I challenge Miroku

[Deverz]

Miroku I challenge you to a fight

 

[Deman]

... challenge me?
**Miroku gulps**

alrighty, lets do it

 

[DiebytheSword]

I agree to ref this battle for the best of three rounds. The venue will be Deverz's kitchen, and the contest will be for the moderator championship.

 

[Deverz]

Scared of a mighty admin are we, Well don't worry I won't hurt myself while kicking your ass. You may have been able to scrape a win against Magus but you have no chance against The dog of war

I bet you already need to change your pants. I'll be quick for your sake

 

[Deman]

Scared of an Admin? Me? Ha!! So you've got godly powers compared to me, but that won't stop me from trouncing you to the ground, baby!

Dog of war? I don't see the dog, but I do see a nice steaming pile of dog... poo...

 

[Deverz]

Deverz is standing in his kitchen when he hear's a crash behind him, he turns around punching the intruder in the side of the face and throws them across the room noticing it's Miroku as he crashes into the wall

Miroku get's up slowly and glares at Deverz
Deverz just stares back with a smug look on his face

Miroku charges at Deverz and leaps over the counter landing a fly kick to his face catching him totally by surprise thrn stomps on his chest a few time's and kick's him in the side of the head

While Deverz is on the ground Miroku rummages through the drawer's looking for a weapon, while Miroku is distracted Deverz quietly gets up and slams Miroku's head into the counter and lands a few punches on his kidneys then get's a knife out of the drawer and slams it down next to Miroku's head missing his ear by millimeters

Miroku quickly stumbles away to the otherside of the kitchen and waits for the next attack

 

[Deman]

CRASH!!!!! Miroku bursts headfirst through the window, landing in a dive forward roll. Quickly getting up to his feet, Miroku looks at Deverz who happens to be eating a bowl of Lucky Charms.

Deverz eyes open wide, but Miroku deftly put a finger into each, gouging at Deverz eyes with all his might.

Deverz grabs Miroku's forearm tightly with both hands, puts his hip into Miroku's stomach, and throws Miroku across the room. Miroku crashes into the sink, knocking the faucet out of place. Deverz dashes to Miroku, giving him two quick kicks to the chest.

Deverz attempts a third kick, but Miroku jumps up out of the way. Deverz foot lodges in the counter underneath the sink. Miroku chuckles strangely and gives Deverz' knee a good boot, knocking it out of place. Deverz cries in pain as he looks down and see that his kneecap is now half a turn around his knee.

 

[DiebytheSword]

That's a tough one to call, but I have to give Deverz this round.

Deverz wins round 1.

 

[Deman]

Deverz is standing in his kitchen when he hear's a crash behind him, he turns around punching the intruder in the side of the face and throws them across the room noticing it's Miroku as he crashes into the wall

Miroku get's up slowly and glares at Deverz
Deverz just stares back with a smug look on his face

Miroku charges at Deverz and leaps over the counter landing a fly kick to his face catching him totally by surprise thrn stomps on his chest a few time's and kick's him in the side of the head

While Deverz is on the ground Miroku rummages through the drawer's looking for a weapon, while Miroku is distracted Deverz quietly gets up and slams Miroku's head into the counter and lands a few punches on his kidneys then get's a knife out of the drawer and slams it down next to Miroku's head missing his ear by millimeters

Miroku quickly stumbles away to the otherside of the kitchen and waits for the next attack

Miroku shakes off the near-death experience and rethinks his strategy. Breaking into Deverz' kitchen in a surprise attack was smart, but not being prepared was stupid.

Miroku looks to his side and Deverz' toaster catches his eye. Miroku deftly grabs it and gives it a good chuck at Deverz' face. The toaster soars through the air, but glances off Deverz' arms he put up in front of his face. But while Deverz is distracted with the U.F.T. Miroku's left fist finds contact with Deverz' abdomen, his right fist makes an even greater blow.

As the toaster bounces of Deverz' arms, he manages to grasp the cord, and he takes a hell of a swing, catching Miroku in the right temple. Miroku stumbles back into some counters, breaking the doors, and Deverz' finest china hails down onto Miroku.

Miroku reaches down into the broken piles of glass and starts wheeling them off at Deverz. Deverz assume the fetal position, in hopes of protecting his important organs against the hoard of angry glass shards, but many of them stick into his arms, blood dripping down onto the floor

Miroku gives gives Deverz a sadistic wink, and starts to think how else he can rip him a new one...

 

[Deverz]

Deverz is standing in his kitchen when he hear's a crash behind him, he turns around punching the intruder in the side of the face and throws them across the room noticing it's Miroku as he crashes into the wall

Miroku get's up slowly and glares at Deverz
Deverz just stares back with a smug look on his face

Miroku charges at Deverz and leaps over the counter landing a fly kick to his face catching him totally by surprise thrn stomps on his chest a few time's and kick's him in the side of the head

While Deverz is on the ground Miroku rummages through the drawer's looking for a weapon, while Miroku is distracted Deverz quietly gets up and slams Miroku's head into the counter and lands a few punches on his kidneys then get's a knife out of the drawer and slams it down next to Miroku's head missing his ear by millimeters

Miroku quickly stumbles away to the otherside of the kitchen and waits for the next attack

Miroku stands waiting for Deverz to attack watching and waiting
Miroku then see's his chance when Deverz sneezes and charges at Deverz grabbing the knife on the way

Deverz recovers from his sneeze in-time to stop the knife diving all the way into his leg but not soon enough to stop it going in at all
Deverz pulls the knife out with Miroku still holding it give's Miroku two hard punches in the stomach and throwing him to the floor taking the knife from Miroku at the same time and throwing it into the wall on the other side of the room.

As Deverz begins another attack Miroku kicks Deverz' legs out from under him and punches the knife wound causing Deverz to wince in pain, Miroku then goes to kick Deverz in the face hoping to break his nose

Deverz stops Miroku's foot mm's from his face then pulls his leg causing him to fall and hit his head on the sink and black out, Deverz stands up waiting to see if Miroku recovers, Blood trickling down his leg

 

[DiebytheSword]

I give that round to Miroku . . . Toaster Death > Metric System.

 

[Deverz]

Miroku shakes off the near-death experience and rethinks his strategy. Breaking into Deverz' kitchen in a surprise attack was smart, but not being prepared was stupid.

Miroku looks to his side and Deverz' toaster catches his eye. Miroku deftly grabs it and gives it a good chuck at Deverz' face. The toaster soars through the air, but glances off Deverz' arms he put up in front of his face. But while Deverz is distracted with the U.F.T. Miroku's left fist finds contact with Deverz' abdomen, his right fist makes an even greater blow.

As the toaster bounces of Deverz' arms, he manages to grasp the cord, and he takes a hell of a swing, catching Miroku in the right temple. Miroku stumbles back into some counters, breaking the doors, and Deverz' finest china hails down onto Miroku.

Miroku reaches down into the broken piles of glass and starts wheeling them off at Deverz. Deverz assume the fetal position, in hopes of protecting his important organs against the hoard of angry glass shards, but many of them stick into his arms, blood dripping down onto the floor

Miroku gives gives Deverz a sadistic wink, and starts to think how else he can rip him a new one...

Deverz slowly gets up looking around at the damage, A broken sink, Fine china smashed, Broken window, A worthy opponant then first thought and finally a knife on the counter

Deverz quickly grabs the knife and throws it aiming just past Miroku's head causing a distraction, in the split second Miroku is distracted Deverz punches him in the stomach and slams his face down onto his knee breaking his nose Deverz then throws Miroku across the room damaging more of his kitchen by breaking tiles off from the wall and leaving a big dent in the plaster work

Miroku cough's from all the dust then catches Deverz charging at him, Deverz kicks at Miroku's face but misses and get's his foot stuck in the shoddy wall work as Miroku dives to the side leaps up and punches Deverz in the side of the head, In the time it takes Deverz to fall Miroku climbs up on the counter and does a wresling style move slamming is elbow into Deverz' stomach

As Miroku lands Deverz catches him and rolls Over and punches him in his already bloodied face a couple of time's then catches site of the big white appliance called A fridge
Deverz looks down at Miroku and gives an evil smile as he throws Miroku towards it
Deverz then opens the fridge door and places Miroku's head inside and shut's it on him a couple of time but not without Miroku giving of a couple of last kicks to Deverz' back

Darkness takes Miroku after the 2nd hit Deverz stops his assult saying "You were indeed a worth opponant but you were fighting in the wrong kitchen"

Deverz then reaches into the fridge and gets an apple to eat...

 

[Deman]

Miroku shakes off the near-death experience and rethinks his strategy. Breaking into Deverz' kitchen in a surprise attack was smart, but not being prepared was stupid.

Miroku looks to his side and Deverz' toaster catches his eye. Miroku deftly grabs it and gives it a good chuck at Deverz' face. The toaster soars through the air, but glances off Deverz' arms he put up in front of his face. But while Deverz is distracted with the U.F.T. Miroku's left fist finds contact with Deverz' abdomen, his right fist makes an even greater blow.

As the toaster bounces of Deverz' arms, he manages to grasp the cord, and he takes a hell of a swing, catching Miroku in the right temple. Miroku stumbles back into some counters, breaking the doors, and Deverz' finest china hails down onto Miroku.

Miroku reaches down into the broken piles of glass and starts wheeling them off at Deverz. Deverz assume the fetal position, in hopes of protecting his important organs against the hoard of angry glass shards, but many of them stick into his arms, blood dripping down onto the floor

Miroku gives gives Deverz a sadistic wink, and starts to think how else he can rip him a new one...

Deverz slowly lowers his arms, shaking slightly. Deverz eyes trail from his eyes to Miroku's face, which can only be described as horrific. There's a demon in those eyes...

Miroku continue's his assault. Miroku unleashes three powerful kicks, wheeling kick to Deverz' side, a reverse spinning back kick to his chest, and a roundhouse to the head.

Deverz reels from the attack, stumbling to the side. His momentum carries him into the sink, where Miroku grabs his hand and shoves down the drain. Miroku reaches for the nearest switch and turns it on.... The lights go off. Deverz laughs knowing that he would never put the garbage disposal switch so close to the sink, and quickly takes control in the cover of the dark. He grabs Miroku by the hair on the back of his head, and rams his head into the counter three times, until he feels Miroku go limp.

Deverz lets go of Miroku, letting him fall to the ground. Deverz calmly switches the light back on to see the damage he's done to Miroku. When the light comes on, Miroku is nowhere to be found. Deverz looks around in confusion, when one of the counters flies open, Miroku jumping out with grace. In his hands, Miroku holds a can of Comet, which he flings all over into Deverz cuts. Deverz howls in pain as Miroku grabs one of the frying pans off of the rack, swings at Deverz with as much power as he can muster, knocking the admin out.

"Get the hell out of your kitchen? It's mine now!"

 

[DiebytheSword]

Refridgerator Deverz > Frying Pan Miroku

Real close guys.

Dev wins!

 

[Deman]

good job Deverz

*Miroku shakes Deverz' hand*

adding to your rep right now...

 

[Deverz]

You were a more worthy opponant that I had origionaly thought

*pats Miroku on the back*

Since you were so good I'll leave your rep alone :yes: