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GHOST CRAP
You know you took a crap. There's crap on the toilet paper, but not in the toilet.
CLEAN CRAP
When you take a crap, your ass is perfectly clean, as well as the toilet paper. You gotta check if there's something in the toilet to be sure you took a crap.
STICKY CRAP
Similar to boiling tar. You wipe your ass 12 times, and it still isn't clean. In the end, you stick a piece of paper in your underpants to prevent stains. This crap usually leaves permanent stains on the toilet.
INDECISIVE CRAP
You just wiped your ass when you realize....there's more.
STUBBORN CRAP
This crap was surely the one that killed Elvis. It stays in until you work up a good sweat and red face from straining.
HEAVY CRAP
When you take a crap, you're 10 pounds lighter.
IMPATIENT CRAP
You better get to the toilet in the next 10 seconds.
KING KONG CRAP
This crap is so big, it won't sink, unless you break it into smaller bits. This usually happens at someone else's house.
HYDROPHILIC CRAP
When this crap hits the water, it makes a huge splash, and usually splashes your ass.
WISH CRAP
You strain, fart a few times, but no crap.
SNAKE CRAP
This crap is pretty soft, wide as a thumb, and at least 2 feet long.
FLOATING CRAP
Even after the third flush, it still floats on the surface of the water! Man, how do I get rid of this? This also usually happens in someone else's house.
MEXICAN FOOD CRAP
You know you can eat again when your ass stops burning.
TORTOISE CRAP
This crap cautiously peeks out the ass and then retreats back in.
BUNGEE CRAP
This crap hangs on your ass for a while, before it falls.
SLOW CRAP
You need to sit so long, that you lose the feeling in your legs.
JACK THE RIPPER CRAP
This crap sticks to your asshairs, and then violently pulls them off while falling.
PARTY CRAP
The kind of humongous crap you crap out during a party, then after you flush, you shockingly look at the water level slowly rising.
EXPLODING CRAP
The crap which comes out in a million pieces, countless escaping your ass every second as if they're on rocket propulsion, staining the whole toilet.
WINDY CRAP
It manifests when you sit on the toilet, and fart so much that you just don't feel like taking a crap anymore.
SH*T
You crap so fast, and wipe your ass so rapidly that you run out of toilet paper and then you say "OH SH*T!"
ENDLESS CRAP
This crap seeps like crazy, and the moment you finish and start wiping, your stomach starts rumbling again and more **** starts coming out.
SABER CRAP
You crap so much it pierces your ******* like you're being stabbed with a sword.
FORUM CRAP
You wanna take a crap so badly but aren't capable of doing it, then you come to post on the forum....
GHOST CRAP
You know you took a crap. There's crap on the toilet paper, but not in the toilet.
CLEAN CRAP
When you take a crap, your ass is perfectly clean, as well as the toilet paper. You gotta check if there's something in the toilet to be sure you took a crap.
STICKY CRAP
Similar to boiling tar. You wipe your ass 12 times, and it still isn't clean. In the end, you stick a piece of paper in your underpants to prevent stains. This crap usually leaves permanent stains on the toilet.
INDECISIVE CRAP
You just wiped your ass when you realize....there's more.
STUBBORN CRAP
This crap was surely the one that killed Elvis. It stays in until you work up a good sweat and red face from straining.
HEAVY CRAP
When you take a crap, you're 10 pounds lighter.
IMPATIENT CRAP
You better get to the toilet in the next 10 seconds.
KING KONG CRAP
This crap is so big, it won't sink, unless you break it into smaller bits. This usually happens at someone else's house.
HYDROPHILIC CRAP
When this crap hits the water, it makes a huge splash, and usually splashes your ass.
WISH CRAP
You strain, fart a few times, but no crap.
SNAKE CRAP
This crap is pretty soft, wide as a thumb, and at least 2 feet long.
FLOATING CRAP
Even after the third flush, it still floats on the surface of the water! Man, how do I get rid of this? This also usually happens in someone else's house.
MEXICAN FOOD CRAP
You know you can eat again when your ass stops burning.
TORTOISE CRAP
This crap cautiously peeks out the ass and then retreats back in.
BUNGEE CRAP
This crap hangs on your ass for a while, before it falls.
SLOW CRAP
You need to sit so long, that you lose the feeling in your legs.
JACK THE RIPPER CRAP
This crap sticks to your asshairs, and then violently pulls them off while falling.
PARTY CRAP
The kind of humongous crap you crap out during a party, then after you flush, you shockingly look at the water level slowly rising.
EXPLODING CRAP
The crap which comes out in a million pieces, countless escaping your ass every second as if they're on rocket propulsion, staining the whole toilet.
WINDY CRAP
It manifests when you sit on the toilet, and fart so much that you just don't feel like taking a crap anymore.
SH*T
You crap so fast, and wipe your ass so rapidly that you run out of toilet paper and then you say "OH SH*T!"
ENDLESS CRAP
This crap seeps like crazy, and the moment you finish and start wiping, your stomach starts rumbling again and more **** starts coming out.
SABER CRAP
You crap so much it pierces your ******* like you're being stabbed with a sword.
FORUM CRAP
You wanna take a crap so badly but aren't capable of doing it, then you come to post on the forum....
