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The End


This is the end, Beautiful friend
This is the end, My only friend, the end
Of our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
I'll never look into your eyes...again
Can you picture what will be, So limitless and free
Desperately in need...of some...stranger's hand
In a...desperate land
Lost in a Roman...wilderness of pain
And all the children are insane, All the children are insane
Waiting for the summer rain, yeah
There's danger on the edge of town
Ride the King's highway, baby
Weird scenes inside the gold mine
Ride the highway west, baby
Ride the snake, ride the snake
To the lake, the ancient lake, baby
The snake is long, seven miles
Ride the snake...he's old, and his skin is cold
The west is the best, The west is the best
Get here, and we'll do the rest
The blue bus is callin' us, The blue bus is callin' us
Driver, where you taken' us
The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on
He took a face from the ancient gallery
And he walked on down the hall
He went into the room where his sister lived, and...then he
Paid a visit to his brother, and then he
He walked on down the hall, and
And he came to a door...and he looked inside
Father, yes son, I want to kill you
Mother...I want to...**** you
C'mon baby, take a chance with us X3
And meet me at the back of the blue bus
Doin' a blue rock, On a blue bus
Doin' a blue rock, C'mon, yeah
Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill
This is the end, Beautiful friend
This is the end, My only friend, the end
It hurts to set you free
But you'll never follow me
The end of laughter and soft lies
The end of nights we tried to die
This is the end

 
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Sorry guys but i must spoil the fun and make some rap.:]

This is the ****** **** I be talkin about
Half rappin' ass motha*******
You think it's a game? You think it's a ****** GAME?
Come on, uh, uh, uh
Come on, uh, uh…
What'cha really want
What'cha really want, what
D-M-X, uh, uh…
Come on, Ryde or die

What's my name? DMX and I be the best
You see the rest they lookin like they need a rest
One more time, I'mma spit at you some ****
That's gon get at you be ****** with your mind, stop talkin ****
Cuz you out there runnin' your mouth
And really don't know who you ****** with
Here we go again
How many times do I have to tell you rap ******?
I have no friends you still actin up
Runnin around here like some brand new chocha that's about to get ******
The game don't stop, I'm still gettin down for whatever
Whenever that's why my **** is hot, can't keep it real
Now, some of us do but most of us don't that's just how a ***** feel
I shed blood, for my people that'll keep you lookin see-through
Whenever you try to creep through

[CHORUS] x2
D-M-X
If you want it we got it
Come and get it ***** we wit it
All you gotta do is set it baby
Ryde or die
What'cha ****** want, uh, uh
What'cha ****** want

You still playin games
You gon think it's a joke until they no longer remember your name
That's how we do ‘em
Make cowards disappear into thin air by puttin **** through em
Never comin' back
Last time you saw that ***** is the last time you'll see that *****
(alright)
No more deaths
Cuz in a minute you gonna have grandma bein the only family member left
Bust my gun
If I gots to kill a ***** but I'm always down for the one on one
Dog for life
We gon get to the bottom of this **** if it takes all night
Stop drop
Open up shop (what?)
Fake up-north ****** screamin' for the cops
Ryde or die
What that mean is that a tell a ***** bye-bye and pop him in his right eye

[CHORUS] x2

Look at all these off brand ******
Runnin' around yappin' about they be holdin figgas as big as Jigga's
That's that bull****
Hope they know that around me talkin' about what you got will get you hit
I'm not a nice person
I mean I'd smack the **** out you twice dog and that's before I start
cursin'
I stay flippin'
One minute I'm cool, the next minute I'm up on a *****, rippin'
That's my style
I'm a cruddy ***** leave you all bloody ***** service with a smile
Suck my ****
And while you ****** that's been to jail before know it's about to get thick
Let's get it on baby
I'm gonna be goin' against 4 ****** in one and you think you crazy?
I've lost my mind
And I'm about to make you lose yours too from far away one time

[CHORUS] x4

D-M-X!

[CHORUS]

D-M-X!

:]
 
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Delirious? - Deeper

I want to go deeper
but I don't know how to swim
I want to be meeker
but have you seen this old earth
I want to fly higher
but these arms won't take me there
I want to be, I want to be

maybe I could run
maybe I could fly, to you
do you feel the same
when all you see is
blame in me?

and the wonder of it all
is that I'm living just to fall
more in love with you
and the wonder of it all
is that I'm living just to fall
more in love with you

I want to go deeper
but is it just a stupid whim?
I want to be weaker
be a help to the strong
I want to run faster
but this old leg won't carry me
I want to be, I want to be

maybe I could run
maybe I could fly, to you
do you feel the same
when all you see is
blame in me?

and the wonder of it all
is that I'm living just to fall
more in love with you
and the wonder of it all
is that I'm living just to fall
more in love with you

maybe I could run
maybe I could follow
it's time to walk the path
where many seem to fall
hold me in your arms
just like any father would
how long do we have to wait?
how long, we're going all way

and the wonder of it all
is that I'm living just to fall
more in love with you
 
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Good ol' Sum41
"No Brains"

Can't step in my way
head first in your love & dismay
its like beating the day
it can't stop going out of my head
whatever this could be i'd never know,
i never said it'd be the end of our torpedo

i hate you today,
i can't find a way,
don't drag me down now,

[Chorus]
goodbye, i've had enough frustration
i won't get stuck, goodbye,
this dead end situation,
it's just not worth my time
[End Chorus]

it's all better today,
i never thought it would end up this way,
you got somethin' to say?
don't wanna hear it if it gets in my way
(halt)this confusion, wondering, so overwhelmed,
(halt) this illusion seems so clear,
(cant) find conclusion dissapointing evolution
not (all) things are what they appear

so whats the point of this hell?
i know you too well we're running backwards,

[Chorus]
while waiting so frustrating,
im so sick of,
all this tension not to mention,
im so sick of,
can't take it,
you won't make it,
just save yourself the struggle,
can't do this,
try for yourself 'cuz im just fine!
[Guitar Solo]

you speak for all of us when,
you can be heard
i'll bet you've had a lesson to know one word
(so sick of, feel so sick of)
you speak for all of us when,
you can be heard
i'll bet you've had a lesson to know one word

[Chorus]
while waiting so frustrating,
im so sick of,
all this tension not to mention,
im so sick of, sick of you!


Then there is PoD
"Satellite"

I wonder how clear it must look from there to here
No obstruction, this selfish corruption
All in this atmosphere

No fear, less tears, only time to catch my breath
I fail to inhale
Your love constricts my chest

Confusion blinded me, mental and physically
And it's because of you that now I can see
So now can I run? I follow the Son and ride on to Zion
And dance this last song of freedom

But only time will tell, if it's truly for real
Can't change your mind, all I know this is what I feel
Whether I'm wrong or right, please keep my life in sight
And never take you eyes off me

[chorus:]
As I look up to the sky today
Well I can see you looking down on me
It brings a smile to my face again
Satellite

It's truly one of a kind, like star shine, beyond night time, are you there
My eyes stare to find, just what's behind this blind notion of mine, is it genuine
Cause sometimes, it plays tricks with my mind, some call it asinine

But it's like love or hate, now is that real or fake?
Cause it's a real thin line, but that's your choice to make
The question at hand, help me understand, is this your plan?
I think I can, can I think, then I think I can

Because I won't break (nah), and I won't shake (nah)
With lifted hands to this Man (Jah), I'll stand in faith
I'll make it through, my trust in you
Close my eyes, make a wish, kiss the sky

Hey there?-I see you
 
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well im oppoessed to this thread, just a standard waste of bandwitdth but hey, chance to see how much the post buffer can take and its limit

one to the lovely lady of flame

X-Japan: Kurenai

I could not look back,
you'd gone away from me
I felt my heart ache
I was afraid of following you
When I had looked at
the shadows on the wall
I started running into the night
to find the truth in me

arashi ***u kono machi ga omae wo daku
***inukeru kaze ni sae me wo tojiru

omae wa hashiridasu nanika ni owareru you
ore ga mienai no ka sugu soba ni iru no ni

hitonami ni kiete yuku kioku no toiki
ai no nai hitori butai mou taekirenai
All of you in my memory is
still shining in my heart
sure chigau kokoro wa afureru namida nure

kurenai ni somatta kono ore wo
nagusameru yatsu wa mou inai

mou nido to todokanai kono omoi
tozasareta ai ni mukai
sakebi tsuzukeru

omae wa hashiridasu nanika ni owareru you
ore ga mienai no ka sugu soba ni iru no ni

kurenai ni somatta kono ore wo
nagusameru yatsu wa mou inai

mou nido to todokanai kono omoi
tozasareta ai ni mukai
sakebi tsuzukeru

kurenai ni somatta kono ore wo
nagusameru yatsu wa mou inai

Crying in deep red


X-Japan: Rusty Nail

kioku no kakera ni egaita bara o mitsumete
togireta omoi de kasaneru kawaranai yume ni
Oh-Rusty Nail

dore dake namida o nagaseba
anata o wasurerareru darou
Just tell me my life
doko made aruite mitemo
namida de a****a ga mienai

jyosho ni owatta shuumatsu no kizu wasurete
nagareru toki ni dakaretemo mune ni tsuki sasaru
Oh-Rusty Nail

dore dake namida o nagaseba
anata o wasurerareru darou
utsukushiku iroasete nemuru bara o
anata no kokoro ni sakasete

sugao no mama de ikite yukereba kitto
hitomi ni utsuru yoru wa ka***aku yume dake noko****e
asa o mukaeru kodoku o wasurete
akai tekubi o dakishimete naita yoru o owarasete

kioku no tobira o toza****a mama de furuete
togireta omoi o kasaneru aoi kuchibiru ni
Oh-Rusty Nail

dore dake namida o nagaseba
anata o wasurerareru darou
Just tell me my life doko made aruite mitemo
namida de a****a ga mienai

kurushikute kokoro o kazatta......ima mo
anata o wasurerarenakute

Secret Sorrow
X/1999

kanashimi no hontou no wake kikanaide tsuyoku dakishimeta
tsuki akari kimi o tera****e boku wa tada itoshisa tsunorase
setsunakute nemurenai

itsu kara ka kizuite ita yo hitome no naka naite iru koto o
kimi wa tada sabishikatta no? kono omoi hakanai yume na no?
sore ijou iwanaide

ai sureba ai suru hodo tsuraku
boku no omoi wa ikiba o naku****e
dare mo ga ai o motomete iru no ni surechigau bakari
kimi mo onaji kurai tsurakattan da ne

nakanaide dare ka no koto o ai****eru kimi o semenai yo
suki ni naru kimochi wa dare mo tomerarenai boku mo sou dakara
nukedasezu kurushikute

ai sureba ai suru hodo tsuraku
a****a kara futari dou sureba ii no?
kurikaesu no wa kawaribaenai hibi aruku shika nai kedo...
kimi no soba ni itai wakatte hoshii

ai sureba ai suru hodo tsurai
dakara yasashiku tsuyoku nareru hazu
kanashimi datte omoide ni kawaru yo boku wa shinjite mitai
kimi o omou kimochi yuzurenai kara

get backers:
Ichibyo no refrain; One Second of Refrainment

Ima wa mada hi mo tokenai mune no oku no garasu saiku
shinjiteru anata dake wo kanjiteru rifurain (refran)
There's glass art in my heart, that remains untangled
I only believe in you, the refrainment I feel

aruki nareta eki made no michi nori mo
ame no hi ni mochi dasu kasa no hana mo
atsumatta oki mari no tomodachi mo
kaerezuni kaerezuni motareta hanbaiki mo
Used to walking to the station along that path
Taking out my umbrella on a rainy day
I gathered with my usual friends
Can't go back Can't go back, to the vending machine I leaned on

doko ni mo mitsukaranai kokoro wa tsunao ni narenai
sekai chuu doko ni anata wa iru no kurikaeshi saga****suzuketeru
I can't find it anywhere, my heart can't be honest
I will keep looking for you, wherever you are in this world

(*)Ima wa mada hi mo tokenai mune no oku no garasu saiku
hontou no watashi no koto mada dare mo shiranai
uso tsuite tsukuri warai itsumo doko ka samishikatta
shinjiteru anata dake wo kanjiteru rifurain ( refrain)
*There's glass art in my heart, that remains untangled
There's still no one who knows the true me
Lying and laughing, it was always lonely somewhere
I only believe in you, the refrainment I feel

akogareteta tooi hi no omokage mo
kanashimi wo furutte kureta hito mo
itsu no hi ga hanareteku tomodachi mo
aitakute aitakute kogareteta ano hito mo
A face I yearned for long ago
Someone who's trembling with sadness
Someday my friends will leave
I want to see you I want to see you, the person I admire

ima wa mou kokoro no oku daiji na omoi de mune ni hi me
sekai chuu dare yori anata no koto wo kurikaeshi saga****sutzuketeru
My precious feelings are already hidden deep in my heart
I will keep looking for you more than anyone else in this world

ima wa mada hi mo tokenai mune no oku no garasu saiku
hontou no watashi zenbu anata ni wa misetai
kikoeteru? kikoetenai? watashi no koe tooku youni
shinjiteru anata dake wo kanjitai rifurain ( refrain)
There's glass art in my heart, that remains untangled
I want to show you everything about the true me
Can you hear me? Can you not? My voice from far away
I only believe in you, the refrainment I feel

(*)Repeat
* repeat


Great Teacher Onizuka: Driver's High
(onizuka is my hero)
atsuku natta gin no METARIKKU HA-TO
doukasen ni hi wo tsukete ageru
fushigi na hodo HAI na kibun sa
sunabokori wo maki agete yukou
It heated up, my silver metallic heart
I'll light the fuse
I feel so high it's strange
Let's kick some dust

himei wo majirase bousou suru kodou
me no mae ni wa   MISAIRU no ame [1]
A reckless beat blends in with the shrieks
Before my eyes is a rain that seems like missiles [1]

ADORENARIN zutto naga****e
boku no hou ga O-BA- HI-TO shisou
bakuhatsu ****e hai ni natte mo
kono mama da to waratte'ru ne kitto
My adrenaline's always flowin'
so it feels like it's me that's gonna overheat
Even if I explode and turn into ashes
I'll probably still be laughing, just like this

machi wo oiko****e kono yo no hate made
buttoba****e shinjuu shiyou [2]
saa te wo noba****e
Blowing past the town, until the ends of the earth
Let's burn rubber and die together like lovers; [2]
C'mon, give me your hand!

chiheisen ni todoku you ni
genkai made furikitte kure
Woh! Clash! Into the rolling morning
Flash! I'm in the coolest driver's high
saikou no FINA-RE wo! Yeah!
Let's cut loose until we reach our limit
So we can reach the horizon
Woh! Clash! Into the rolling morning
Flash! I'm in the coolest driver's high
Towards the best finale! Yeah!

mou kazoeru gurai de
bokura wa kieusete   makkura na asa ga kuru ne
o-ki ni iri no ***u ni saa, kigaeta nara
kakeda****e!
Soon enough
A pitch black morning will come when we'll just wink out
Once you change into your favorite clothes,
we'll be off!

akireru hodo koe wo agete
taikiken wo toppashiyou ze
Woh! Clash! Into the rolling morning
Flash! I'm in the coolest driver's high
hagane no tsubasa de
Let's raise our voices absurdly high
and break through the atmosphere
Woh! Clash! Into the rolling morning
Flash! I'm in the coolest driver's high
With steel wings

kakenukete yo, jikangire made
umaretsuki no SUPI-DO kyou na no sa
Woh! Clash! Into the rolling morning
Flash! I'm in the coolest driver's high
raise de mata aou, Yeah!
Let's keep racin' through, until time runs out
'cause we're natural-born speed demons.
Woh! Clash! Into the rolling morning
Flash! I'm in the coolest driver's high
See ya again in the next world, Yeah!

final fantasy 8
faye wong ~ eyes on me (english)
best song for sex with virgins (or even nonvirgins)

Whenever sang my songs
On the stage, on my own
Whenever said my words
Wishing they would be heard
I saw you smiling at me
Was it real or just my fantasy?
You'd always be there in the corner
Of this tiny little bar

My last night here for you
Same old songs, just once more
My last night here with you?
Maybe yes, maybe no
I kind of liked it your way
How you shyly placed your eyes on me
Did you ever know
That I had mine on you?

Darling, so there you are
With that look on your face
As if you're never hurt
As if you're never down
Shall I be the one for you
Who pinches you softly but sure
If frown is shown then
I will know that you are no dreamer

So let me come to you
Close as I want to be
Close enough for me
To feel your heart beating fast
And stay there as I whisper
How I love your peaceful eyes on me
Did you ever know
That I had mine on you?

Darling, so share with me
Your love if you have enough
Your tears if you're holding back
Or pain if that's what it is
How can I let you know
I'm more than the dress and the voice
Just reach me out then
You will know that you're not dreaming

Darling, so there you are
With that look on your face
As if you're never hurt
As if you're never down
Shall I be the one for you
Who pinches you softly but sure
If frown is shown then I will know
that you are no dreamer

Invoke
T.M Revolution

sure chikai isokgu tabi ni butsuke ai chigire au
tagai no hane no itami kanji te iru

samishisa ni yogore ta ude de daita
sore igai no nani ka wo shiranai kara

tsunagaru shunkan mezame ru eien machi kogareru

haya sugiru toki no matataki ni sara sare te
hitori de wa todo ka nai
negai nante kie sou na kotoba ja
tadori tsukenai

jitto me o korashi temo miushi natte shimau hoshi
dare no mono nimo naranai hikari ga aru

kuchibiru tashi kameru inochi no hi ga
omoi tsumeta youni mabushii kara

ai ga saki nanoka kowasu noga saki ga madowa sareru

karami au netsu no tsutae tai shin jitsu wo
dare kara mamore ba ii?
kimi ga itsuka hoshi gatta omoi ga
soko ni aru nara...

haya sugiru toki no matataki ni sara sare te
hitori de wa todo ka nai
negai nante kie sou na kotoba ja

karami au netsu no tsutae tai shin jitsu wo
dare ka mamore ba ii?
koko de itsuka hoshi gatta omoi ga

kimi ni aru kara...

Anna ni issho datta no ni
see-saw

anna ni issho datta no ni
yuugure wa mou chigau iro

arifureta yasashisa wa kimi wo
toozakeru dake
tsumetaku kimi suteta kokoro wa
samayou bakari

sonna kakko warusa ga
ikiru to iu koto nara
samuzora no ****a
me wo tojite iyou

anna ni issho datta no ni
kotoba hitotsu tooranai
kasoku ****e ikuse naka ni ima wa

anna ni issho datta no ni
yuugure wa mou chigau iro
semete kono tsuki akari no ****a de
shizuka na nemuri wo

unmei to umaku tsuki atte yuku nara kitto
kanashii to kasabishii nante itterarenai
nando motsu na gatta kotoba wo muryoku ni ****e mo
taikutsu n yoru wo tsubu ****a ii n da ne

anna ni issho datta no ni
fusoroi na futari ni ima
tadori tsukeru basho na do na ii n da

anna ni issho datta no ni
hajimete au yoko kao ni
fushigi na kurai ni miserareteru
tomado ukurai ni

kokoro wa doko ni iru
doko ni ***arete iru
sono hitomi ga
mayowanu you ni

anna ni issho datta no ni
kotoba hitotsu tooranai
ugoki hajimeta kimi no jounetsu

anna ni issho datta no ni
yuugure wa mou chigau iro
semete kono tsuki akari no ****a de
shizuka na nemuri wo

Furi Kuri
Ride on Shooting Star

ORANGE no SLIDE utsusu sora
SPONGE no PRIDE burasakete

SPIDER
kike totta sono yokan wa
kakusanakuta tte ii n da
iro no tsuita yume mitai na

Ride on Shooting Star
kokoro no koe de sandanjû no yô ni
utai tsutzuketa

GRUNGE no HAMSTER otona bite
REVENGE no LOBSTER hiki tsurete

SNIPER
fuchi totta sono sekai ni
nani ga mieru tte iu n da
nerau mae ni sawaritai na

Ride on Shooting Star
kimi o saga****e kindanshôjô chû
uso o tsuita

Ride on Shooting Star
kokoro no koe de sandanjû no yô ni
utai tsutzuketa

Furi Kuri
I Think I Can
By The Pillows

Nitemo nitsukanai
hutago no kimi
dô****andai
kutsuhimo sae
modokeppa nashi no mama
uwa no sora

Machi kamaeteru
HYENA no KISS
kanippatsu
dare no me ni mo
oyoso hukanô na BET
tanoshi mitai na

I think I can
I think I can
I think I can

Hiru mo yoru mo nai
kuroi mori de
yûkan na CHAMELEON ga
suteta rashinban o
nira n de ta

Nani mo iwanaide
teteitta kimi
kantan na oki tegami wa
DOOR ni kizamareteta
I-C-A-N

I think I can
I think I can
I think I can

(repeats)

Kake ga e no nai
yume o shicchatte
mô zettai gomakasenai n da
netemo sametemo kuri kaesu
I-C-A-N

I think I can
I think I can
I think I can

(repeats 3 times)

Furi Kuri
Little Busters
The Pillows

With the kids sing out the future
Maybe, kids don't need the masters
Just waiting for the little Busters (oh yeah...)

With the kids sing out the future
Maybe, kids don't need the masters
Just waiting for the little Busters (oh yeah...yeayea yeah!)

Iro asanai KIDDONAPPU MYUUJIKKU
Te to te ga ****te iru
Onaji DOA o NOKKU ****ai
Kono koe ga kikoe tara tobi da****e

With the kids sing out the future
Maybe, kids don't need the masters
Just waiting for the little Busters (oh yeah... yeah yeah yeah!)

With the kids sing out the future
Maybe, kids don't need the masters
Just waiting for the little Busters (oh yeah...)

With the kids sing out the future
Maybe, kids don't need the masters
Just waiting for the little Busters (oh yeah...yeayea yeah!)

Hazure yasui TIIN EIJI-GIA
Korogaru hihi mo
Sora to umi to daichi wa tada, aruga mama
Itsumo demo nige naize

With the kids sing out the future
Maybe, kids don't need the masters
Just waiting for the little Busters (oh yeah...)

With the kids sing out the future
Maybe, kids don't need the masters
With the kids sing out the future
Maybe, kids don't need the masters...

With the kids sing out the future
Maybe, kids don't need the masters
Just waiting for the little Busters (oh yeah...yeah yeah yeah!)

Flame of Recca
Zutto Kimi ni Soba de; Throughout and Close to You

Koi ni mitsu o maide iienai kimochi wo soredatte ita
itsumo atte buyouni koenai kikitakutte setsuna kunaru
sabishii sa sagasanai you ni ai wo koroseru youni

* hashiru hashiru doco made mou iku
yure de yure de kokoro no mama ni yurarete
donna kurushii mi nante
kimi no ireba doriko 're nareru

yume no neji wo maide
hito no kanashiimi mou
tsuyosa wo mita
sonna kimi no soba de
subete wo utsuseru
hito de itai
a****a ni meyouwanai youni
ima mou wasureru youni

kurai kurai mirebaii michi wo
hikaru hikaru mitsukana hikari katayaku
nani mo hosore wa shirenai
kimi no soba de kyou mou ha nareru

* repeat

Flame of Recca
Nanka Shiawase; What Happiness

Mezamashi ni okosare sukejuuru wo konashi
Toki ni egao tsukuri nokoru wadakamari

Koi mo yume mo tetsugaku de itsu mo kotae wa nai kedo
Koin hajiku you ni arukidasou

Nanka shiawase Chotto shiawase
Kanjiru toki koso shiawase no hajimari
Nanka yukesou Umaku yukesou
Fumidasu ippo de subete kaete yukeru ne

Sekai ga abunai to nyuusu ga wameki tate
Toki ni namida-nagashi dekiru koto mo naku

Omoigakezu toori ame Yake ni kokoro ga sawaida
Kimi no uso ga boku ni hitotsu bareta

Nanka tameiki ***aku tameiki
Wazuka na ochikomi jinsei wo korogasu
Nanka dame ka mo Zenbu dame ka mo
Mienai haadoru umaku wa susumenai ne...

Kitto jibun shidai da ne Sou sa Kantan na koto sa
Kaze ni a****a kiite mireba ii sa

Nanka shiawase Chotto shiawase
Kanjiru toki koso Ichiban no shiawase
Nanka yukesou Umaku yukesou
Sou iu mon' da ne A****a mo shiawase da ne

Ranma 1/2
Little Date

Suten karaa no kooto
Watashi ni makitsuketa
Kaze wo hiku yo to itte

Kimi no yubi ga sotto
Nagai kami ni fureta
Itsu ka yume mita shiin

Dekki no ue Kappuru NO! NO!
Me no yariba ni doki-doki shichau
Egao kaesu tsumori ga
I'm a lonely girl, so lonely girl.

Chansu to yuuhi ga sasayakikakeru
Demo ne Aoi ribon wa hodokenai
Shining, Dreaming Ikinari shiokaze ga kawaru wa
Ai ****e 'nai wake ja nai
Demo, ima wa kaeritai...

Tasogare wa itsu demo
Fushigi no kuni mitai
Hoshi wo kazoesaseru no

Kon no burezaa enburemu NO! NO!
Miecha dame to nuida hazumi ni
Kimi no shisen atsukute
I'm a lonely girl, so lonely girl.

Futari de iru no ni namida ga desou
Fui ni aoi ribon ga kitsuku naru
Shining, Dreaming Ikinari Kiss nante komaru wa
Ai ****e 'nai wake ja nai
Demo, ima wa kaeritai...

I'm a lonely girl
...Nani wo sonna ni kowagatte 'ru no
I'm a lonely girl
...Itsu mo no watashi ni narenai no
I'm a lonely girl
...Ai ****e 'nai wake ja nai kedo
I'm a lonely girl
...Yowamushi na no

Chansu to yuuhi ga sasayakikakeru
Demo ne Aoi ribon wa hodokenai
Shining, Dreaming Ikinari shiokaze ga kawaru wa
Ai ****e 'nai wake ja nai
Demo, ima wa kaeritai...

Ranma 1/2: Don't Mind! Lay-Lay Boy

Yume demo mite 'ru mitai
Kimi ga ochikomu nante
Senaka wo tsutsuita no ni
Utsuro ni sora wo mite sa
As if I were dreaming
You come crashing by
Though I kept on nudging your back
You were just staring blankly at the sky

Naisho ****e 'ta kedo mae kara Wo Ai Ni
Genki makichirasu kimi ga suki da yo
I've been keeping quiet about it but from the start I Love You
You spread good cheer, I like you

Don't mind! Lay-lay boy Egao no man ga Yi - Erh
Lay-lay boy Yume mite ite ne
Don't mind! Lay-lay boy Mesomeso ****e 'ru to
Lay-lay boy Uwaki shichau zo
Don't mind! China boy Your smile in a million One - Two
China boy Go dreaming
Don't mind! China boy Once you start whining
China boy I'll go for another

Namida wa boi shichai na!
Sekiyou ga warau
Namaiki Tobashichai na!
Itsumo no kimi to... Kenka ga ****ai na
Tears go "boi"!
The setting sun laughs
You naughty... I'll send you flying!
I'd like to pick a fight with you as usual

Yasashisa agetai kedo
Umaku kotoba ga denai
Ima dake kimi no tame ni
Onna rashiku naritai
I'd like to give you kindness but
The right words just don't come out
Only now, just For you
I wish I'd be more like a girl

Baka na joudan de Kamatte kurenakya lonely girl
Nobita kimi no kage tsunette 'ru dake
It's a ridiculous joke If you won't care for me lonely girl
Only chasing your long shadow

Don't mind! Lay-lay boy Nayande temo Yi - Erh
Lay-lay boy Waratte misete
Don't mind! Lay-lay boy Kuyokuyo ****e 'ru to
Lay-lay boy Iya ni naru zo
Don't mind! China boy Even when you're troubled One - Two
China boy Laugh and show me
Don't mind! China boy Once you start brooding
China boy I won't like you anymore

Namida wa boi shichai na!
Omoide sutete
Watashi ni yume michai na!
Ka***aku kimi no... Egao ga suki da yo
Tears go "boi"!
Throw away the memories
Dream to me
I like... your shining smile

Namida wa boi shichai na!
Sekiyou ga warau
Namaiki Tobashichai na!
Itsumo no kimi to... Kenka ga ****ai na
Tears go "boi"!
The setting sun laughs
You naughty... I'll send you flying!

Ranma 1/2
Platonic Tsuranuite; Let's be Platonic

Dare mo inai umibe ni anata to futari
Hashagi-sugita toki ga shizumaru

Mukuchi ni natta hitomi ga naze ka kowai wa
Sora mo umi mo nami mo too no ku no

Ah Koyubi ga furete mo shooto shisou yo
Ai ga sodatsu made sukoshi matte

Kuchibiru no saryuu sotto haratte
Anata no me no naka no watashi wo miru

Puratonikku wo tsuranuite ne
Yakusoku yo
Puratonikku de tsuranuite ne
Anata ga suki

Fui ni furida****a ame Awatete futari
Michi no kuruma megake hashiru no

Ah Sonna ranbou ni ude wo hiitara
Orete shimaisou yasashiku ****e

Kokoro ga kimeru koto sono kotae wa
Mugen no nami dake ga ****te 'ru no kamo

Puratonikku wo tsuranuite ne
Ima wa mada
Puratonikku de tsuranuite ne
Itai kurai

Honto no koto ieba kisu gurai nara
Yuru****e mo ii tte kanjite ita

Puratonikku wo tsuranuite ne
Yakusoku yo
Puratonikku de tsuranuite ne
Anata ga suki

Rurouni Kenshin: Sobakasu

Daikirai datta sobakasu wo chotto
Hitonade****e tame iki wo hitotsu
Hebi ikkyuu no koi wa migoto ni
Kakuzatou to isshoni toketa
Mae yori mo motto yaseta mune ni chotto
"Chiku" tto sasaru toge ga itai
Hoshiuranai mo ate ni naranai wa
I touched those hated freckles lightly and sighed,
My "heavy class" love has dissolved clearly
Just like a sugarcube.
The thorn stuck in my thin breast went in further
And hurt much more than before.
Astrology didn't predict that at all.

Motto touku made isshoni yuketara nee
Ureshikute sore dakede
I wished we could go together farther,
It would be joyful enough to...

Omoi de wa itsumo kirei dakedo
Sore dake ja onaka ga suku wa
Honto wa setsunai yoru nanoni
Dou****e kashira? Ano hito no egao mo omoi dasenai no
Memories are always beautiful,
But with only that you can't live.
Tonight should be a really sad night,
But why? Actually I can't remember his smiling face.

Kowa****e nao****e wakatteru noni
Sore ga atashi no seikaku dakara
Modokashii kimochi de ayafuya no mama de
Soredemo ii koi wo ****ekita
I understand breaking apart and putting back together
Because that's my personality;
With impatient feelings and uncertainty
Which nevertheless are capable of good love.

Omoikiri aketa hidari mimi no piasu ni wa nee
Waraenai episoudo
I pierced my left ear to forget,
It's an episode I can't laugh about.

Sobakasu no kazu wo kazoetemiru
Yogoretanui gurumi daite
Mune wo sasu toge wa kienai kedo
Kaeru-chan mo usagi-chan mo
Waratte kureru no
Counting up the number of freckles
Embracing the spots and all
But the thorn piercing my breast won't disappear.
My stuffed frog and rabbit
Smile and comfort me.

Omoi de wa itsumo kirei dakedo
Sore dake ja onaka ga suku no
Honto wa setsunai yoru nanoni
Dou****e kashira? Ano hito no namida mo omoi dasenai no?
Omoidasenai no
Dou****enano?
Memories are always beautiful,
But with only that you can't live.
It was a really tough night
I wonder why though? Why can't I remember that person's tears?
I can't remember,
Why can't I?

*note* odd how most japanese lyrics dont make it through the languge buffer
 
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Smashing Pumpkins - The Beginning Is The End Is The Beginning [the slow one] (from the Batman & Robin soundtrack)

Send a heartbeat to
The void that cries through you
Relive the pictures that have come to pass
For now we stand alone
The world is lost and blown
And we are flesh and blood disintegrate
With no more to hate

Is it bright where you are
Have the people changed
Does it make you happy you're so strange
And in your darkest hour
I hold secrets flame
We can watch the world devoured in it's pain

Delivered from the blast
The last of a line of lasts
The pale princess of a palace cracked
And now the kingdom comes
Crashing down undone
And I am a master of a nothing place
Of recoil and grace

Is it bright where you are
Have the people changed
Does it make you happy you're so strange
And in your darkest hour
I hold secrets flame
We can watch the world devoured in it's pain

Time has stopped before us
The sky cannot ignore us
No one can separate us
For we are all that is left
The echo bounces off me
The shadow lost beside me
There's no more need to pretend
Cause now I can begin again

Is it bright where you are
Have the people changed
Does it make you happy you're so strange
And in your darkest hour
I hold secrets flame
We can watch the world devoured in it's pain
Strange
Strange
Strange


Smashing pumpkins - The End Is The Beginning Is The End [the fast one] (from the Batman & Robin soundtrack)

The sewers belch me up
The heavens spit me out
From ethers tragic I am born again
And I'm with you now
Inside your world of wow
To move in desires made of deadly pretends
Till the end times begin

Is it bright where you are
Have the people changed
Does it make you happy you're so strange
And in your darkest hour, I hold secrets flame
You can watch the world devoured in it's pain
Strange

Climb my ribcage to
The replays run for you
Unhook my lights to peek behind the flash
For I am crystal chrome
I am shatter dome
I am kremlin king of angels avenged
To destroy the end

Is it bright where you are
Have the people changed
Does it make you happy you're so strange
And in your darkest hour, I hold secrets flame
You can watch the world devoured in it's pain

The zeppelins rain upon us
The guns of love disastrous
A shadow lies amongst you
To defy the future cast

Is it bright where you are
Have the people changed
Does it make you happy you're so strange
And in your darkest hour, I hold secrets flame
You can watch the world devoured in it's pain
Strange
Strange
 

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lol all anyone is practically doing is reading the band name:talk:

i feel dumb for posting the doors....a 15 year old in to some dead guys music...but at least i posted a pic:p
 
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These are interesting songs :D

Gohan - I Love Mr. Piccolo (from the World's Strongest)

Oh, oh, oh, oh, it's such a pain!
Scary faced iguanas, dump trucks!
Fleet-footed flying squirrels, and super cars!
What should I do? I let out a shout!
I throw my notebook and pencil away!
And Saturn's rings, Hey!,
became a roller coaster!
Someone louder than my mom. Yeow!
Can he really exist?
Hey, hey, hey, before I even realize,
I step and step and jump!
Off I, off I, off I go with Piccolo!
He makes things so exciting for me!
Off I, off I, off I go with Piccolo!
Oh, oh, he's so, he's so strong!
Mr. Piccolo, I love you,
so-o-o-o-o-o-o much!
Mr. Piccolo, I, I!
Mr. Piccolo, I, I!
Mr. Piccolo, I love you,
so-o-o-o-o-o-o much!


Head Cha-La - DBZ (?)

Breaking the shining clouds, I fly away! (Fly away!)
Filling up my body with a spreading panorama.
The Earth gets hit in the face and grows enraged! (Grows Enraged!)
Making volcanoes start to blow their tops!

If deep inside the melting ice I find a dinousaur then
I'll want to train him to balance on a ball!

CHA-LA HEAD-CHA-LA
Come what may, I feel I can handle anything!
CHA-LA HEAD-CHA-LA
My heart's pounding so hard like I can scream genki Dama!
CHA-LA HEAD-CHA-LA
I'd rather have my head empty so I could fill it up with dreams!
CHA-LA HEAD-CHA-LA
With the smile of the Ultra Z today I'm gonna aI-yaI-yaI-yaI-yaI

SPARKLING!

Cat's Delicacy - Merle (Vision of Escaflowne)

Ne bra en vrutu ko proshan de fase sevo lu shun ti
Tanda la mando mo a lan du fan du san e de la shantwa

Ano amoi demo atushi padufwi
Anushan duma demu sa vrupru upartwi
En dine rupru en dinashi a fwititu
Seti la pars tu evriende mwa patisha

La La La, La La La, La La La, La La...
Sia, atushio

Ne bra en vrutu ko proshan de fase sevo lu shun ti
Tanda la mando mo a lan du fan du san e de la shantwa

Ano amoi demo atushi padufwi
Anushan duma demu sa vrupru upartwi
Konnina vripru konnina sheta kwateta
Seteba fusku kevete ne ma patisha

La La La, La La La, La La La, La La...
Sia, atushio

Ano amoi demo atushi padufwi
Anushan duma demu sa vrupru upartwi
En dine rupru en dinashi a fwititu
Seti la pars tu evriende mwa patisha

La La La, La La La, La La La, La La...
Sia, atushio

Sevola lu shun te zu to...
Sevola lu shun te zu to...
 
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OMG!!!!
you guys have WAY to much time on your hands....
 
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You don't know the half of it.

Christina Aguilera - Beautiful (I like the dance version of this better)

Don't look at me Every day is so wonderful
And suddenly, it's hard to breathe
Now and then, I get insecure
From all the fame, I'm so ashamed

I am beautiful no matter what they say
Words can't bring me down
I am beautiful in every single way
Yes, words can't bring me down
So don't you bring me down today

To all your friends, you're delirious
So consumed in all your doom
Trying hard to fill the emptiness
The piece is gone and the puzzle undone
That's the way it is

You are beautiful no matter what they say
Words won't bring you down
You are beautiful in every single way
Yes, words won't bring you down
Don't you bring me down today...

No matter what we do
(no matter what we do)
No matter what they say
(no matter what they say)
When the sun is shining through
Then the clouds won't stay
And everywhere we go
(everywhere we go)
The sun won't always shine
(sun won't always shine)
But tomorrow will find a way
All the other times

We are beautiful no matter what they say
Yes, words won't bring us down
We are beautiful no matter what they say
Yes, words can't bring us down
Don't you bring me down today

Don't you bring me down today
Don't you bring me down today
 

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Bohemian Rhapsody- Queen

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide,
No escape from reality.
Open your eyes, Look up to the skies and see,
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy,
Because I'm easy come, easy go, Little high, little low,
Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me.

Mama just killed a man,
Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now he's dead.
Mama, life had just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away.
Mama, ooh, Didn't mean to make you cry,
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters.

Too late, my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time.
Goodbye, ev'rybody, I've got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.
Mama, ooh, I don't want to die,
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.

I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango.
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very fright'ning me.
(Galileo.) Galileo. (Galileo.) Galileo, Galileo figaro
Magnifico. I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me.
He's just a poor boy from a poor family,
Spare him his life from this monstrosity.
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go.
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go.
(Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go.
(Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go.
(Let me go.) Will not let you go.
(Let me go.) Will not let you go. (Let me go.) Ah.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
(Oh mama mia, mama mia.) Mama mia, let me go.
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me.

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye.
So you think you can love me and leave me to die.
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby,
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here.

Nothing really matters, Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters,
Nothing really matters to me...

Any way the wind blows...

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I don't have too much time, I was just looking them up when I spotted this thread... helluva coinkidink :D
 
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Bad
- Michael Jackson


Your butt is mine
Gonna tell you right
Just show your face
In broad daylight
I'm telling you
On how I feel
Gonna hurt your mind
Don't shoot to kill
Come on

Come on
Lay it on me
All right...

I'm giving you
On count of three
To show your stuff
Or let it be
I'm telling you
Just watch your mouth
I know your game
What you're about

Well they say the sky's the limit
And to me that's really true
But my friend you have seen nothin'
Just wait 'til I get through...
Chorus:
Because I'm bad, I'm bad - come on
(Bad bad - really, really bad)
You know I'm bad, I'm bad - come on, you know
(Bad bad - really, really bad)
And the whole world has to
Answer right now
Just to tell you once again
Who's bad...

The word is out
You're doin' wrong
Gonna lock you up
Before too long
Your lyin' eyes
Gonna tell you right
So listen up
Don't make a fight
Your talk is cheap
You're not a man
You're throwin' stones
To hide your hands

But they say the sky's the limit
And to me that's really true
And my friends you have seen nothin'
Just wait 'til I get through...

Chorus

We can change the world tomorrow
This could be a better place
If you don't like what I'm sayin'
Then won't you slap my face...

Chorus

Woo! Woo! Woo!
(And the whole world has to answer right now just to tell you once again...)

Chorus
(Repeat - ad lib)

Who's bad?

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Smooth Criminal
- Michael Jackson


As he came into the window
It was the sound of a crescendo
He came in her apartment
He left the blood stains on the carpet
She ran underneath the table
He could see she was unable
So she ran into the bedroom
She was struck down, it was her doom

Chorus:
Annie are you ok?
So, Annie are you ok?
Are you ok, Annie
Annie are you ok?
So, Annie are you ok
Are you ok, Annie
Annie are you ok?
So, Annie are you ok?
Are you ok, Annie?
Annie are you ok?

So, Annie are you ok, are you ok, Annie?

Chorus 2:
(Annie are you ok?)
(Will you tell us that you're ok?)
(There's a sign in the window)
(That he struck you - a crescendo Annie)
(He came into your apartment)
(He left the blood stains on the carpet)
(Then you ran into the bedroom)
(You were struck down)
(It was your doom)

Chorus

You've been hit by
You've been hit by - a smooth criminal

So they came into the outway
It was Sunday - what a black day
Mouth to mouth resuscitation
Sounding heartbeats - intimidations

Chorus

Chorus 2

(Annie are you ok?)
(So, Annie are you ok?)
(Are you ok Annie?)
(You've been hit by)
(You've been struck by - a smooth criminal)

Okay, I want everybody to clear the area right now!

Aaow!
(Annie are you ok?)
I don't know!
(Will you tell us, that you're ok?)
I don't know!
(There's a sign in the window)
I don't know!
(That he struck you - a crescendo Annie)
I don't know!
(He came into your apartment)
I don't know
(Left blood stains on the carpet)
I don't know why baby!
(Then you ran into the bedroom)
I don't know!
(You were struck down)
(It was your doom - Annie!)
(Annie are you ok?)
Dad gone it - baby!
(Will you tell us, that you're ok?)
Dad gone it - baby!
(There's a sign in the window)
Dad gone it - baby!
(That he struck you - a crescendo Annie)
Hoo! Hoo!
(He came into your apartment)
Dad gone it!
(Left blood stains on the carpet)
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
(Then you ran into the bedroom)
Dad gone it!
(You were struck down)
(It was your doom - Annie!)
Aaow!!!

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Beat It
- Michael Jackson


They told him don't you ever come around here
Don't wanna see your face, you better disappear
The fire's in their eyes and the words are really clear
So beat it, just beat it

You better run, you better do what you can
Don't wanna see no blood, don't be a macho man
You wanna be tough, better do what you can
So beat it, but you wanna be bad

Chorus:
Just beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it

They're out to get you, better leave while you can
Don't wanna be a boy, you wanna be a man
You wanna stay alive, better do what you can
So beat it, just beat it

You have to show them that you're really not scared
You're playing with your life, this ain't no truth or dare
They'll kick you, then they beat you
Then they'll tell you it's fair
So beat it, but you wanna be bad

Chorus
(Repeat 9 times - fade out)

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Black Or White
- Michael Jackson


I took my baby
On a Saturday bang
Boy is that girl with you
Yes we're one and the same

Now I believe in miracles
And a miracle
Has happened tonight
But
If you're thinkin'
About my baby
It don't matter if you're
Black or white

They print my message
In the Saturday Sun
I had tell them
I ain't second to none

And I told about equality
And it's true
Either you're wrong
Or you're right
But
If you're thinkin'
About my baby
It don't matter if you're
Black or white

I am tired of this devil
I am tired of this devil
I am tired of this stuff
I am tired of this business
Sew when the
Going gets rough
I ain't scared of your brother
I ain't scared of no sheets
I ain's scared of nobody
Girl when the goin' gets mean

Rap:
Protection
For gangs, clubs, and nations
Causing grief in human relations
It's a turf war
On a global scale
I'd rather hear both sides of the tale
See, it's not about races
Just places, faces
Where your blood comes from
Is where your space is
I've seen the bright get duller
I'm not going to spend
My life being a color

Don't tell me you agree with me
When I saw you
Kickin' dirt in my eye
But
You're thinkin'about my baby
It don't matter if you're
Black or white

I said
If you're thinkin' about my baby
It don't matter if you're
Black or white
I said
If you're thinkin' of being my brother
It don't matter if you're
Black or white

Ooh, ooh
Yeah, yea, yea now
Ooh, ooh
Yea, yea, yea now

It's black, it's white
It's tough for them
To get by
It's black, it's white, whoo
(Repeat)

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Eat it
-Weird Al


How come you're always such a fussy young man
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raison Bran
Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan
So eat it, just eat it

Don't want to argue, I don't want to debate
Don't want to hear about what kind of food you hate
You won't get no dessert 'till you clean off your plate
So eat it

Don't you tell me you're full
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it, ooh

Your table manners are some cryin' shame
You're playin' with your food, this ain't some kind of game
Now, if you starve to death, you'll just have yourself to blame
So eat it, just eat it

You better listen, better do what you're told
You haven't even touched your tuna casserole
You better chow down or it's gonna get cold
So eat it

I don't care if you're full
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Open up your mouth and feed it
Have some more yogurt, have some more spam
It doesn't matter it it's fresh or tanned
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeate it
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
If it's gettin' cold, reheat it
Have a big dinner, have a light snack
If you don't like it, you can't send it back
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it (oh lord)
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeat it (oh no)
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
 
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Weird Al Yankovich - Fat

Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right

My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got more chins than Chinatown

Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Don'tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just now tell me once again who's fat

When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the Richter scale
Down at the beach I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one who gets a tan
If I have one more pie a la mode
I'm gonna need my own zip code

When you're only having seconds
I'm having twenty-thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Lemme tell you once again who's fat

If you see me comin' your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell you that I'm hungry
Then won't you feed my face

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Woo woo woo, when I sit around the house
I really sit around the house

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know, you know, you know, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And you know all by myself I'm a crowd
Lemme tell you once again

You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, you know, hoo
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud
Just tell me once again who's fat
~~~~~
Guess which song reminded me to post this one.
 
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bring it!! :p

Anouther one ride the bus
-Weird Al


Ridin' in a bus down the boulevard,
And the place was pretty packed.
Couldn't find a seat, so I had to stand,
With the perverts in the back.
It was smellin' like a locker room.
There was junk all over the floor.
We're already packed in like sardines,
But we're stoppin' to pick up more.
Look out!

CHORUS:
Another one rides the bus-ah.
Another one rides the bus-ah.
And another comes on,
And another comes on.
Another one rides the bus-ah.
Hey!
He's gonna sit by you.
Another one rides the bus.

There's a suitcase pokin' me in the ribs.
There's an elbow in my ear.
There's a smelly old bum standin' next to me.
Hasn't showered in a year.
Well, I think I'm missin' a contact lens.
I think my wallet's gone.
And I think this bus is stoppin' again,
To let a couple more freaks get on.
Look out!

CHORUS

Another one rides the bus.
Another one rides the bus--ow!
Another one rides the bus--hey, hey!
Another one rides the bus--hey-y-y-y!

The window doesn't open, and the fan is broke,
And my face is turnin' blue.
I haven't been in a crowd like this
Since I went to see The Who.
Well, I should'a got off a couple miles ago,
But I couldn't get to the door.
There isn't any room for me to breathe.
Now we're gonna pick up more, yeah!

CHORUS
 
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I know more Weird Al than I know math problems. I even know those unpublished, like "Chicken Pot Pie" (a spoof of Live and Let Die).

Germs - Weird Al

Sometimes I really want to be alone
But that's one state I'm never in
Because I know that I've got millions upon millions
Of tiny, one-celled organisms living on my skin

(Germs) I rub and scrub until my flesh is raw and bleeding
(Germs) But they just come right back
(Germs) I can't even see 'em, but I know they're up to something
Hey, don't touch that - you don't know where it's been

They're all over me
They're inside of me
Can't get 'em offa me
I'm covered with ... microscopic bacteria
What do they want from me
What'll they do to me
There's no escape for me
I'm crawling with ... microscopic bacteria

Now if I ever dare to go to sleep
That's when they start their sneak attack
In the morning I wake up in utter horror
To find my teeth are covered with bacterial plaque

(Germs) Can't get those parasitic creatures off my face
(Germs) And there's more comin' every day
(Germs) I never said that they could camp out on my body
I wish they'd pack their tiny little bags and move away

They're all over me
They're inside of me
Can't get 'em offa me
I'm covered with ... microscopic bacteria
What do they want from me
What'll they do to me
There's no escape for me
I'm crawling with ... microscopic bacteria

They're creepin' around my shorts
They're under the bathroom sink
They're ridin' inside my car
They're swimmin' in my drink
They're hidin' between my toes
They're lurkin' in every kiss
I got 'em way up my nose
In every orafice
I'm gonna show them who's boss
I'm gonna get even yet
Just gimme some Lysol spray
Just hand me a moist towelette
Don't tell me I'm paranoid
I know that they're after me
Look under the microscope
See??

They're all over me
They're inside of me
Can't get 'em offa me
I'm covered with ... microscopic bacteria
What do they want from me
What'll they do to me
There's no escape for me
I'm crawling with ... microscopic bacteria

They're all over me
I can feel 'em all over me
Over every part of me
Microscopic bacteria
I know they're watching me
They're always watching me
They're coming after me
Microscopic bacteria
Won't somebody help me
Please somebody help me
You've got to believe me
They're out to get me
They wanna control me
They wanna destroy me
They're tryin' to kill me
It kind of upsets me
----My favorites :)


Chicken Pot Pie - Weird Al (Live and Let Die;unpublished)

When we were young, Bernie's Deli was down the block
(Ooh ooh ooh ooh)
He made a great liver pate
(You know he did, you know he did, you know he did)
But if there's one thing in this world that I like better
Than a corned beef on rye

It's Chicken Pot Pie
Chicken Pot Pie

[chorus of chicken-cluck imitations]


Yoda - Weird Al (spoof of Lola)

I met him on a swamp down on Dagobah
Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda
S-O-D-A, soda
I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I asked him his name and in a raspy voice, he said, "Yoda"
Y-O-D-A, Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda

Well, I've been around, but I ain't ever seen
A guy who looks like a muppet but he's wrinkled and green
Oh, my Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda
Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand
How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand
Oh, my Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda

Well, I left home just a week before
And I've never ever been a Jedi before
But Obi-Wan, he set me straight, of course
He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force!"
Well, I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben
So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again with my Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda
So I used the Force
I lifted a box
I lifted some rocks
Well, I stood on my head
But I won't forget what Yoda said

He said, "Luke, stay away from the darker side
"And if you start to go astray, let the Force be your giude."
Oh, my Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda
"I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed,
"But remember, if you kill him then you'll be unemployed."
Oh, my Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda

Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess
So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess
But I know I'll be coming back some day
I'll be playing this part 'til I'm old and gray
A lifetime contract I have signed
And I'll be making these movies until the end of time with my Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda
 
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Ug, don't remind me of the dubbed digimon music. God was it horrible, especially when the japanese music was so good.

Ok, sorry for no translation (though I'm getting closer to the point that I could translate parts of it, maybe I'll put in what I can figure out and remember.) Also, it's only the first vers (what I can come up with from memory).

Myuji - eX Dream (X tv Opening theme)

-izure kowareyuku, kono sekai ni wa (this world approaches/will soon reach the day of destruction/break down)
-yume to kibou tokka, doudemo ii mono (Hopes and dreams will not matter)
-kokoro no kakete, nemuru kimi wa (you're sleeping within your heart)
-mezameru... koto nai kedo... (but you will not awake)
-kawararenu mirai o sono tede kanjite (Damn, forgot this one)
-Burning for your life! itsuka mo etsukiru (English and then... doh)
-kono inochi o sasegatemo [for the perfect dream] (again with forgetting)
-drowning in my dream, tatoe obaretemo (forget...)
-yume wa yume de shikanai (a dream is just a dream)
-kimi wa starlight! (you are starlight!)

I suppose I coulda found the trnslation but I didn't feel like looking ;P

****EDIT****

Took a few minutes to grab this while I was at it. Took a bit of digging but I got the lyrics to "Sora" (Translates as "sky") from Vision of Escaflowne. It's not in any real language so don't try to translate it ;P It's one of the most beautiful songs I've ever heard.

Win dain a lotica
En val tu ri
Si lo ta
Fin dein a loluca
En dragu a sei lain
Vi fa-ru les shutai am
En riga-lint

Win chent a lotica
En val turi
Silota
Fin dein a loluca
Si katigura neuver
Floreria for chesti
Si entina

Lalala…
Fontina Blu Cent
De cravi esca letisimo
Lalala…
De quantian
La finde reve

Win dain a lotica
En vai tu ri
Si lo ta
Fin dein a loluca
En dragu a sei lain
Vi fa-ru les shutai am
En riga-lint

-Karrde-
 
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Try to beat this one:
Weird Al Yankovich - Polkamon

Krabby, Snubbull, Venonat
Mankey, Chansey and Zubat
Slowking, Ditto, Butterfree
Lugia and Caterpie
Oddish, Poliwag, Goldeen
Elekid and Nidoqueen
Victreebel and Magneton - Everybody Polkamon!

Aerodactyl, Seel, Machoke
Marill, Moltres, then Slowpoke
Articuno, Ditto, Muk
Flareon and ol' Psyduck
Cloyster, Kingler, Shellder, Gloom
Snorlax and of course Vileplume
Zapdos and Charmeleon - Everybody Polkamon!

It's time to polka
For Ponyta and Pidgey too
Come on put on your lederhosen
And try not to stamp on little Pikachu
You'd better grab yourself a partner
Like Tentacruel or Bulbasaur (Bulbasaur)
Hold on a minute - there's still at least a hundred and twenty-seven more

Including Ledyba and Omastar
Jynx, Bellossom and Magmar
Geodude and Arcanine
Jiggypuff and Mr. Mime
Don't forget about Sandslash
Exeggcute and Rapidash
Lickitung and Porygon - Everybody Polkamon!

Everybody Polkamon!
Everybody Polkamon!
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Weird Al Yankovich - Albuquerque

Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop
You know the place
well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just peachy

Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning
My mother would make me a big bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast

Awww - Big bowl of sauerkraut
Every single mornin
It wa driving me crazy

I said to my mom
I said "Hey, mom, what's with all the sauerkraut?"
And my dear, sweet mother
She just looked at my like a cow looks at an oncoming train
And she leaned right down next to me
And she said "IT'S GOOD FOR YOU"
And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth
And force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was twenty six and a half years old

That's when I swore that someday
Someday I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical, far away place
Where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer
And the towels are oh so fluffy
Where the shriners and the lepers play their ukuleles all day long
And anyone on the street will glady shave your back for a nickel

Wacka wacka doodoo yeah

Well, let me tell you, people, it wasn't long at all before my dream came true
Because the very next day, a local radio station had this contest
To see who could correctly guess the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's butt
I was off by three, but I still won the grand prize
That's right, a first class one-way ticket to

Albuquerque
Albuquerque

Oh yeah
You know, I'd never been on a real airplane before
And I gotta tell ya, it was really great
Except that I had to sit between two large Albanian women with excruciatingly severe body odor
And the little kid in back of me kept throwin' up the whole time
The flight attendants ran out of Dr. Pepper and salted peanuts
And the in-flight movie was Bio-Dome with Pauly Shore
And, oh yeah, three of the airplane engines burned out
And we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside
And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died
Except for me
You know why?

'Cause I had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position
Had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position
Had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position

Ah ha ha ha
Ah ha ha
Ahhhh

So I crawled from the twisted, burnin' wreckage
I crawled on my hands and knees for three full days
Draggin' along my big leather suitcase and my garment bag
And my tenor saxophone and my twelve-pound bowling ball
And my lucky, lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark snorkel
But finally I arived at the world famous Albuquerque Holiday Inn
Where the towels are oh so fluffy
And you can eat your soup right out of the ashtrays if you wanna
It's OK, they're clean

Well, I checked into my room and I turned down the A/C
And I turned on the SpectraVision
And I'm just about to eat that little chocolate mint on my pillow
That I love so very, very much when suddenly, there's a knock on the door

Well now, who could that be?
I say "Who is it?"
No answer
"Who is it?"
There's no answer
"WHO IS IT?"
They're not sayin' anything

So, finally I go over and I open the door and just as I suspected
It's some big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock-Of-Seagulls haircut and only one nostril
Oh man, I hate it when I'm right
So anyway, he bursts into my room and he grabs my lucky snorkel
And I'm like "Hey, you can't have that"
"That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me"
And he's like "Tough"
And I'm like "Give it"
And he's like "Make me"
And I'm like "'Kay"
So I grabbed his leg and he grabbed my esophagus
And I bit off his ear and he chewed off my eyebrows
And I took out his appendix and he gave me a colonic irrigation
Yes indeed, you better believe it
And somehow in the middle of it all, the phone got knocked off the hook
And twenty seconds later, I heard a farmiliar voice
And you know what it said?
I'll tell you what it said

It said
"If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again"
"If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator"
"If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again"
"If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator"

In Albuquerque
Albuquerque

Well, to cut a long story short, he got away with my snorkel
But I made a a solemn vow right then and there that I would not rest
I would not sleep for an instant until the one-nostrilled man was brought to justice
But first, I decided to buy some donuts

So I got in my car and I drove over to the donut shop
And I walked on up to the guy behind the counter
And he says "Yeah, what do ya want?"
I said "You got any glazed donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta glazed donuts"
I said "Well, you got any jelly donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta jelly donuts"
I said "You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta Bavarian cream-filled donuts"
I said "You got any cinnamon rolls?"
He said "No, we're outta cinnamon rolls"
I said "You got any apple fritters?"
He said "No, we're outta apple fritters"
I said "You got any bear claws?"
He said "Wait a minute, I'll go check"
"No, we're outta bear claws"
I said "Well, in that case - in that case, what do you have?"
He says "All I got right now is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels"
I said "OK, I'll take that"

So he hands me the box and I open up the lid and the weasels jump out
And they immediately latch onto my face and start bitin' me all over
(rabid gnawing sounds)
Oh man, they were just going nuts
They were tearin' me apart
You know, I think it was just about that time that a little ditty started goin' through my head"
I believe it went a little something like this . . .

Doh
Get 'em off me
Get 'em off me
Oh
No, get 'em off, get 'em off
Oh, oh God, oh God
Oh, get 'em off me
Oh, oh God
Ah, (more screaming)

I ran out into the street with these flesh-eating weasels all over my face
Wavin' my arms all around and just runnin', runnin', runnin'
Like a constipated weiner dog
And as luck wouls have it, that's exactly when I ran into the girl of my dreams
Her name was Zelda
She was a caligraphy enthusiast with a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peaches
I'll never forget the first thing she said to me.
She said "Hey, you've got weasels on your face"

That's when I knew it was true love
We were inseperable after that
Aw, we ate together, we bathed together
We even shared the same piece of mint-flavored dental floss
The world was our burrito
So we got married and we bought us a house
And had two beautiful children - Nathaniel and Superfly
Oh, we were so very very very happy, aw yeah

But then one fateful night, Zelda said to me
She said "Sweetie pumpkin? Do you wanna join the Columbia Record Club?"
I said "Woah, hold on now, baby"
"I'm just not ready for that kinda commitment"
So we broke up and I never saw her again
But that's just the way things go

In Albuquerque
Albuquerque

Anyway, things really started lookin' upi for me
Because about a week later, I finally achieved my lifelong dream
That's right, I got me a part-time job at The Sizzler
I even made employee of the month after I put that grease fire out with my face
Aw yeah, everybody was pretty jealous of me after that
I was gettin' a lot of attitude

OK, like one time, I was out in the parking lot
Tryin' to remove my excess earwax with a golf pencil
When I see this guy Marty tryin' to carry a big ol' sofa up the stairs all by himself
So I, I say to him, I say "Hey, you want me to help you with that?"
And Marty, he just rolls his eyes and goes
"No, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw"

So I did

And then he gets all indignant on me
He's like "Hey man, I was just being sarcastic"
Well, that's just great
How was I supposed to know that?
I'm not a mind reader for cryin' out loud
Besides, now he's got a really cute nickname - Torso-Boy
So what's he complaining about?

Say, that reminds me of another amusing anecdote
This guy comes up to me on the street and says he hasn't had a bit in three days
Well, I knew what he meant
But just to be funny, I took a big bite out of his jugular vein
And he's yellin' and screamin' and bleeding all over
And I'm like "Hey, come on, don'tcha get it?"
But he just keeps rolling around on the sidewalk, bleeding, and screaming
(screaming sounds)
You know, just completely missing the irony of the whole situation
Man, some people just can't take a joke, you know?

Anyway, um, um, where was I?
Kinda lost my train of thought

Uh, well, uh, OK
Anyway I, I know it's kinda been a roundabout way of saying it
But I guess the whole point I'm tryin' to make here is

I hate sauerkraut

That's all I'm really tryin' to say
And, by the way, if one day you happen to wake up
And find yourself in an existential quandry
Full of loathing and self-doubt
And wracked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful meaningless existence
At least you can take a small bit of comfort in knowing that
Somewhere out there in this crazy mixed-up universe of ours
There's still a little place called

Albuquerque
Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque

I said "A" (A)
"L" (L)
"B" (B)
"U" (U)
"querque" (querque)

Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque

Albuquerque

(belch)
~~~~~~
This one was in The Transformers movie:
Weird Al Ynkovich - Dare To Be Stupid

Put down your chainsaw and listen to me
It's time for us to join in the fight
It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys
It's time to let the bedbugs bite

You better put all your eggs in one basket
You better count your chickens before they hatch
You better sell some wine before it's/its time
You better find yourself an itch to scratch

You better squeeze all the Charmin you can while Mr. Wimpole's not around
Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan

Talk with your mouth full
Bite the hand that feeds you
Bite on more than you chew
What can you do
Dare to be stupid

Take some wooden nickles
Look for Mr. Goodbar
Get your mojo working now
I'll show you how
You can dare to be stupid

You can turn the other cheek
You can just give up the ship
You can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to leave a tip

Dare to be stupid
Come on and dare to be stupid
It's so easy to do
Dare to be stupid
We're all waiting for you
Let's go

It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill
So can I have a volunteer
There's no more time for crying over spilled milk
Now it's time for crying in your beer

Settle down, raise a family, join the PTA
Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevyrolet
And party 'till you're broke and they drive you away
It's OK, you can dare to be stupid

It's like spitting on a fish
It's like barking up a tree
It's like I said you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free

Dare to be stupid (yes)
Why don't you dare to be stupid
It's so easy to do
Dare to be stupid
We're all waiting for you
Dare to be stupid

Burn your candle at both ends
Look a gift horse in the mouth
Mashed potatoes can be your friends

You can be a coffee achiever
You can sit around the house and watch Leave It To Beaver
The future's up to you
So what you gonna do

Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
What did I say
Dare to be stupid
Tell me, what did I say
Dare to be stupid
It's alright
Dare to be stupid
We can be stupid all night
Dare to be stupid
Come on, join the crowd
Dare to be stupid
Shout it out loud
Dare to be stupid
I can't hear you
Dare to be stupid
OK, I can hear you now
Dare to be stupid
Let's go, Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
~~~~~~
I know V.B. had posted it somewheres else. But its just too funny.
 

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