Nobody quoted Fight Club yet??
I'll do it for you:
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"I am Jack's smirking revenge."
"I am Jack's cold sweat"
"I am Jack's raging bile duct"
"I am Jack's broken heart"
"I am Jack's complete lack of surprise"
~Narrator~
"I felt like putting a bullet between the
eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its
species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers
and smother all the French beaches I'd never see. I wanted
to breathe smoke."
~Narrator~
"I'd be very careful who I talked to about
this paper. It sounds like some dangerous
psychotic killer wrote this,and this buttoned
down schizo could probably snap at any moment and
stalk from office to office with an Armalite AR-180
carbine gas-operated semiautomatic."
~Narrator~
"You are not your job.
You are not how much you have in the bank.
You are not the contents of your wallet.
You are not your ****ing Khakis.
You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake.
You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of
the world."
~Tyler~
"Whoa! Now you're shooting a gun at your imaginary friend
near four hundred gallons of nitroglycerine."
~Tyler~
"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make
you a chicken."
~Tyler~
"We are a generation raised by women.
I'm wondering if another woman is the answer."
~Tyler~
"It's only after you've lost everything
that you're free to do anything."
~Tyler~
And I can go on like that forever.......I love that movie.......