I have a confession to make.

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Due to newly discovered information via the force pit. Yes, yes you read correctly folks, this is Force Pit information. Relaying it to you from the man who won't take bull from The Man.

Due to newly acquired information from special access force pit members, it has come to my attention that: I'm still a virgin.

I was so close, yet so far.
 
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Can we sticky this?

edit: Wow, deleting everyones posts because it made you look silly is low.
 
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now that's some david copperfield **** right there. Damaera you sly dog, I didn't know you knew magic you silly.
 
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I actually removed the posts :p, now continue on posting and no spammage! :p ... Well, at least not much of them :).
 
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I actually removed the posts :p, now continue on posting and no spammage! :p
You *****! you edited my post but didn't actually edit it. You tricked me twice without doing anything, how in the hell...

In other news, Sub has homosexual relations with my hand. I insist it's rape, he insists it's a cardiovascular work out. Everyone's a doctor.
 

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Wait, how did you get the ****ty Halloween skin to go away?

And awesome screen shots btw.
 

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Bottom left of the forum has an option where you can choose your skin.
 
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I've always laughed at people who start **** to keep a forum from dying.

Tsk.
 
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You think I did this to keep the forum from dying?

Try boredom.
 
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It's freaking 4:47am here and i can't freaking fall asleep. Though this might mean that i'll be awake more tomorrow, thus more drinking POWER!!!
 

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Revealing that information was actually the only reason FP made this thread. We wanted to reveal it in an interesting and unique way, though, so FP and I spent roughly 6 hours engineering the entire ruse.

It was a plan elegant in it's simplicity:
We knew that if FP declared in the chatbox and made a thread in the Force Pit about how he was no longer a virgin, everyone would inform him that manimals don't count. Once this happened, he would have an excuse to make a thread in the general chat section to inform the general population at large that, contrary to previously stated statements, he was still a virgin. We knew that if FP made it look like he was leaking Force Pit content, Damaera would flip out and Sky would delete the first five or so posts of this thread, which would give me a valid reason to post screenshots of the deleted posts, which would allow FP to comment on the fact that I was not using the halloween skin, which would allow me to reveal that you, too, can revert back to the old forum skin. Elegant in it's simplicity.
 
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You're one pretty cool guy, John Adams.
 
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It's freaking 4:47am here and i can't freaking fall asleep. Though this might mean that i'll be awake more tomorrow, thus more drinking POWER!!!
Don't spam in my thread, this thread is about how to change the forums' skin and nothing more.

My untouched virginity is a sub topic of this thread as well.

Spam elsewhere heathen.
 
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Laurel and Hardy need to stop censoring **** whenever they **** up.

And hell, FP isn't a virgin. I tap that **** nightly. The jig is up.
 
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I like to pretend that I lose my virginity nightly.
It took so long to remember just what happened.
I was so young and vestal then,
you know it hurt me,
but I'm breathing so I guess I'm still alive
even if signs seem to tell me otherwise.
I've got my hands bound,
my head down, my eyes closed,
and my throat wide open.

Do unto others, what has been done to me,
Do unto others, what has been done to you?

I'm treading water,
I need to sleep a while.
My lamb and martyr, you look so precious.
Won't you come on up closer,
close enough so I can smell you.
I need you to feel this,
I can't stand to burn too long.
Release in sodomy.
Oh, for one sweet moment I am whole.

Do unto you now, what has been done to me,
Do unto you now, what has been done?

You're breathing so I guess you're still alive
even if signs seem to tell me otherwise.
Won't you come on a bit closer,
close enough so I can smell you.
I need you to feel this.
I need this to make me whole.
Release in sodomy.
For I am your witness and
blood and flesh can be trusted.(X2)
And only this one holy medium brings me peace of mind.

Got your hands bound, your head down,
your eyes closed.
You look so precious now.

( Show me something
Thought I could make it end
Thought I could wash the stains away
Thought I could break the circle if I
Slipped right into your skin
So sweet was your surrender
We have become one
I have become my terror
And you my precious lamb and martyr.) *

I have found some kind of temporary sanity in this
****, blood, and cum (You should probably censor this word, Sky) on my hands.

I've...come...round...full circle.
My lamb and martyr, this will be over, soon.
You look so precious.(X4)
You look so precious, now,
You look so precious...
 
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I <3 Prison Sex. You know, the song. Yeah.
 

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