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*BOOM!*

I'm sitting at home at 3 in the morning watching ATHF when...
 
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You don't know the masked serial killer is standing behind you with a butcher knife in one hand and razor claws in the other. You die a very messy, bloody death.

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico...
 
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You made a mistake and accidently switched to ***co not Geico and ended up being raped by homos :O

I'm watching Jurassic Park 3
 
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Suddenly, a flock of raptors jump out of your television set and eat you alive. You die a sweet, painful death.
 

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You won't be enjoy all that fun, because you choke on the popcorn you were eating while watching the show D:

I'm listening to music.
 
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You didn't tell me what you're going to do. FAIL!
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im going down the sidewalk dancing to barry manilow
 
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You won't be enjoy all that fun, because you choke on the popcorn you were eating while watching the show D:

I'm listening to music.
You get permanent ear damage

You didn't tell me what you're going to do. FAIL!
(heh, thats fun)

im going down the sidewalk dancing to barry manilow
You trip and land with your face in some dog ****

I'm watching porn all day
 
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You forget the rules, and leave some leftover chicken near the tv set after midnight when you fall asleep. Next thing you know, your sleepy little Estonian village is hunted to the brink by an army of little angry green men.

I'm taking a walk out in the snow when . . .
 
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. . . a Polar bear mauls your face and eats your organs.

I'm buying my car next week :D
 
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you go to work and suddenly you get hit by a car, welcome to gods Island.

Im modeling.
 
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you stay 3 days in a row without food, watter or bathroom, you model the best model is posible to man it's poly count is under 1000 and it looks flawlees and so does the texture, but before you manage to save it ms3d shuts off unespectedly

I'm making android 23
 
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You make android 23 in an attempt to make a female compannion, however the expirement goes horrible wrong and you made a shemale.... ......


I'm going to get money and a duck
 
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You won $1 dollar and you buy a duck with it, but what you didn't know is the duck is a man eating hore and bites your head off till blood squirts out and ****ing eats your ****ing arm and legs and ****ing rips through your stomach and eats your guts and he saves the heart for desert. =D

Its time to unpimp my automobile.
 
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It's time to unpimp your automobile but then you realize that it has been stolen, but it's okay your car is insured in case of theft. However you realize that the agency where you got your car insured was a actually a homeless guy with a box.... you got ripped off >:O. It's what you get for taking my duck away

I'm going to get two ducks...
 
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You get 2 ducks, but they turn out to be ***. What's worse is, they can reproduce, so they keep ****ing each other and before you know it, you're surrounded by a million *** ducks, who eat you and your house, and then go back to ****ing.

I'm walking down the street, when the world is suddenly destroyed. I die.
 
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And than you wake up screaming from the horrible nightmare you just had.

Im watching TV :p
 
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You forget that your window was open, a cat jumps in, you back up two paces and step on its tail causing it to scream, you scream and cut a big gash in your cheek... you scream again while holding the open gash, and rush to the mirror, you open the cabinet but you're not calm so everything gets scattered by your unsteady hand... you turn and try to exit the bathroom but little did you know that the floor was wet so you slip and bust your head on the side of the sink causing you to bleed to death :)

I'm going outside to check the mail...
 

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