How would you kill the poster above you?

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Forum game. Go
 
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I'd do the same, convincing you to commit suicide.

Btw, since we happen to have chosen the same death type, would you want to perhaps join in some sort of suicide pact?
 
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I'd convince him to try to kill someone he couldn't take, who would then kill him in self-defense.
 
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Stabbed with a Canadian flag :X.
 
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dont let the cheese plug up those coronary arteries
 
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I'd kidnap him and knock him out. Then I'd bring him to Sub's basement, where I'd tie his body to a chair, but I'd allow his right hand to remain relatively free. I'd place a huge tv in the basement, and hook it up to the computer upstairs. Sub would bring down a table, and I'd put a pistol with one bullet on it. Then we'd leave, seal up the basement and forget about it.

He'd wake up (there'd also be a camera somewhere so we can see what he's doing), feel the note taped to his forehead and remove it with his free hand. The note would basically say we're forcing him to watch every jap anime ever created back to back. The pistol is there for when he can no longer take the pain. He can either shoot himself and be free, or shoot the television and die of starvation.

I'd check in a week later and see what's up.
 
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Poison his Cat's you know what for you know when time.

That'll fix you.
 

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I'd stab him.
 
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I'd stab him back if it's the last thing I do.
 
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I'd keep his cat alive, leaving him under its control until his inevitable suicide attempt.
 
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Rip out his fingernails, then peel off his skin with them.
 
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human imagination is sooo frightening!
 
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Shiv to the left of the spine, fourth lumbar down, straight through the abdominal aorta.

Rid**** is such a badass.
 

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Shame on you all, saying you'd kill the poster above you.

I would never Kill Zeonix.
 
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I'd drown you in a vat of my semen.

Know that I, too, was disgusted by this post.
 
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I'd beat you to death, fairly, in a fist fight, because you're weaker than me.
 

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