Virginia's full of people who want to take over the world. You definitely don't want to move there. It's home to such abominations as AOL, MCI, the graves of the first fifteen or so Presidents, and waves of corruption and evil emanate from the nearby D.C., and police will shoot at anybody's car if they hear hip-hop, R&B, or rap playing from it.
Also, it rains ash and brimstone from time to time.