Stupidest Lines.

[saiyanslayer]

"You know what happens to a toad struck by lightning? Same thing as everything else"

 

[Hobomaster]

some friend of mine says

"YAY free pat on the head"

while some dudes tapping him on the head -_-"

weeeeeeeeeird

 

[Ravendust]

Gir: Show me your model.
Me: I can't, my Milkshape has expired.
Magus: That's why you put them in the fridge. Idiot.

I didn't hear model and I thought you said milkshake! ~magus