Cucumba said:
It works until the muslims find ted turner's porn stash, and find Zenoix alone with his cat. They declare jihad, and accidentally behead Bill Gates, infuriating the illuminate and NWO for having tons and tons of his stock to pay for their part of the plan. The shadow party's need to bring communism through the democratic party causes Ted to go insane, and run around with a big gun, killing most of the co conspiritors. When it's all over, you look at your remaining limb, and wonder how such a great plan could have come to such a disasterous end.
Finally, you are raped by Zenoix's cat, causing him to become very jealous and kill you and his cat outright. In ultimate sadness, the last man standing does himself in.
I'm going to work.
I must find this...this "Zenoix" and murder him for stealing my entire storyline!
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@ Deanio: You force your tongue down his throat and, using your superb tongue skills, you manage to lift his tongue with yours, allowing him to breathe once more. He thanks you for saving him, and then realizes what you have just done. He looks at you, and tells you that what just happened didn't actually happen. I proceed to make a "I JUST SAW 2 GUYS KISSING!" thread.
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Even as I fade into the abyss, I long for my wonderful kitty meow meow. Why would she betray me? Why would she fall into the arms of another? Wait. She warned me 13 years ago, that one day she would be forced to forfeit her life in order to save mankind.
Dear god! I have fallen into her trap. The masses are told the story of a courageous cat who died because she loved the wrong man, but also defeated the Supreme God Emperor. She knew that I could not bear to live without her. Damn that treacherous whore! Damn her!
I am damning that treacherous whore while the Rockefellers and friends continue to pursue their goal of a one world government.
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"For more than a century, ideological extremists at either end of the political spectrum have seized upon well-publicized incidents such as my encounter with Castro to attack the Rockefeller family for the inordinate influence they claim we wield over American political and economic institutions. Some even believe we are part of a secret cabal working against the best interests of the United States, characterizing my family and me as 'internationalists' and of conspiring with others around the world to build a more integrated global political and economic structure - one world, if you will. If that is the charge, I stand guilty, and I am proud of it."
-David Rockefeller