Lyrics thread

[Goku_Son_1]

In the boredom topic, posting lyrics has become a fad, so let's make a thread! Woohoo! *does a Goku dance*. Alrighty, let's start off with Depeche Mode, Tenchi Muyo, P.O.D, and Digimon songs.

Digimon - Here We Go (from Season 2)

Here We Go!

Hey, what's up, Superstar?
Looks like you're goin' far,
Hey look it's Wonderguy,
Gonna make ya plenty fine,
Now what's up, Wondergirl?
You're gonna change the world,

So everything's not perfect,
Don't matter 'cause,
You rework it,
No-thing's holding you,
Never stopping,
Never stopping,
Never stopping now,

Oh-oh, Oh-oh, Oh-oh-oh,
Oh-oh, Oh-oh, Oh-oh, Here We Go!
Oh-oh, Oh-oh, Oh-oh-oh-oh...

Hey what's up dynamite?
Takin off on a new flight,
Step it up to number 1,
It won't back off until it's,
Gonna be like a great fly,
You're gonna be the next flier...

So every-thing is crazy,
Don't matter 'cause,
No-thing's crazy,
You...get...though...it,
Never stopping,
Never stopping,

Oh-oh, Oh-oh, Oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh, Oh-oh, Oh-oh, Here We Go!
Oh-oh, Oh-oh, Oh-oh-oh-oh...

Oh-oh, Oh-oh, Oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh, Oh-oh, Oh-oh, Here We Go!
Oh-oh, Oh-oh, Oh-oh-oh-ohhhhhh....


Depeche Mode - A Question of Lust

Fragile
Like a baby in your arms
Be gentle with me
I'd never willingly
Do you harm

Apologies
Are all you seem to get from me
But just like a child
You make me smile
When you care for me
And you know......

It's a question of lust
It's a question of trust
It's a question of not letting
What we've built up
Crumble to dust
It is all of these things and more
That keep us together

Independence
Is still important for us though (we realise)
It's easy to make
The stupid mistake
Of letting go (do you know what I mean)

My weaknesses
You know each and every one (it frightens me)
But I need to drink
More than you seem to think
Before I'm anyone's
And you know......

It's a question of lust
It's a question of trust
It's a question of not letting
What we've built up
Crumble to dust
It is all of these things and more
That keep us together

Kiss me goodbye
When I'm on my own
But you know that I'd
Rather be home

It's a question of lust...


P.O.D (featuring Eek-A-Mouse) - Ridiculous

Skillfully tested, rhythmically possessed with rhymes
And when it was time, Jah gave me the mic after he blessed it
He said share the loving, prepare them for the Second Coming
Beware of the false prophets, because they got my people bugg'n
Put on the full armor, cause you know these fools they're gonna wanna
Talk behind your back, but stay away from the drama
You know that I'm gonna keep you safe inside the palm of my hand
Cause you the man and that's word to your mama
So give it to 'em, it's themselves that they're fool'n
Gotta head of the game too quick, what they lack is ol' school'n
You know who's who, whether or not I'm talking to your crew
It's up to you to keep it true, nuff respect due.

[chorus]
Dem test me crew, but dem can't get with this
Dem all the same, talking wickedness
Your styles been played, and I'm already sick of it
Them so ridiculous, them so ridiculous.
Dem test me crew, but dem can't get with this
Dem all the same, talking nonesense.
Your styles been played, and I'm already sick of it
Them so ridiculous, them so ridiculous.

Original Rude Boy, we bring the styles
Ain't heard this in a while, check the stats, review my profile
They dime a dozen, can't understand why all the fuss'n
Known for talking loud but they really saying nothing
With every word you poison my mental concept
Negative be the topic, somebody's got to stop it
And clear your mind and continue to come alive
And he love, we love, bring it back, come, rewind.

[chorus]

To all my peoples that be keeping it real
They know the time and they know the deal
To all my peoples that are down with this crew
We keep it live cause this one's for you

[chorus]


Tenchi Muyo - Washu's Science Song

Sit back and listen to this song that I'm singin',
Photon, Proton, Synchroton are interesting
Science is better than love can ever be
falling in love is based on chaotic therory!
Emotions are exhausting,
Quantium mechanics never ever make you frown
with scientific methods,
imanginary, won't combine with will, yeah!
*Rap*
Listen, through his expiriments, Heizenburg
concluded that the excert mesurments of one and two
related observable quantities, such as condition and
momentum, produces uncertaties in the measurments of
the other. He figured the product of the uncertanties
of the position and the uncertaties of
momentum are equal or greater to h over 2 pi where h
equals twice counting. It means that observations in
quantium mechanics always leads to uncertanties. You understand
this,
don't you?
*Ryoko*No. Not at all.
*Kiyone* I think it's hopeless.

 

[Xenogias]

Stop Spamming Goku_Son_1.
I haven't said a word till now but why are you doing this?
You must either be bored as hell or your pissed off about something.
Bleh. Either way, I dont give a damn, Im no mod/admin but stop
spamming.

 

[Hitokiri]

welcome to the thread in which EVERYBODY POSTS BUT NOBODY READS.

<--- thinks lyric posts are stupid

 

[Goku_Son_1]

I'm not spamming. It's in off-topic, and people are posting lyrics anyway, so why not? I mean, come on. :S

I'm just making a thread for fun.

 

[owa]

Blink 182 - Family Reunion -

**** piss **** **** ****sucker
mother****er tit fart turd and ****
**** piss **** **** ****sucke
mother****er tit fart turd and ****
**** piss **** **** ****sucker
mother****er tit fart turd and ****
**** piss **** **** ****sucker
mother****er tit fart turd and ****
I ****ed your mom

 

[Evil_Trunks]

I'm glad you enjoy these forums, and are familiarizing yourself with them. But when I look at the who posted last column. It is nothing but you. You might want to cool it. Otherwise you will be labeled a spammer and we frown upon that.

 

[Goku_Son_1]

Ryoko, OWA, and someone else were also posting Lyrics. It wasn't just me. Now will you please stop ruining my fun, and act like civilized people? *frowns upon all that flamed and ruined my thread* Besides, I love reading lyrics.


The Escape Club - Wild Wild West

Forty seven dead beats living in the back street
north east west south all in the same house
sitting in a back room waiting for the big boom
I'm in a bedroom waiting for my baby

[chorus:]

She's so mean but I don't care
I love her eyes and her wild wild hair
dance to the beat that we love best
heading for the nineties
living in the wild wild west
the wild wild west

Mandy's in the backroom handing out valium
sheriff's on the airwaves talking to the D.J.'s
Forty seven heartbeats beating like a drum
got to live it up live it up
Ronnie's got a new gun

[chorus]

Now put your flags in the air and march them up and down
you can live it up live it up all over the town
and turn to the left, turn to the right
I don't care as long as she comes tonight

[chorus]

Heading for the nineties living in the eighties
screaming in a back room waiting for the big boom

give me give me wild west
give me give me safe (something that rhymes with west, adn is for adults)
give me love give me love
give me time to live it up


Deee-Lite - Groove is in the Heart
We're going to dance,
We're going to dance,
We're going to dance
And have some fun
(Fun fun fun)
(Dig!)

The chills that you
Spill up my back
Keep me filled with
Satisfaction when we're done
Satisfaction of what's to come
(I) I couldn't ask for another
(I-I-I-I-I I)
No I couldn't ask for another
(Oh that's right)
Your groove I do deeply dig
No walls only the bridge
My supperdish, my succotash wish
(Sing it baby)
(I) I couldn't ask for another
(Uh-huh uh-huh)
(I-I-I-I-I I)
No I couldn't ask for another

(Ahah!)

Groove is in the heart
Ah-ah-ah-ah
Groove is in the heart
Ah-ah-ah-ah
Groove is in the heart
(Ask me mama)
Groove is in the heart
Ah-ah-ah

(Watch out!)

The depth the hula groove
Move us to the nth hoop
We goin' through to Horten
Hears a who-ooh
(I) I couldn't ask for another
(I-I-I-I-I I)
No couldn't ask for another
DJ Soul (soul) was on a roll
I've been told he can't be sold
He's not vicious or malicious
Just de-lovely and delicious
(I) I couldn't ask for another

(Sing it)

Groove is in the heart
Ah-ah-ah-ah
(Ne-na-na-na-na)
Groove is in the heart
(Ne-na-na-na-na)
Groove is in the heart
(Ne-na-na-na-na)
Groove is in the heart-ah-ah-ah

1-2-3 bl-ble-ooh-ooh
(Blow them on the lawn)
(Ahah!)
(Groove is in the heart)

Groove is in the heart
Ah-ah-ah-ah (yeah)
Groove is in the heart
Ah-ah-ah
Groove is in the heart
Groove is in the heart
Ah-ah-ah

(Hehe-he-heh
Come y'all
Y'all are crazy man!)

 

[owa]

- Limp Bizkit - Hotdog -

Ladies and gentlemen!
Introducing the Chocolate Starfish
and the Hotdog Flavored Water
Bring it on!
Get the **** up!
Yeah!
Check, one, two

Listen up, listen up!
Here we go
It's a ****ed world
We're a ****ed up place
Everybody's judged by their ****ed up face
****ed up dreams
****ed up life
A ****ed up kid
With a ****ed up knife
****ed up moms
And ****ed dads
It's a ****ed up a cop
With a ****ed up badge
****ed up job
With ****ed up pay
And a ****ed up boss
Is a ****ed up day
****ed up press
And ****ed up lies
Well, Lethal's in the back
With the fact of the fires

Hey, it's on
Everybody knows this song
Hey, it's on
Everybody knows this song

Ain't it a shame that you can't say "****"
****'s just a word
And it's all ****ed up
Like a ****ed up punk
With a ****ed up mouth
A nine ninch nail
I'll get knocked the **** out
****ed up babes
Who ****ed up sex
Fake ass titties
On a ****ed up chest
We're all ****ed up
So whatcha wanna do?
We ****ed up me
And ****ed up you

You wanna **** me like an animal
You'd like to burn me on the inside
You like to think that I'm a perfect drug
Just know that nothing you do
Will bring you closer to me

Ain't life a *****?
A ****ed up *****
A ****ed up soul with a ****ed up stitch
A ****ed up head
Is a ****ed up shame
Swinging on my nuts
Is a ****ed up game
Jealousy filling up a ****ed up mind
It's real ****ed up
Like a ****ed up crime
If I say "****", two more times
That's forty six "****s" in this ****ed up rhyme

It's on
Everybody knows this song
Hey, it's on
Everybody knows this song

You wanna **** me like an animal
You'd like to burn me on the inside
You like to think that I'm a perfect drug
Just know that nothing you do
Will bring you closer to me

Hooo Haaa Haaaw!
Listen up baby
You.. can't.. bring.. me.. (bring me).. down
I.. don't.. think.. so
I don't want some
You.. better.. check.. your.. (check it).. self
Before.. you.. wreck.. your.. self
This.. my.. star.. fish
My.. choco.. late.. Starfish.. punk
This.. my.. star.. fish
My.. choco.. late.. Starfish.. punk

You wanna **** me like an animal
You'd like to burn me on the inside
You like to think that I'm a perfect drug
Just know that nothing you do
Will bring you closer to me

 

[Goku_Son_1]

OWA, if you don't post clean lyrics, I'll huggle you!

 

[saiyanslayer]

actually, i think this is nice. I've been looking for more songs to buy, and this'll help ^_^

 

[Goku_Son_1]

See?

Linkin Park - Runaway

Graffiti decorations
Under a sky of dust
A constant wave of tension
On top of broken trust
The lessons that you taught me
I learn were never true
Now I find myself in question
(They point the finger at me again)
Guilty by association
(You point the finger at me again)

I wanna run away
Never say goodbye
I wanna know the truth
Instead of wondering why
I wanna know the answers
No more lies
I wanna shut the door
And open up my mind

Paper bags and angry voices
Under a sky of dust
Another wave of tension
Has more than filled me up
All my talk of taking action
These words were never true
Now I find myself in question
(They point the finger at me again)
Guilty by association
(You point the finger at me again)

I wanna run away
Never say goodbye
I wanna know the truth
Instead of wondering why
I wanna know the answers
No more lies
I wanna shut the door
And open up my mind

I'm gonna run away and never say goodbye
(gonna run away gonna run away gonna run away gonna run away)
I'm gonna run away and never wonder why
(gonna run away gonna run away gonna run away gonna run away)
I'm gonna run away and open my mind
(gonna run away/mind gonna run away gonna run away/mind mind gonna run away mind gonna run away/mind gonna run away gonna run away gonna run away/mind)

I wanna run away
Never say goodbye
I wanna know the truth
Instead of wondering why
I wanna know the answers
No more lies
I wanna shut the door
And open up my mind

I wanna run away
and open up my mind
I wanna run away
and open up my mind
I wanna run away
and open up my mind
I wanna run away
and open up my mind


Linkin Park - One Step Closer

I cannot take this anymore
I'm saying everything I've said before
All these words they make no sense
I find bliss in ignorance
Less I hear the less you'll say
But you'll find that out anyway
Just like before...

Everything you say to me
Takes me one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to break
I need a little room to breathe
Cause I'm one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to break

I find the answers aren't so clear
Wish I could find a way to disappear
All these thoughts they make no sense
I find bliss in ignorance
Nothing seems to go away
Over and over again
Just like before...

Everything you say to me
Takes me one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to break
I need a little room to breathe
Cause I'm one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to break
Everything you say to me
Takes me one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to break
I need a little room to breathe
Cause I'm one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to break
Break break break break break

shut up when I'm talking to you
shut up shut up shut up
shut up when I'm talking to you
shut up shut up shut up shut up
I’m about to break

Everything you say to me
Takes me one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to break
I need a little room to breathe
Cause I'm one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to break
Everything you say to me
Takes me one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to break
I need a little room to breathe
Cause I'm one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to break
break
I need a little room to breathe
Cause I'm one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to break
Break break break break break break

shut up when I'm talking to you
shut up shut up shut up
shut up when I'm talking to you
shut up shut up shut up shut up
I’m about to break

Everything you say to me
Takes me one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to break
I need a little room to breathe
Cause I'm one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to break
Everything you say to me
Takes me one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to break
I need a little room to breathe
Cause I'm one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to break


Eiffel 65 - Too Much of Heaven

too much of heaven,
can bring you underground
heaven, can always turn around.
too much of heaven,
a life and soul hell bound.
heaven, the killer makes no sound.

they're still talking about money,
that's right and too much of heaven.
c'mon my frind.

let me tell you what it's all about,
it's called money dependence today,
and people just keep on going on
looking at the dollar bill,
and nothing else around them.
no love, no friendship, nothing else,
just the dollar bill coming on into their pocket,
into their account,
and that's too much of heaven
bringing them underground.
let me tell you what it's all about
it's called money dependence today,
and people just keep on going on
looking at the dollar bill,
and nothing else around them.
no love, no friendship, nothing else,
just the dollar bill coming on into their pocket,
into their account,

[chorus]

the answer,
is blowing in the wind.
the answer is blowing.

oh let me tell you what it's all about.
too much of heaven bring you underground.

[chorus]

 

[owa]

- Blink 182 - Stay together For the Kids -

Its hard to wake up, when the shades have been pulled shut
This house is haunted, its so pathetic, it makes no sense at all
Im ripe with things to say, the words rot and fall away
A stupid poem could fix this home, I'd read it every day

So here's your holiday,
hope you enjoy it this time, you gave it all away
It was mine, so when your dead and gone,
will you remember this night, twenty years now lost,
it's not right.

The anger hurts my ears, been running strong for seven years
Rather then fix the problem, they never solve them, it makes no sense at all
I see them everyday, we get along so why can't they?
If this is what he wants, and its what she wants,then whys there so much pain?

So here's your holiday,
hope you enjoy it this time, you gave it all away.
It was mine,so when your dead and gone,
will you remember this night, twenty years now lost,
it's not right.

So here's your holiday,
hope you enjoy it this time, you gave it all away.
It was mine,so when your dead and gone,
will you remember this night, twenty years now lost,
it's not right
it`s not right
it`s not right
it`s not right


one of my fav songs, clean too.

lol btw: no hard feelings about that pm tihng lol I was only joking

 

[.FM.]

3 DOORS DOWN LYRICS

"When I'm Gone"

There's another world inside of me
That you may never see
There's secrets in this life
That I can't hide
Somewhere in this darkness
There's a light that I can't find
Maybe it's too far away...
Maybe I'm just blind...

Maybe I'm just blind...

[chorus]
So hold me when I'm here
Right me when I'm wrong
Hold me when I'm scared
And love me when I'm gone
Everything I am
And everything in me
Wants to be the one
You wanted me to be
I'll never let you down
Even if I could
I'd give up everything
If only for your good
So hold me when I'm here
Love me when I'm wrong
You can hold me when I'm scared
You won't always be there
So love me when I'm gone
[end chorus]

Love me when I'm gone...

When your education x-ray
Can not see under my skin
I won't tell you a damn thing
That I could not tell my friends
Roaming through this darkness
I'm alive but I'm alone
Part of me is fighting this
But part of me is gone

[chorus]

Maybe I'm just blind...

[chorus]

Love me when I'm gone...

Love me when I'm gone
When I'm Gone
When I'm Gone
When I'm Gone


nice song now Goku_Son_1 read your pm's :S

 

[ph34r t3h Cute]

post some damn Japanase songs!

er, plz?

 

[Goku_Son_1]

:S you sent the explainations only AFTER I reported you.

Smash Mouth - All Star

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow

[chorus: ]
Hey now you're an All Star
get your game on, go play
Hey now you're a Rock Star
get the show on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now but wait 'til you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The waters getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire how about yours

That's the way I like it and I never get bored

[Chorus]
[Chorus]

Somebody once asked could you spare some change for gas I need to get myself away from this place
I said yep what a concept I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change

Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets
You'll never know if you don't go You'll
never shine if you don't glow

[Chorus]


Zone of the Enders - Kiss Me Sunlights

dare mo ga namida
mune ni... mune ni...
naku****a, a no hi
motome... motome...

kurai mado ni, ame...
kirameku machi (tobi koe)
yuki tai.

Angel heart, so many heart,
kiss me sunlights (light...)
Fly to the dark, set soul free,
hold me moonshine! (moonlight...)
Until my rumbled hand lead
to the end of time, (end of night...)
find me in your eyes... (fly me... fly me... fly me...)

Fly the di and faysay chido
You hold me, hold me...
Until I can slowly give you
moonshine, moonshine...

(interlude)
(interlude)

hoshi hara yoro ni
hitori... hitori...
ka ke buke, no yume
mitsume... mitsume...

mi nai hitomi ima
noni sora sa taka miru
tobi tai

Fantaria, tempesta, it`s my Odessey
Go higher, among the hearts
of around the rings (moonlight...)
Until I feel new dawn bloom
on the silent sea (silent sea...)
Sing for me your song (fly me...)

Angel heart, so many heart,
kiss me sunlights (light)
Fly to the dark, set soul free,
hold me moonshine! (moonlight...)
Until my rumbled hand lead
to the end of time, (end of night...)
find me in your eyes... (fly me... fly me... fly me...)

Air l'amore...
Air l'amore...
Air l'amore...

 

[owa]

lol of course we didn't think you'd report us over somthign so stupid but nayways its your choice.

----------

OneWingedangel - FF7

Estuans interius
ira vehementi
Estuans interius
ira vehementi
Sephiroth
Sephiroth

Estuans interius
ira vehementi
Estuans interius
ira vehementi
Sephiroth
Sephiroth

Sors immanis
Et inanis
Sors immanis
Et inanis

Estuans interius
ira vehementi
Estuans interius
ira vehementi
Sephiroth
Sephiroth

Veni, veni, venias,
Ne me mori facias
Veni, veni, venias,
Ne me mori facias

Veni, veni, venias,
Ne me mori facias
Veni, veni, venias,
Ne me mori facias

Veni, veni, venias,|Gloriosa
Ne me mori facias |Generosa
Veni, veni, venias,|Gloriosa
Ne me mori facias |Generosa

Veni, veni, venias,|Gloriosa
Ne me mori facias |Generosa
Veni, veni, venias,|Gloriosa
Ne me mori facias |Generosa

Sephiroth
Sephiroth

 

[.FM.]

:S thats not english

 

[Goku_Son_1]

POKEMON! - Vacation

Come on, come on, come on
Let's go!
Come on, come on
Let's go!
Come on, come on, come on
Let's go!
Come on, come on
Let's go!

Vacation
Need a little sun to break up all the frustration
And turn it into love
Ain't nobody gonna tell us what we gonna do
Because today, it's up to you
Temptation comin' up to me
A little relaxation and I'll be great to be
Come on and weeky weeky loo at the
It's gonna start now
Kick it back , kick it back, kick it back to the track
Kick it back, kick it back, kick it back to the max

[Chorus]
Vacation's where I wanna be
Party on the beach where the fun is free
We don't need a holiday, it's time to celebrate

'Cause I need a break, I need a vacation

Vibrations
Need to get me some and drive out all my complications
And turn them into love
Ain't nobody gonna tell us where we gonna be
Because today, today it's you and me

Vacation's what I wanna do
Party on the beach, fun for me and you
We don't need a holiday, it's time to celebrate

Repeat after me, "I need a vacation."

Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
I wanna be where the fun is free
So come with me

[Chorus]

'Cause I need a break, I need a vacation

[Chorus]

Repeat after me, "I need a vacation."

(I need a) Vacation
(Come on and) Vacation
(I need a) Vacation
(Come on) Vacation
Let's go

[Chorus]

'Cause I need a break, I need a vacation

[Chorus]

 

[Anty]

Drowning Pool - Bodies
(Great song!!!!) :yes:


Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor

Beaten why for
can't take much more

one - nothing wrong with me
two - nothing wrong with me
three - nothing wrong with me
four - nothing wrong with me

one - something's got to give
two - something's got to give
three - something's got to give
now

Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor

Push me again, this is the end

one - nothing wrong with me
two - nothing wrong with me
three - nothing wrong with me
four - nothing wrong with me

one - something's got to give
two - something's got to give
three - something's got to give
now

Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor

skin against skin blood and bone

You're all by yourself but you're not alone you wanted in now you're here driven by hate consumed by fear

Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor

one - nothing wrong with me
two - nothing wrong with me
three - nothing wrong with me
four - nothing wrong with me

one - something's got to give
two - something's got to give
three - something's got to give
now

Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor

(3:24 min)

 

[Goku_Son_1]

Weird Al - Bedrock Anthem (parody of Red Hot Chili Pepper's "Give it away")

Sometimes I feel
Like I need a vacation
Sometimes I feel
Like I wanna go
To the city of cavemen
The city of Bedrock
I'd be a Flinstone
Now I'll tell you why...

Well, I've got I've got a woman named Wilma
Well, I've got I've got a baby named Pebbles
Well, I've got I've got a doggy named Dino
We do a little bowling and we drink a little vino

Well, I've got a little buddy, Barney Rubble
Got a neighbor by the name of Barney Rubble
He's a midget but he makes a lot of trouble
Doesn't like to shave, he got caveman stubble

Me and Barney, Loyal Order Water Buffalo
Lodge brothers, Loyal Order Water Buffalo
There's a handshake everybody gotta know
How come grand Poo-Bah always gotta run the whole show?

Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do now
Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do now
Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do now
I get by on all my prehistoric knowhow

Betty and Barney got a baby named Bamm-Bamm
Little Pebbles is his number one fan
He's the strongest toddler in the whole land
Tear your arm off if he shakes your hand

Got a car, gonna push it with my feet now
Gonna take my family out to eat now
Jumbo ribs at the drive-in can't be beat now
Made from brontosaurus, baby, not a moo-cow

Wanna chill with a Sabretooth Tiger
Wear a loincloth, natural fiber
Be the first Rolling Stone subscriber
Got a pterodactyl for a windshield wiper

Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do now
Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do now
Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do now
Don't know what it means but I say it anyhow

Luck me, workin' down in the gravel put
Movin' rocks, on a big dinosaur I sit
Mr. Slate gets mad and he throws a fit
Pull the birdie's tail, everybody knows it's time to quit

I realize I'm living in the Stone Age
No fax, no cellular phone-Age
Pick my teeth with a dinosaur bone-Age
Liftin' heavy boulders every day for my wage

Barney Rubble, laughin' like a hyena
Barney Rubble, what a little weiner
Where's Wilma? Anybody seen her?
Got a baby elephant vacuum cleaner

Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do now
Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do now
Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do now
Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do now


Weird Al - Everything you know is wrong

I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane
With a rabid wolverine in my underwear
When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat
Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes

I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie?"
"Is it Bob or Joe or Walter?"
"Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?"
I probably would have kept on guessing
But about that time we crashed into the truck

And as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt
Finally I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer
Who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me

Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so
Important doesn't matter

Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong

I was walkin' to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams
When I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension
And soon I was abducted by some aliens from space
Who kinda looked like Jamie Farr

They sucked out my internal organs
And they took some polaroids
And said I was a darn good sport
And as a way of saying thank you
They offered to transport me back to
Any point in history that I would care to go

And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night
So I could pay my phone bill on time
Just then the floating disembodied head of
Colonel Sanders started yelling

Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so
Important doesn't matter

Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong

I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin
When I got a nasty papercut
And, well, to make a long story short
It got infected and I died

So now I'm up in heaven with St. Peter
By the pearly gates
And it's obvious he doesn't like
The Nehru jacket that I'm wearing
He tells me that they've got a dress code

Well, he lets me into heaven anyway
But I get the room next to the noisy ice machine
For all eternity
And every day he runs by screaming

Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you used to think was so important
Doesn't really matter anymore
Because the simple fact remains that

Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong
Everything you know is wrong