here r a few:
"my nipples look like milk duds" - Wimp Lo, Kung-Pow
"i've got some yellow liquid 4 your popcorn...and its non-dairy!" - Master Tang, Kung-Pow
"i spanked u as a baby, i'll spank u know, bit**!" - Betty, Kung-Pow
"SHIRT-RIPPA!" - Betty, Kung-Pow
"u know when ur in bed, with a woman....and uh, your foolin around with her, and u get all these like, mental images in your brain, u know, like Elle McPherson, or uh, that girl at the Xerox place? And then all of a sudden, your mom pops into your head! and your like 'm-mom, get outta here!' u know, but of course, like after that u cant possibly think of anything else, and u cant u know, stop what your doing, so its kinda like your....u know....u know....u dont know!" - Chandler, Friends
Vegeta "Escape! we cant win!"
Piccolo "No matter where u run to, the results will be the same. Unless we kill him, it will be the end of the universe."
Vegeta "No! we cant win. hes really the legendary ssj!"
Piccolo "i cant believe how cowardly your spirit is. i never want 2 c u again! get outta here!"
Piccolo lets go of vegeta, and as vegeta lets himself fall, he says "Why, why do they fight?" - DBZ Movie #08
"And my axe!" - Gimli, LOTR (just cause i likes dwarves ^_^)
George "She calls me up at the office and says 'we have to talk'"
Jerry "ugh...the 4 worst words in the english language"
George "That or 'whos bra is this?'" - Seinfeld
i'll put more up laterz