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Me too...Many of those..
are very familiar to me
This, plus the post about the janitors made this thread epic.i make a point to king kong every hotel I stay in just before I leave,
no joke.:devgrin:
*beft Eon*This, plus the post about the janitors made this thread epic.
I love how king kong was used in verb tense.
Rock.
by ther way these new smileys are all stupid cutesie anime bull****, it sucks having to question my sexuality everytime I post.
Yeah, you get enough of that in your every day activities :love:by ther way these new smileys are all stupid cutesie anime bull****, it sucks having to question my sexuality everytime I post.
That falls into the too much information category.BEER ****: You know this is coming when your flatulence takes on the scent of a compost heap, slowly wafts out of you and lingers like that annoying kid who was your friend only because you had a nintendo. The faecal matter and expulsion there of is some sort of hybrid between exploding and endless crap.
I thought we called that anal fissures...something I'm afraid I once had experience with...And I guess with the amount of red that accompanies it, I suppose the lava analogy isn't too far off...I'm surprised this wasn't mentioned......
Hot Lava Crap: You barely get your pants off to sit yourself down when the most violent, unholy manifestation of concentrated evil comes out your backside, burning most of your ass hair on the way out. Afterwards, you're sweating, it hurts to wipe, it hurts to move and it hurts to breathe.
EWW!!!!!!Guys can't forget the classic:
The *** Crap: A crap so huge it turns your sexuality 2% ***er. (note, the *** is another word for homosexual)
that's not a real crap.. maybe you think it as the reason to explain the recent events you have encountered? :scared:Guys can't forget the classic:
The *** Crap: A crap so huge it turns your sexuality 2% ***er. (note, the *** is another word for homosexual)
That's probably the one I'm most familar with, as I tend to have lots and lots of red hot chili peppers in my diet. At least, your description seems to match my symptoms better than any other description.I'm surprised this wasn't mentioned......
Hot Lava Crap: You barely get your pants off to sit yourself down when the most violent, unholy manifestation of concentrated evil comes out your backside, burning most of your ass hair on the way out. Afterwards, you're sweating, it hurts to wipe, it hurts to move and it hurts to breathe.