would win in a fight if you fought yourself?" - a friend
 

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"I HAVE A GREAT IDEA FOR A THREAD!"

Thats what first popped into my mind.
 
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"omg its been 5 minutes and we havent even exchanged words"

a friend said that on skype after we spent the first five minutes giggling like a stoned and a drunk retard o_O
 
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yersterday in school a schoolmates knee jumped out of shape (or however you say that)

and another friand replied " Just jump round maby itll jump back in"
 
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"Impossible!" - The DBZ staple catchphrase that means that somebody who couldn't possibly have survived something...has just survived it :p
 
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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD

My best friend is a quote machine, he never stops saying dumb things

"Let's steal a Mexican!"

"You can tar and feather people" (In reference to my window that is directly above our front door)

"She needs to get AIDS"

"You haven't lived until you've tickled a child with Down syndrome" (Its ok, he works with Down syndrome kids)

"That's how monkeys do it" (In reference to rolling a blunt)

There are tons more, I'll post them as I remember
 
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I thought it was funny that they parodied a DBZ fight in DBGT...

Pan: "No way!"
Haze Shenron: "What do you mean? This is how it always happens, I, the star of the show, take a good beating, then I muster uncommon strength, you say 'Impossible!' and then I win."

Also,

Bender: (on stealing) "I don't know if I should be doing this...stealing from the innocent. What?! What're you talking about? He violated my sister! Thus making her an unsuitable bride! You make a good point, lets get to work!"
 
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I remeber once in 8th grade, a friend of mine shouted "Moseus Christ!" when he cut himself.

Hilarity insued for 15 minutes.
 
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Dbz: "I`ve never felt anything like it". Because they said it...hmm too much?

"Elämä on"(life is). So, so, so annoying, when you hear that from DNA adverts(in Finland).
 

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