Stupidest Lines.

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LOL thisone is from a teacher in our school who was once in England but didnt know **** english

"Excuse me miss, but can i sit on your back sie"

But he wanted to say if he can sit nex to her (it was on a bus)
 
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"Get off my f-ing kool-aid mother ****er!" Deffinately better then "back off" or "step off"

I use that one all of the time.
 
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haha, what a great idea for a thread. Me and some buddies at school started a quote log, because we have so many idiots in our class, we have to write down all the stupid stuff they say so we can make fun of them for it later.

My personal favorite is:

Moron referring to a simple geometry question: "Its one of those questions you can't answer, like 'why is the sky blue?'"

Classic moron.
 
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If you had sex with a clone of yourself, is it considered incest, or masterbation? - Dayne (Yes the same Dayne from Silent Bob's post)
 

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Almighty_gir said:
"omg its been 5 minutes and we havent even exchanged words"

a friend said that on skype after we spent the first five minutes giggling like a stoned and a drunk retard o_O
I wonder who that friend was...


o_o

I'll think of some more, most of these were while me and some friends were stoned, so expect alot.

My friend andy, stoned, and driving.

"Dude look whem I move like this my arms just stay still that's ****ing crazy"
 
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"You know what would be cool... water-proof cell phones, so you could talk underwater."
 
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^lmao lauged at that one

Wow i get allot of these just never seem to remember it...

I have one:

"When is esf 1.? coming out?" :p

Meanwhile I will think some more lol great thread :)
 
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one from me , this little smart ass who hangs around hornsby always says to me "i can hear coregemames calling your name from here , they want there number one buissness man" ack , he's said it so many times it's lost all meanings

a comeback i said to him once "i think timezone want there pool champion , except they say to you that your that talented taht you don't need to aim the cue on the table , instead the tell u to aim the cue up your ass and aim for some other ballls"

LOL
 
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Dunno if anyone will find it funny, but you just gotta know the guy I guess.

When he went on schoolies he got to his hotel room but his mates got left at the airport due to a problem, a few minutes after one of the guys at the airport gets a call from my mate saying "Where the hell are ya? I'm getting too drunk on my own here!"

When the guys at the airport did finally get to the hotel, my mate was on his room's verranah, 5 stories up, screaming out to this chick on the other side of the street. When she didn't answer him he finally yelled out, "Just lower your standards I did!"
 
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".... you listen to black music?" ~Everyone at my school.
 
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"..... you dont listen to black music?" everyone at my old school >_>
 
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"You like what? Metal? HAHAHAHA GOTHIC!!!"

seriously.
 
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"This cake is like sex except i'm having it."

"'Picnic in the rain', eh? Is that a metaphor for buttsex?"
 
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*you are going off-topic*
*how can i go off-topic wenn i'm still in the topic ?*
 
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"smoke me a kipper, i'll be back for breakfast"
 
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*girls : Dragonball Z is that cartoon on Childchannel right ?*
 

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