This is seriously getting out of hand, Swift may be a hairtrigger guy, there are those around. When I was in high school, all the way through mind you, I would get boners left and right (tho mostly left, its the bannana). It happens, some of us are just hornier than others, I mean to this day every time I walk by a chick the first thing I think about is, would I do her, and what part would I have the most fun playing with while doing her. I'm a hornball, Ill admit it, I'm not ashamed of it, I love sex (too bad I dont get it much anymore). Swift, jerk off an insane amount, I'm talking until you make yourself raw down there, yes it's a harsh way to do it, and it will take some discipline to work one out through the pain, but it's worth it.
Long division is still your best bet, it takes up too much of your brain trying to keep track of all the numbers and remainders, just make sure you don't stop until the problem is finished, and don't stare at the girl in front of you's thong while you're doing it, its counteractive.
Main points
He's not a freak, just horny, it happens, I got off in less than 5 min my first time because I wound myself up too much, some of us are just that horny
Swipe tuck method is a lifesaver, you can keep being the horny bastige you are and conceal it from the public, just make sure you dont adjust it too much while it is tucked as you might cause an unexpected eruption
Beat it harder than Micheal Jackson (the song is the joke here, not small children) eventually you ding dong will get the point, too much is a bad thing
Or you could just get laid, tho if it were that easy I wouldnt be on a five month dry spell
Thank you and goodnight
