Metal Gear Spider

[Zeonix]

lol wtf?

And how the hell are moths awesome? They fly around like blind birds and they eat your clothes. Tell me how that's awesome.

Ever see a pair of moth tits? Yeah, I thought so.

Case closed.

 

[Barney]

Ever seen a pair of spider tits? There's eight of em just like their eyes.

 

[Zeonix]

Ever seen a pair of spider tits? There's eight of em just like their eyes.

I'm sorry, but this is extremely offensive. I request that you apologize immediately, or, at the very least, admit that moths are as awesome as spiders.

 

[Barney]

I will do no such thing. Spiders will always be cooler then moths, because spiders eat the ****ers. Even when you squish a moth it's like it doesn't have any insides. They just turn to dust. ****ing weird bro!

 

[Zeonix]

That's because moths aren't even alive. They're made of ash. Nothing is cooler than undead animals.

 

[sub]

I pray the zombie disease that has plagued the moths for ever so long does not mutate and spread to humans.