**** happens.

[Jakut]

Chuck Norris crap = Roundhouse Crap ?

More crap >_>?? http://www.gastroscout.com/woc/craptype.cfm

 

[Enix]

I'm getting the forum crap so bad right now, but I'm too lazy to go. I'll just sit here and smell my farts till the **** eventually gives up and goes back inside.

 

[kam!]

There are only few that I haven't had yet. Most of the time I have several combined (king kong or heavy + clean most of the time^^)

 

[imkongkong]

Chuck Norris crap = Roundhouse Crap ?

More crap >_>?? http://www.gastroscout.com/woc/craptype.cfm

you can only speculate, but you will never know :x

 

[Rocky]

Many of those..






are very familiar to me

Me too...

 

[Barney]

It's not a clean crap it's a ghost wipe (you wipe and nothing is there), or some people also call it an Ace. But some of those are pretty funny and I have experience many of them.

 

[Eon]

i make a point to king kong every hotel I stay in just before I leave,

no joke.:devgrin:

This, plus the post about the janitors made this thread epic.

I love how king kong was used in verb tense.

Rock.


by ther way these new smileys are all stupid cutesie anime bull****, it sucks having to question my sexuality everytime I post.

 

[Prozac]

This, plus the post about the janitors made this thread epic.

I love how king kong was used in verb tense.

Rock.


by ther way these new smileys are all stupid cutesie anime bull****, it sucks having to question my sexuality everytime I post.

*beft Eon*
<3

 

[Deman]

by ther way these new smileys are all stupid cutesie anime bull****, it sucks having to question my sexuality everytime I post.

Yeah, you get enough of that in your every day activities :love:

Ghost wipes and the Mexican ****s happen to me all the time.

BEER ****: You know this is coming when your flatulence takes on the scent of a compost heap, slowly wafts out of you and lingers like that annoying kid who was your friend only because you had a nintendo. The faecal matter and expulsion there of is some sort of hybrid between exploding and endless crap.

 

[Rocky]

BEER ****: You know this is coming when your flatulence takes on the scent of a compost heap, slowly wafts out of you and lingers like that annoying kid who was your friend only because you had a nintendo. The faecal matter and expulsion there of is some sort of hybrid between exploding and endless crap.

That falls into the too much information category.

 

[KidMan]

I'm surprised this wasn't mentioned......

Hot Lava Crap: You barely get your pants off to sit yourself down when the most violent, unholy manifestation of concentrated evil comes out your backside, burning most of your ass hair on the way out. Afterwards, you're sweating, it hurts to wipe, it hurts to move and it hurts to breathe.

 

[Kaination]

How can you forget about the...

Machine Gun crap: It fires out very rapidly with short split second breaks between each shot and consistantly for about 5 full seconds with no stop.

 

[KidMan]

Rabbit Crap: You hear a lot of little splashes and as you look into the toilet, it looks like a rabbit pooped instead of you.

 

[Phobius]

You forgot about one of my favorite types of ****s... The CORNY ****!!!!!!!!!!!!

The corny **** happens when you eat nothing but a bowl of corn and or 2 corn on the cobs and watch it come out the same way it went down!!!

 

[Ready2GoXtr]

What about log crap.

 

[Kaination]

Guys can't forget the classic:

The *** Crap: A crap so huge it turns your sexuality 2% ***er. (note, the *** is another word for homosexual)

 

[J-Dude]

I'm surprised this wasn't mentioned......

Hot Lava Crap: You barely get your pants off to sit yourself down when the most violent, unholy manifestation of concentrated evil comes out your backside, burning most of your ass hair on the way out. Afterwards, you're sweating, it hurts to wipe, it hurts to move and it hurts to breathe.

I thought we called that anal fissures...something I'm afraid I once had experience with...And I guess with the amount of red that accompanies it, I suppose the lava analogy isn't too far off...

 

[Dzamija]

Guys can't forget the classic:

The *** Crap: A crap so huge it turns your sexuality 2% ***er. (note, the *** is another word for homosexual)

EWW!!!!!!

 

[imkongkong]

Guys can't forget the classic:

The *** Crap: A crap so huge it turns your sexuality 2% ***er. (note, the *** is another word for homosexual)

that's not a real crap.. maybe you think it as the reason to explain the recent events you have encountered? :scared:

 

[Vegeta]

:laff:

I'm surprised this wasn't mentioned......

Hot Lava Crap: You barely get your pants off to sit yourself down when the most violent, unholy manifestation of concentrated evil comes out your backside, burning most of your ass hair on the way out. Afterwards, you're sweating, it hurts to wipe, it hurts to move and it hurts to breathe.

That's probably the one I'm most familar with, as I tend to have lots and lots of red hot chili peppers in my diet. At least, your description seems to match my symptoms better than any other description.