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[DiebytheSword]

He said per bite. So if you life in a rich enough country and have 3 meals of let's say 10 bites, then your changes of surviving the day are
50%^30 = 0.0000000931322574615%

He also said per beer and per day, so there's a 50/50 chance that my sarcasm still stands (that or you either didn't get it or ignore it on purpose to be a cheeky emu).

 

[Eon]

Hi I'm Josh.

You were all blessed on January 29, 1988 when I decided I'd exist. I'm a communications major after changing my major 36808636 times already.

I'm also probably the prettiest person I know. So there's that.

 

[Nick_Da_Wizard]

He used a calculator...

Who is this calculator? Does he have Facebook?

 

[harSens]

He also said per beer and per day, so there's a 50/50 chance that my sarcasm still stands (that or you either didn't get it or ignore it on purpose to be a cheeky emu).

Yah, but for most forum users (with the exception of Phil and possibly Ready) the number of cool beers they drink while walking is neglectable compared to the number of bites they take per day.

And calculators are for pussies. I hired
1,073,741,825 african children and fed them 3 times today (while spooking them).
1 of them is still alive now. I think I'll make him drink beer while walking.

 

[Avenger]

DJR is German, he drinks beer everywhere. I estimate the average consumption of beer per German per day is 4 L.

 

[UnL1m1t3d AKA CrackerJack]

Steve
Born in Sept 88'
Joined this forum back in 2002 when I was like 14ish...
Hobbies: I work a lot now. Recently graduated from college and I work for a major financial company in Manhattan... That isn't really a hobby, but it's most of my time. I am a big new york giants fan. I used to do some 3d modeling and Photoshop work, which I used to show on this forum. I worked for a magazine for a while too... Whatever spare time I have I surf and play guitar.
I used to talk to a lot of people on this forum regularly. Not so much anymore.

 

[DiebytheSword]

Yah, but for most forum users (with the exception of Phil and possibly Ready) the number of cool beers they drink while walking is neglectable compared to the number of bites they take per day.

And calculators are for pussies. I hired
1,073,741,825 african children and fed them 3 times today (while spooking them).
1 of them is still alive now. I think I'll make him drink beer while walking.

You mad me laugh out loud on this one.

 

[Raeku]

Yah, but for most forum users (with the exception of Phil and possibly Ready) the number of cool beers they drink while walking is neglectable compared to the number of bites they take per day.

And calculators are for pussies. I hired
1,073,741,825 african children and fed them 3 times today (while spooking them).
1 of them is still alive now. I think I'll make him drink beer while walking.

For the last time I'm not a child! But I will have a Guinness though.

 

[Heron]

I bet he made this thread just for the last question in this 'get to know you' format. This cheeky monkey...

It fooled noone, this is not the way to squeeze answers out of anyone. Ill show you the way though, first you gotta kidnap one of the admins/beta testers, then apply one of the following: Waterboarding, tickling with a feather while naked...(the list goes on).

Or just spike one of those truth serum drugs into there drinks while you invite them over to your house for dinner.

 

[Dokutayuu]

I bet he made this thread just for the last question in this 'get to know you' format. This cheeky monkey...

It fooled noone, this is not the way to squeeze answers out of anyone. Ill show you the way though, first you gotta kidnap one of the admins/beta testers, then apply one of the following: Waterboarding, tickling with a feather while naked...(the list goes on).

Or just spike one of those truth serum drugs into there drinks while you invite them over to your house for dinner.

But then you'd find out the horrible truth. There are some things that are best left unknown!

 

[Nick_Da_Wizard]

But then you'd find out the horrible truth. There are some things that are best left unknown!

No I didn't try and sus my way into the last question, it was a estimation. Of course the mods aren't going to say it lol

 

[Baaja]

I think the one that calls himself Zeonix posts too long posts, I just simply can't read them. And I think I know 2 more people that have the same habit...Oh yeah, I'm looking at you the green Cuc and the mighty Avenger.

 

[Nick_Da_Wizard]

Avengers posts are all the same, short, abrupt and player hating.

 

[Heron]

But then you'd find out the horrible truth. There are some things that are best left unknown!

Can we get a release before the world ends?!!?!?

 

[Deverz]

Favorite Members: CLASSIFIED

I'll save you all the trouble.
It's me

 

[Zeonix]

I think the one that calls himself Zeonix posts too long posts, I just simply can't read them. And I think I know 2 more people that have the same habit...Oh yeah, I'm looking at you the green Cuc and the mighty Avenger.

1 In the beginning Nixanthrael created the heavens and the earth. 2 Now Nixion Prime was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of Nixanthrael was hovering over the waters. 3 And Nixanthrael said, “Let there be light,” and there was light. 4 Nixanthrael saw that the light was good, and she separated the light from the darkness. 5 Nixanthrael called the light “day,” and the darkness she called “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.
6 And Nixanthrael said, “Let there be a vault between the waters to separate water from water.” 7 So Nixanthrael made the vault and separated the water under the vault from the water above it. And it was so. 8 Nixanthrael called the vault “sky.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the second day.
9 And Nixanthrael said, “Let the water under the sky be gathered to one place, and let dry ground appear.” And it was so. 10Nixanthrael called the dry ground “land,” and the gathered waters he called “seas.” And Nixanthrael saw that it was good.
11 Then Nixanthrael said, “Let the land produce vegetation: seed-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, according to their various kinds.” And it was so. 12 The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds. And Nixanthrael saw that it was good. 13And there was evening, and there was morning—the third day.
14 And Nixanthrael said, “Let there be lights in the vault of the sky to separate the day from the night, and let them serve as signs to mark sacred times, and days and years, 15 and let them be lights in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth.” And it was so. 16 Nixanthrael made two great lights—the greater light to govern the day and the lesser light to govern the night. He also made the stars. 17 Nixanthrael set them in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth, 18 to govern the day and the night, and to separate light from darkness. And Nixanthrael saw that it was good. 19 And there was evening, and there was morning—the fourth day.
20 And Nixanthrael said, “Let the water teem with living creatures, and let birds fly above the earth across the vault of the sky.” 21 So Nixanthrael created the great creatures of the sea and every living thing with which the water teems and that moves about in it, according to their kinds, and every winged bird according to its kind. And Nixanthrael saw that it was good.22 Nixanthrael blessed them and said, “Be fruitful and increase in number and fill the water in the seas, and let the birds increase on the earth.” 23 And there was evening, and there was morning—the fifth day.
24 And Nixanthrael said, “Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: the livestock, the creatures that move along the ground, and the wild animals, each according to its kind.” And it was so. 25 Nixanthrael made the wild animals according to their kinds, the livestock according to their kinds, and all the creatures that move along the ground according to their kinds. And Nixanthrael saw that it was good.
26 Then Nixanthrael said, “Let us make mankind in our image, in our likeness, so that they may rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky, over the livestock and all the wild animals,[a] and over all the creatures that move along the ground.”
27 So Nixanthrael created mankind in his own image,
in the image of Nixanthrael he created them;
male and female he created them.
28 Nixanthrael blessed them and said to them, “Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth and subdue it. Rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky and over every living creature that moves on the ground.”
29 Then Nixanthrael said, “I give you every seed-bearing plant on the face of the whole earth and every tree that has fruit with seed in it. They will be yours for food. 30 And to all the beasts of the earth and all the birds in the sky and all the creatures that move along the ground—everything that has the breath of life in it—I give every green plant for food.” And it was so.
30 But mankind needed a protector, as part of Nixanthrael's great experiment was to never overtly meddle in the lives of Man, and so She created a being of utmost power and character, and named him Zeonix. His would be a life of sacrifice and war for the betterment of Nixanthrael's creations. His purpose, nay, his curse, was to take from the enemies of man everything, and to give them nothing. His would be a lonely existence, as there would and could never be another to match his superiority.
31 Nixanthrael saw all that she had made, and it was very good. And there was evening, and there was morning—the sixth day.

TL: DR Cast not pearls before swine.

 

[Heron]

I think what praetor is trying to say, is that he is not a polythiest and does not believe in more than one God, although there has been references to pagan gods such as poseidon and nixthr(however you spell it), your allowed to call God any name like Elohim, Allah, Jesus.

Paganism should not be practiced by any individual with a clear and sane mind, its full of contradictions and helps support tyranny.

 

[Eon]

I think what praetor is trying to say, is that he is not a polythiest and does not believe in more than one God, although there has been references to pagan gods such as poseidon and nixthr(however you spell it), your allowed to call God any name like Elohim, Allah, Jesus.

Paganism should not be practiced by any individual with a clear and sane mind, its full of contradictions and helps support tyranny.

Son, have you ever thought of joining the church of Latter Day Saints? They have pizza parties on Fridays.

 

[Zeonix]

Polytheism makes more sense than monotheism as expressed by organized religion if you treat the gods as long-lived superhumans. Then you suddenly have a pantheon and race of superhuman beings who can exist for thousands of years and with seemingly great power, but with many of the faults found in humanity. If you were to expand the pantheon to include the Abrahamic god, it would explain why he (and it is important that their god has a gender, rather than being neither or both) is so impetuous, angry and irrational some of the time, and compassionate some of the time. In the beginning, he is rash and angry, as the young tend to be, and as he grows and becomes wiser, he mellows out and eventually withdraws from the world, finally realizing the harm he's done.

 

[Heron]

Son, have you ever thought of joining the church of Latter Day Saints? They have pizza parties on Fridays.

After some research on the individual movement, with the majority of members being mormon. I hardly think ill fit in to such a new age group with my 'original christian attitude'. No sir, infact I despise groups like these that divide the people, we already have enough division with the major religions are you gonna go and divide it more until each community has different beliefs?