ESF Rap

[SaiyanPrideXIX]

I am going to write the best ESF Rap ever. Watch. When I get home from work (can't type much here), I'm gonna write some ill ****. lol

Here's a hint:

"The Pride to the X-I-X returns
Beta 1.1, whole new game, couple of new moves to learn
I don't play as Krill, forget that, 3 mill pl?!
My BBA so jacked it's lagging up your AOL
95 million friggin' hours free
And for 95% of it, you're pwned by me
You can't even make melee contact
And if you do then you don't want that
Cause I'll doing backflips
And you'll be getting mad pissed
Because you just can't touch this
And that's all there is to this
Block whore, sure, go ahead
Oh, surprise--I'm behind you,
but it's too late, you're dead
People say I'm hacking but I'm really Final Flashin
Your whole sector, taken out area codes
Whole corners of the map turnin into 50 foot deep holes
I got my decals set to 650 and change
So I can see all 50 times I bounced your ass off the terrain
So many little newbies tell me "I don't have the manual"
It's annual, Beta 1.1 comes with it, you stupid fool
So I'm owning and your groaning cause I'm flowing
And your running when there's something Gallit coming
Cause you know that I've got twice your PL
Even my generic **** sends you straight to Hell
You're getting pounded into the friggin' ground, kid
Mystix, Gman, Magus, Boyster all around kid
Clan Ox changed up--they're clan No Sex
What's up Super Vegetto
Pussy rolling in his ****ing speedo getting
owned up, and ****in down the map
Then he kicked me
'banned for sarcasm,' what crap
So I snapped, and now I'm on the hunt again
For this ****face who's abusin' admin priveleges
Bring your crew, Auron, and Tidus, and Chimp
I've owned all Ox before, and I'll pound you all again
All the hardcore peeps rockin in spectator mode
Picking fights with me, then when I win I'm overflowed
So I'm overflowin right back in this ESF rap
It's Beta 1.1, baby, feel it--

[Vegeta's Voice] 'FINAL FLASH!' "

 

[NeoSaiyajin]

Haha This is messed


Lets see where this flows,
Probaly final flashin you,
Goddamn Ho.
Call me a Cheater?
Ill just whip you like a ****ing egg beater.
While my cables runnin circles round you 56k
Joes Ill be sticking my foot up your ass and throwing you out the door. Thats pretty much the end of it, tell devil comes and we get over-Flowed.


Lol i can rap worth ****

 

[Evil_Trunks]

Is this really what rap is like? Now i'm glad I don't listen to it. :smile:

I may try and make something up. But as for "freestyling", there isn't a chance in the world.

 

[GoldSaiyan]

This is the best rap.

HMMMM HMMHMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!

The Buu candy eat rap, damn he is goooood!
His sound never ceases to make me laugh.

:laff:

 

[SaiyanPrideXIX]

I'm a musician, so I have an unfair advantage. Hehe.

And VB--freestyling IS making something up. hehe.

So...who dares me to actually make an ESF rap song? hehehe...I need to test out my new recording gear...I'm a rocker by default (I play guitar, and my favorite band is Metallica) but I went to school for production briefly and know a lot about music, so I am constantly helping my brother (who wants to be a rap superstar) with his "beats" and "rhymes." hehe. So i could totally do it. I'd even use DBZ samples in it.

[Edit: this reminds me...I have created some music for ESF Alpha...if I can find it, I might post it up here. In fact, I was going to try a long time ago to join the team as a music dev...because that's just one of the things I do. I don't have a lot of programs but I can make some cool stuff just the same. Should I post it?]

 

[Epedemic_Optikz]

You've been here since december
don't u remember??
u think u the best
but ur not
you just forgot
that u nuthin
and i'm sumthin
...It probably took you 3 hours
for the rhymes you did
I'll give you a flower
just 4 tryin kid...
but your rockstar so you can't try me kid
don't worry i'll help u get better
just by sending you letters or e-mails
but your just slow like a snail
your just gonna fail like a nail in my wall (GhEtTo)
just hope you dont fall or you'll crawl
on the floor like a little baby
all lazy,crazy,crying becuz you lose at esf
...esf is 4 da best not the worse
they're just cursed
and they burst when they lose
and it hurts....

I'mma sit down now and take a break and eat some Doritos....

BTW: Don't really mean it pride but some of da stuff is tru.... :]

 

[Lid]

*insert line about hoes*
*insert holla here*
*insert line about negroes in a jacket hood*

etc.

... yes i hate rap like how i hate the fact Will and Grace is still on TV

 

[SaiyanPrideXIX]

Oh, Optikz wants some of this, huh? lol

Nah, I know I look like a noob on the forums, but I've been playing since the beginning or so of Alpha 2.0. Not quite the VERY beginning, but it's a lot further back then my forum registration would make it look.

Hmm...my brother does this type of thing all the time in raps, he calls it "battling." I would do it back but I don't want to make anyone mad.

Wow...seriously, though...was my flow that bad? lol

 

[Epedemic_Optikz]

hmmm kinda...

LiD... Rap isn't all about black people... I know WHITE!,Chinese,Black,everything.... :]

 

[Glenn]

This pwns you all, lol.

Rice, rice, baby,
Stop grab a table and a menu,
Ice is back in it's oriental venu,
Hungry for a little chop suey,
I want Chinese not hong cong fuey,
Finger lickin,
Popeye chicken,
You know what you want, yo,
Column A,
Column B,
I like it fried,
If you don't like it,
Order Mu Gu Giey,

I did not make this song up.

 

[Lid]

Originally posted by Epedemic_Optikz
hmmm kinda...

LiD... Rap isn't all about black people... I know WHITE!,Chinese,Black,everything.... :]

yet all of these love talking abotu *****es, and *****z in da hooooood biatch... yeah.

 

[Epedemic_Optikz]

Not all people rap about *****es and Hoes and Showin off and in da hood and otha stuff.... if you listened to rap you would know... rock is the same.... :]

 

[Lid]

i stand by my sweeping generalisations.