Alright, so I work at Staples, and in the breakroom they have a bunch of bull**** awards hanging up. The awards say things such as "SILVER STAR TO STORE 0777 FOR HAVING 79% CUSTOMER SATISFACTION! WAY TO GO STORE 0777!!!!", or congratulating various people for selling over x amount of money in product protection plans. Since I'm never going to get any of these awards, because I hate the place with every fiber of my being, I want to create a bunch of fake certificates congratulating me for various bull**** that no one should be thanked for. I'm going to hang these up in the breakroom
I need some help thinking of some fake awards. Maybe something like "Congratulations to Dan P. for greeting a customer on Wendesday! Way to go Dan!" Any ideas?
I need some help thinking of some fake awards. Maybe something like "Congratulations to Dan P. for greeting a customer on Wendesday! Way to go Dan!" Any ideas?
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