Personal Project Help - Stereotypical jokes

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Lets begin with saying what's a personal project. At grade ten (in any schools that follow the Middle Year Program [MYP]) each student has to choose to make some project, make it, present it on a special evening to the school and finnaly make a written essay.

My Personal Project is to make a joke book with ONLY stereotypical jokes. My point in this is toshow that everybody's funny, show that stereotypical jokes AREN'T supposed to b racist (though some ****s like to use them that way) and are part of the human way to accept new societies etc'.

Another big point is to show how DIFFERENT COUNTRIES think of eachother so we can have some laugh. Therefore, what could be a better place to start than an INTERNATIONAL comunity, and a good one (for the most part :p ) too. ;)

What I'm asking is if u can, pls take some of ure time and write one (or few) stereotypical jokes, with the place they come from (which means u should try 2 take special ones) and ure name, so I can thank u.

NOTICE: as I said above, I DO NOT think stereotypical jokes are to be racist, and therefore this thread isn't asking u to feel free to exagerate. Therefore, any joke that is exagerated (e.g. nazi, ani-semitic) will be punished apropriately (I do hope ure all mature enough to know the limits). I PMed Cucumba before opening the thread and he aprooved it, but said there will be heavy moderating so don't play da fools.

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1. THNX 4 Cucumba 4 even letting me open the thread
2. Any jokes about jew are NO PROBLEM (as long as not anti-semitic or anything exagerated), I wont report a joke asking: "how many jews are needed to replace a lightbulb" ;).
edit: Though something like:
"Whats the difference between a Jew and pizza? (highlight for answer)
pizza dont scream in the oven", would be off limits...
 
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Let me kick it off with a joke about the Polish and Puerto Ricans.

What do you get when you mix a Polak and a Puerto Rican?

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A messed up kid that spraypaints his name on chainlink fences.

I have both Polish people and Puerto Ricans in my family, so spare me the drama :p

This joke originates from the United States, where Polaks are stereotyped as stupid/foolish and Puerto Ricans are stereotyped as ruffians and/or punks.
 
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rabbi and a priest are walking down a street
the priest sees a little boy
he turns to the rabbi and says "wana screw him?"
the rabbi says "out of what?"

probably came from the US, jews are supposed to be good with money... and we all know the priest thing
 
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Thank u both, keep'm coming! :D

hopefully, at the of the process we'll have a nice collection here, and I'll post the website with ALL the jokes.
 
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Q: A black and a Mexican are riding in a car. Who's driving?

A: A cop.

My bets are an American Made this up. I'm not too fond of this joke because of what it's about. But i think it might help you out.
 
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Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican? Because the teacher told her to do an "ese" (essay)

Edit: This is from around the southern part of the US, above the Mexican border. There's some negative feelings towards Mexicans around here.
 

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Why are black guys so good at basketball?

Because they grew up running, stealing, and shooting.

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It probably came from the United States. It's an old joke though.
 

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Why doesn't Mexico have an olympic team?

Cause everyone that can run, jump, or swim already made it into the US!
 
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What do you do if a Polak throws a hand grenade at you?
Take the pin out and throw it back.

How do you ruin a Polish party?
Flush the punch bowl.

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As Cucumba said before, Polish people are sterotyped as being stupid in the US. I'm not Polish, but where I live, many people and many of my friends are. I just think they're funny jokes. ;P
 
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Fire Phoenix said:
Q: A black and a Mexican are riding in a car. Who's driving?

A: A cop.

My bets are an American Made this up. I'm not too fond of this joke because of what it's about. But i think it might help you out.
hahaha roflmao...

spare me the drama as well. i am black/rican so i found this quite funny rather than insult. lol i gotta use this one when i go back to school.

Anyways. I'll do a joke later. i gotta get my comedian mind together.
 
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Joke Removed - OptiPrime|

The jokes are supposed to be stereotypical. Not about a horrendous event such as the holocaust. All that joke did was take a poke at a great tragedy.
 
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i dont know any u.s jocks but i know a dutch one, i hope it's ok.
q: what is ultimate stuppid?

a: an blonde belgium man.
if you understand dutch(becours it's more funny in dutch):
q: wat is het ultieme domheid?

a: een blonde belg.
xD
uhmm....let's put a nother one down(let's see if you get this one =p):
how large is a chinese man?
 
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niobe said:
how large is a chinese man?
No I don't get it. But I know another one:
Once there were two chinese ppl. Look how many there are now.

Anyways:
Q: What does a blond (girl) do when she wakes up?
A: Dresses up and goes home.
or:
ืžื” ืขื•ืฉื” ื‘ืœื•ื ื“ื™ื ื™ืช ื›ืฉื”ื™ื ืงืžื” ื‘ื‘ื•ืงืจ?
ืžืชืœื‘ืฉืช ื•ื”ื•ืœื›ืช ื”ื‘ื™ืชื”
[ืงื•ืžื“ื™ ืกื˜ื•ืจ] ืคื”ื”ื”ื”ื”ื” [/ืงื•ืžื“ื™ ืกื˜ื•ืจ]

I hope you got it. Enjoy.
 
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niobe said:
how large is a chinese man?
its actually "How long is a chinese man?"


What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill?

Avalanche

What do you cala bunch of black people running down a hill?

Mudslide

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?

Jailbreak

Highlight for answer
That's an American one for sure
 
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dirty joke, highlight if you choose to read it. origionated from a guy i work with who is very racist...although this was rather amusing in a twisted way...



an irish priest decides he wants a holiday, so he annoints one of his fellows to become priest for a while. he tells his replacement "ive written a list of the most common sins, and how many hail mary's for each".

the priest leaves, and shortly, a woman comes for confession, and speaks "father, i have sinned, last night i gave a man a blowjob". the priest looks on the list but couldnt find a blowjob. so he pokes his head out of the door and asks a passing chior boy "hay son, what did the priest give you for a blowjob?"
the boy responds "a mars bar and a lift home"
 
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Q: why dont u stick your hand in a jar full of jelly beans?
A: the black one will steal your watch

Q:what do u call 5 white guys pushing a car up a hill?
A:white power
Q:qhat do u call 5 black guys pushing a car up a hill?
A:black power
Q:what do u call 5 mexicans pushing a car up a hill?
A:grand theft auto

Q:why were there only 2000 mexicans at the alamo?
A:they only had 1 toyota pickup truck

Q:how do you fit 15 jewish people in a car?
A:throw a penny in the car
 
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got another one

Q: wut do you call the Iraq airforce?

A: Air polution
 
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why do black people have nightmares?
the last one who had a dream was shot
 
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Pain said:
why do black people have nightmares?
the last one who had a dream was shot
hahaha, took me a good three seconds to get that one, but it's rather funny.


Whats green when it's sick?
Blue when its cold?
Red when it's hot?
Yellow when it's scared?
Pink when it's born?
And Purple when they can't breathe?


A white man ^_^


...and they have the nerve to call us colored :S

kidding :laff:
 
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niobe said:
i dont know any u.s jocks but i know a dutch one, i hope it's ok.
OK? The whole point is to b INTENATIONAL.

Thnx very much till now, its doin gr8 and ppl start enjoying :D
 

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