Favourite quotes from Family Guy.

[Arthos]

Stewie: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? I said EGG WHITES ONLY! You trying to give me a bloody heart attack!?(Slaps the plate off the table) Make it again!

(Cut to interview)
Ah the Breakfast thing. Yes. It wasn't about the eggs really. Frankly I like the yokes....I don't, I have no problem. It's just, theres always been alot of tension between lois and me. It's not so much that I want to 'kill' her, It's just, that I want her not to be alive anymore. I, I sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult. And then I think, 'My God, wouldn't it be Marvelous if I turned out to be a Homosexual.'

 

[Bolteh2]

Chris: "Dad, what would you say if I said I wanted to quit the boyscouts?"
Peter: "I'd say: "COME AGAIN?!" and then I would laugh because I said "come"..."

 

[Dask]

Heh, another good one is when that genie appears and Peter wishes for theme music in his life, then he's on the bus telling that guy to enjoy it. "Ridin' on teh buuuuusssss ridin on the buuuussssss."

 

[fatmanterror]

"From the cats who brought you 'CaddyBlack,' 'Blackdraft,' and 'Black Kramer vs. Kramer'........*Peter's cousin driving down the street, pimps shoot at him, he hits one who's on the hood and aiming his gun at him* Rufus: "Oh you outta time baby!" BLACK TO THE FUTURE
Narrator: "We're talkin Marty McSuperFly"
*Woman kisses Rufus*
Pimp: "Damn, brotha done kissed his mama!"



Cleavland: "well peter said i too was the boss, and it's time cleavland got his due!"

i dunno, i think cleavland is the funniest

 

[darknavigator]

"..Am I supposed to draw the *****? ..Am I supposed to sculpt the *****? ..Am I supposed to conduct with my *****?"

 

[Optimus Prime]

After the guy in the chicken tells Peter about Y2K.

Peter: NOOOOOOOO! (cue Trix rabbit) Silly Rabbit, trix are for kids! Damn Longears, trying to take Easter away from Jesus. Sorry you were saying?

 

[Iyce Da Kidd]

OH yeah i forgot about this one

It's the episode where Peter beats up that woman who looks like a man.

Later on, Lois is singin on stage and Quagmire goes

Quagmire: "Now thats a woman"

*camer moves to the side some"

Quagmire: "That's a house.. and that's a tree!!"

and some guy is watching lois on stage... my quote is innacurate.. correct me if you wanna
*A man who has long hair and tight shirt walks up to peter*
Man: She looks good
Peter: Are you a woman?
Man: No
*Peter punches the guys lights out*


*stewie talks to his butler*

Stewie: CUT MY EGGS!
*butler cuts egs*
Stewie: CUT MY MILK!

 

[!XxShAdOwxX!]

-=stewie is getting his bag examined at the airport=-
Stewie: "Oh no! dont check that! Aw... This better work".... *stewie starts dancing* "On the good ship, lollypop... it's a sweet trip to the candy shop" haha i bet osama doesnt ever get that tune right!"

Osama: "Ohamahmahmahamaha damn what is it!!"

What episode is that from, I've heard about that part. Was it taken out due to 9/11?


Heh, another good one is when that genie appears and Peter wishes for theme music in his life, then he's on the bus telling that guy to enjoy it. "Ridin' on teh buuuuusssss ridin on the buuuussssss."

I think it's:

Riding on the buuusss, riding on the buuusss
Bum next to meee, cut on his sleeeeeve
Hope that isn't peeeee

 

[ravaged]

This is from the episode when peter finds ouyt that chris has a bigger peni$ the he does(I dont remember exatcly)

Peter:Am...Am I suppose to conduct with my peni$ lol that cracked me up

 

[Soulicro]

*Stewie easts the first pancake*
Stewie: this is good! hey ive decided not to kill you!!!

Haha, thats an awesome one, but I believe it goes:

*woman shoves pancake into Stewie's mouth*

Stewie: "Mmm, this is good! Hey Flappy, good news! I decided not to kill you!


Family Guy just owns every other TV show.

 

[Smith|]

Stewie: CUT MY EGGS!
*butler cuts egs*
Stewie: CUT MY MILK!

It's:

Stewie: Cut my eggs.
Butler: But sir, your eggs are cut.
Stewie: Cut my milk.
Butler: But sir, you cannot cut milk.
Stewie: Imbosile, freeze my milk then cut it. And if you talk back again I'll assign you to crap duty, and I promise I won't make it easy!

 

[Optimus Prime]

Riding on the buuusss, riding on the buuusss
Bum next to meee, cut on his sleeeeeve
Hope that isn't peeeee

Almost, it's

Ridin' on the bus ridin' on the bus
Sitting next to bums,
There's an open seat,
Hope that isn't pee.

=)

 

[DeadlyMoogle]

Peter: What?.... Canada SUCKS!