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Alright, so I work at Staples, and in the breakroom they have a bunch of bull**** awards hanging up. The awards say things such as "SILVER STAR TO STORE 0777 FOR HAVING 79% CUSTOMER SATISFACTION! WAY TO GO STORE 0777!!!!", or congratulating various people for selling over x amount of money in...

Hmmm... have you ever had those days of waking up when you just can't... wake up? Like you find yourself dreaming about something, and while in that state of mind, you realize that you're asleep, but you can't spark that energy to wake up? Sometimes I find myself waking up into another dream...