Checkplease stormed towards Snake, his eyes burning with raw anger. He yelled and swung his sword at Snake, but Snake easily blocked it. Blinded by rage, Checkplease tried hitting Snake with one quick hit followed by another, but Snake blocked them with the speed of lightning. No matter what Checkplease tried, he was always one step ahead...
Then Checkplease backed away a bit, then stormed towards Snake again. While running, he suddenly dropped his katana and tried to tackle Snake with a slide. Snake was caught off guard and was sent flying towards the floor. His katana flew through the air and landed on the ground. Snake's landing wasn't as graceful as his weapon's; he landed straight on his face, with Checkplease right standing behind him.
Snake got on his feet, only to find Checkplease storming towards him yet again when he turned around. He then quickly performed a mighty leap upwards, over Checkplease and into the crowd. The spectators quickly moved out of the way, unsure of what was gonna happen next. Snake grabbed a box of throwing knives from one of the shelves and tore it open.
When Checkplease turned around, a knife came spinning towards him. He quickly dodged it in the same way his opponent had dodged his katana swipe in the last round. While bent backwards, he noticed both katanas lying next to him. He reached out towards his own, grabbed it, and quickly bounced back upwards.
The knife hit the wall with a loud THWACK! When Checkplease was back up, he suddenly felt the sudden thunder of pain... He slowly turned his head and looked at his shoulder. Snake had thrown another knife when Checkplease bounced back upwards, and the sharp weapon was now stuck in Checkplease's shoulder. Blood flowed from the wound. Checkplease reached towards the knife and pulled it out, with loud grunts and soft yells of pain. When he finally fully extracted it, he emitted a loud exhale.
Snake grabbed a handfull of knives and threw them all at Checkplease. Checkplease readied his katana and swung his weapon wildly. A few seconds later, every single knife was lying on the ground in front of Checkplease. Checkplease looked at his opponent. "Is that the best you can do? I would have expected more after what you managed to pull off."
Snake looked towards the box, which was now empty. "Oh don't worry. I've got loads more in store for you!", he said. Checkplease looked at Snake's katana, still on the ground. "Well, you're not gonna be able to do much without this!" Snake realized that he was indeed defenseless without his trusty weapon. He couldn't come anywhere near it... Checkplease was too close. Checkplease then moved towards Snake's katana and picked it up with his other hand.
"Hey you *******! Put that down!", Snake yelled furiously upon seeing this. Checkplease crossed both weapons and laughed. "You're not much good with this, are you? Well, so much the better." Snake was furious seeing his faithful companion through many battles now in the hands of his opponent. He was worried. He couldn't come anywhere near Checkplease now; he'd cut him to ribbons without blinking an eye.
Checkplease laughed again. "So, without your weapon you're not so tough anymore, are you? You were are a fool if you ever thought you could win this. Your failure to hold on to your precious sword will now cost you dearly." Immediately after saying this, Checkplease again stormed towards Snake in his patented way. Snake put up his fists.
Checkplease yelled loud with both arms extended away from him. Then Snake did something unexpected. He ran towards Checkplease as well. Checkplease grinned. "Yes... that's it, Snake. Embrace your fate!"
But Snake had no intention of dying. His face was burning with determination.
"TIME TO DIE!!!", Checkplease yelled as he prepared to swing both katanas at Snake. Then Snake suddenly dropped down, quick as lightning, and split his legs. Immediatly after dropping down, he extended his right arm and swung.
The following scream was so loud and high-pitched that a UFO passing the Earth at the moment could faintly distinguish it, before crashing into a satellite.
Checkplease was frozen on the spot, his face numb with the expression of extreme agony. He dropped both katanas and fell on his knees. His hands went towards his crotch and he started shaking in pain. Snake stood in front of him, observing his badly hurt opponent.
"Well, so much your family plans.", Snake sneeringly replied.
After a few painful grunts, Checkplease raised his head towards his opponent and said with a broken voice, "You think you have won, but all you have done is seal your own fate! It ends right now!"
Snake once again extended his hand towards Checkplease, and beckoned him to fight.
"Your ass is grass, and I'm the lawnmower."